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Post by JohnDoe » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:30 pm

I'd bumped into these somewhere and finally ordered a pair of the Nine2Fives. They're some of the most comfortable work (teacher, shirt, tie, no jacket) shoes I've ever worn. Zero drop and big toe box, but pretty normal looking.

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Re: Lems Shoes

Post by Turdacious » Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:40 pm

Look very cool. How is the sizing?
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Post by milosz » Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:42 pm

They look like zero drop Rockports. Which is to say I'm sure they're extremely comfortable, but they're also going to actively drive off all pussy within a 500 foot radius if that's something that interests you.

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Post by nafod » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:03 pm

I was just looking for these shoes, but didn't know they existed. Bummer.

Replaced my Merrells, ended up with Clarks that are super comfy.

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Post by Pinky » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:52 pm

Engineering professors wear ties?
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Post by Blaidd Drwg » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:58 pm

JohnDoe wrote:I'd bumped into these somewhere and finally ordered a pair of the Nine2Fives. They're some of the most comfortable work (teacher, shirt, tie, no jacket) shoes I've ever worn. Zero drop and big toe box, but pretty normal looking.

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Jesus fuck...what are you a Public health nurse? Oi...men don;t wear shoes like that, Son.

Shoe....

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Boot

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Casual Shoe

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Post by Shapecharge » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:03 pm

Whew! Blade finally got this back on track. Nothing says, "I'll never get any pussy ever again" quite like the shoes shown at the beginning of this thread. Jesus, what the fuck happened to some of you guys? Don't give up like that.

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Post by baffled » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:10 pm

Quack really did do a number on some of you guys.

Next thing we'll get a thread about how Z-health and no nightshades finally helped you get your dick hard again.
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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:31 pm

Lolz

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Post by Shapecharge » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:32 pm

BOOM!!! This thread officially hijacked by men who still have some free T floating around.

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Re: Lems Shoes

Post by JohnDoe » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:56 am

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
JohnDoe wrote:I'd bumped into these somewhere and finally ordered a pair of the Nine2Fives. They're some of the most comfortable work (teacher, shirt, tie, no jacket) shoes I've ever worn. Zero drop and big toe box, but pretty normal looking.

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Jesus fuck...what are you a Public health nurse? Oi...men don;t wear shoes like that, Son.

Shoe....

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Boot

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Casual Shoe

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Post by Blaidd Drwg » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:03 am

I've been wearing those since I was in 11th grade you soft cunt.

And the podcast is Meateater. Get your head right.
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Post by Mickey O'neil » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:16 am

Reback boots are the most comfortable shoes/boots I have ever owned and will last forever according to all of the outstanding reviews. This includes all of my sneakers. I wear them pretty much all of the time. Those other shoes at the beginning of the thread are gay as fuck.

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Post by DrDonkeyLove » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:34 am

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I own a pair of these in burgundy and a similar pair in chili. Apparently something other than my shoes is acting as a powerful pussy repellent. It could be my pasty geezerliness combined with the exciting mien of a retired professor of renaissance butter churns.

It's definitely not the shoes.
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Post by Blaidd Drwg » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:14 am

Mickey O'neil wrote:Reback boots are the most comfortable shoes/boots I have ever owned and will last forever according to all of the outstanding reviews. This includes all of my sneakers. I wear them pretty much all of the time. Those other shoes at the beginning of the thread are gay as fuck.

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I got 8 years out of a pair. Accidentally carved a fat stripe across the toe with a power washer and carried that scar for 7 of those years despite being cut to half the depth of the leather. They were outstanding.
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Post by nafod » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:26 am

Shapecharge wrote:Whew! Blade finally got this back on track. Nothing says, "I'll never get any pussy ever again" quite like the shoes shown at the beginning of this thread. Jesus, what the fuck happened to some of you guys? Don't give up like that.
Exhibit A, this nine2five-wearing dude is an obvious manwhore on duty

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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:18 pm

My Redbacks s are 4 years old, still look good, and are my beater boots for working and the barn.

FWIW, I have a pair of 14s I think, if someone wants 'em. They were Gages

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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:23 pm

I have a pair of Blundstones that are a touch dressier that I wear for Houston casual nights out, look like a nice pair of cowboy boots, without the calf heat and the 6 MO th break in period

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Post by JohnDoe » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:38 pm

My Red Wing Heritage Iron Rangers look great, but I still haven't gotten them broken in yet. The sole is incredibly stiff. These ugly things are crazy comfy, and I'm happily married, so, whatever.

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Post by Shapecharge » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:41 pm

JohnDoe wrote:My Red Wing Heritage Iron Rangers look great, but I still haven't gotten them broken in yet. The sole is incredibly stiff. These ugly things are crazy comfy, and I'm happily married, so, whatever.
Well you sir may be happily married but your long suffering wife is silently judging you.

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Re: Lems Shoes

Post by Dunn » Wed Oct 19, 2016 1:01 am

I can't say shit. Though I do have nice shoes, these are my everyday wear.
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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:59 am

fucking sanuks are the devil's shoe...got a pair for like ten bucks on clearance and wear them around all the time.

tight pussy and loose shoes...those are some things men love.

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Post by Turdacious » Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:45 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:fucking sanuks are the devil's shoe...got a pair for like ten bucks on clearance and wear them around all the time.

tight pussy and loose shoes...those are some things men love.
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Post by aussie luke » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:33 pm

Clarks Desert Boots

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Re: Lems Shoes

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:20 am

I like those toe spreader things. I got some cheap ones and they felt good

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