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Post by Beer Jew » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:55 am

Guess who popped up in my Junk folder? I've XXXX'd the name....
To all my friends from XXXX.com and/or XXXX.com:

YES, it's been a while. It's also been a whirl.

A whirl-wide journey, that is.

Not long ago I returned from an extended stay in China, where I was
"manipulated and coerced"
to willingly practice one of my foremost passions,
the art of Taijiquan, aka Tai Chi.

For the second-straight year, I dutifully acquiesced to torture of body and mind, and
today I'm much better for having undergone this rigorous and vigorous training.

My previous understanding of peace of mind was at an elementary level compared
to the present, and for what it's worth -
yes, I am still engaged in improving upon this key component of success -
and so is anyone else who is honest about it.

As Dr. Maxwell Maltz eloquently wrote so many years ago, peace of mind is "the greatest
port in the world." It's the highest goal. With peace of mind, you've got everything; without it,
you have nothing. At the same time, you don't get to stay at this port just because you arrived;
you must continue to work on staying there.

Naturally, this enhanced level of harmony allows me to expand on what I've previously taught
with far greater clarity and precision. It also makes room for other products and courses that
I've wanted to make available for many years.

Well, I'm ready now.

Here's an example: This coming February 2-4, I'll be conducting a seminar with the
legendary Ted Nicholas, my earliest and primary mentor, aka the 7-Billion Doll-ar Man,
in the field of self-publishing.

Ted and I have become good friends over the years, and this past Spring, we got together
numerous times to discuss some of the "Unrevealed Secrets" in the journey toward financial,
psychological and emotional freedom, as well as how to remain youthful, vibrant and truly
alive as you supposedly "age."

From our perspective, we don't "age" - we "youth."

From our creatively alive imaginations, we believe in getting younger with each passing year -
not older.

That's why we've put together the Undiscovered Secrets Seminar wherein we will teach you how
to market a successful business while making yourself younger by utilizing the greatest tools
ever invented: the PEN and the SPOKEN WORD.

Tis true.

As the saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the sword." The same is also true of the spoken word that
was committed to paper first.

Yes, you can win a physical battle with a sword.

But armed with a pen, you will win the most important battle you ever face.

You will win the battle over yourself.

The pen and the spoken word are mightier than swords as well as any other weapon.

I'll be back tomorrow with more, but mark my words, the forthcoming seminar on
The Undiscovered Secrets will be the most sensational, unique and transformational
event you will ever attend.

Best,

XXXX

P.S. Here's an intriguing bit of know-how. When you use a PEN to write in the most
advantageous manner,
you trigger the brain to grow in a way that cannot be duplicated with
other types of writing. In fact, the mere act of writing the way we'll be teaching you
causes something called "steroidogenesis" - or the creation of natural steroids in the
body. Isn't that something? I'm eager to tell you more. Tune in.

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by aussie luke » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:55 pm

Is it actual Jesus?

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Mickey O'neil » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:43 pm

Furey? Nah, I don't know. Ducane?

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by baffled » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:07 pm

Cheng or sonnen?
Whoever would overthrow the Liberty of a Nation, must begin by subduing the Freeness of Speech
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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Boris » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:51 pm

My money's on Sonnon.

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by aussie luke » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:02 pm

Tim Ferris?

Newpert?

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:48 pm

It's the man with the incredible forehead....
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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:05 pm

I knew it was Furey from the start...lulz.

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Mickey O'neil » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:16 pm

I thought so too but I second guessed myself.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I knew it was Furey from the start...lulz.

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by WildGorillaMan » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:18 pm

He's still alive?
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basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:46 pm

Haha where do you go after you take a world championship from a bunch of 80 year old farmers in the Martial art of tripping

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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Sangoma » Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:55 am

I didn't know you're still supposed to fight "the battle against yourself". It's kind of New Age getting Old. Though the PEN does bring the sense of freshness. The funniest thing is - I bet, sorry, BET, that this SEMINAR will BE fully booked.
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Re: Jesus.....

Post by Croatoa » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:39 pm

Lol. As soon as i read "China" I knew who it was.
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