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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
baffled wrote:When I was waiting, catering and bar tending in college, I hated seeing Jews, Chinese and Filipinos at my tables or coming to the bar.

Jews were so stereotypically cheap it was almost comical. I quickly found out why my Dad said the Chinese were known as the Jews of Hawaii when he was growing up, and Filipinos are just disgusting people.
I find that Chinese are incredibly cheap. Its not that they tip badly so much as that they will get two steaks for five or six people and take all night to eat them.
As for Jews, although I once started a jew hate thread based on how they tip, I was just fucking around. They can be hit or miss but when I was Long Island some of my better regulars were jews.
I've had little interaction with the New York breed. More like an Italian?

Significant differences to the West Coast breed?
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protobuilder wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
vern wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Batali.

that fat fuck...i bought one of his cast iron signature pans (on accident) and it blows...how can you fuck up a cast iron pan?
Tsk Tsk. Stick with Lodge pans. Mine are so well seasoned I can flip an egg.
I love my cast iron skillets but I've given up cooking eggs in them. I have to scrub the damn pans so hard afterward to remove the egg residue that it takes off all the seasoning. Tips?
This will sound ridiculous but I learned it from my dad. He wiped out his iron skillets with table salt on a paper towel or dish rag. No water or soap. He also warned me not to fry potatoes in a skillet and then try to make eggs. His iron pans were shiny black when they passed away and my sisters and I argued over who got them. Those pans were over 50 years old at the time.

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The waiterrant archives are a good place to start. He's a pretty decent writer and has even published a few books.

He actually saved a doctors life once by Heimliching him and the guy still stiffed him on the tip. (Doctors are notoriously bad tippers.) Incredible stuff.

http://waiterrant.net/

http://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/

http://fuckmytable.wordpress.com/

http://www.thebitterwaiter.com./

http://www.servernightmares.com/
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
baffled wrote:When I was waiting, catering and bar tending in college, I hated seeing Jews, Chinese and Filipinos at my tables or coming to the bar.

Jews were so stereotypically cheap it was almost comical. I quickly found out why my Dad said the Chinese were known as the Jews of Hawaii when he was growing up, and Filipinos are just disgusting people.
I find that Chinese are incredibly cheap. Its not that they tip badly so much as that they will get two steaks for five or six people and take all night to eat them.
As for Jews, although I once started a jew hate thread based on how they tip, I was just fucking around. They can be hit or miss but when I was Long Island some of my better regulars were jews.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
A former co-worker once said to me "I wasn't racist until I started dealing with the public every day."
Sooth.

Try being a cop. You will fucking hate e'ryone!

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EZ: that's not racist, it's just equal opportunity.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
A former co-worker once said to me "I wasn't racist until I started dealing with the public every day."

Soooooooo true. Hard not to be annoyed when some people can't spell their own name.
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Wait. You wait tables for a living...then bitch about....waiting tables for a living?

Maybe stop being a fucking waiter.
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protobuilder wrote:Wait. You wait tables for a living...then bitch about....waiting tables for a living?

Maybe stop being a fucking waiter.
But the free booze...
baffled wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
baffled wrote:When I was waiting, catering and bar tending in college, I hated seeing Jews, Chinese and Filipinos at my tables or coming to the bar.

Jews were so stereotypically cheap it was almost comical. I quickly found out why my Dad said the Chinese were known as the Jews of Hawaii when he was growing up, and Filipinos are just disgusting people.
I find that Chinese are incredibly cheap. Its not that they tip badly so much as that they will get two steaks for five or six people and take all night to eat them.
As for Jews, although I once started a jew hate thread based on how they tip, I was just fucking around. They can be hit or miss but when I was Long Island some of my better regulars were jews.
I've had little interaction with the New York breed. More like an Italian?

Significant differences to the West Coast breed?
I only have experience with New York Jews. I have to say they are not all that bad. Except when they are. But I'll take them over the tourists. Tourists are too unpredictable. Especially the Europeans and the Brazilians.
Tonight was Bad. I was basically gang raped by 34 foreigners.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
protobuilder wrote:Wait. You wait tables for a living...then bitch about....waiting tables for a living?

Maybe stop being a fucking waiter.
But the free booze...
baffled wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
baffled wrote:When I was waiting, catering and bar tending in college, I hated seeing Jews, Chinese and Filipinos at my tables or coming to the bar.

Jews were so stereotypically cheap it was almost comical. I quickly found out why my Dad said the Chinese were known as the Jews of Hawaii when he was growing up, and Filipinos are just disgusting people.
I find that Chinese are incredibly cheap. Its not that they tip badly so much as that they will get two steaks for five or six people and take all night to eat them.
As for Jews, although I once started a jew hate thread based on how they tip, I was just fucking around. They can be hit or miss but when I was Long Island some of my better regulars were jews.
I've had little interaction with the New York breed. More like an Italian?

Significant differences to the West Coast breed?
I only have experience with New York Jews. I have to say they are not all that bad. Except when they are. But I'll take them over the tourists. Tourists are too unpredictable. Especially the Europeans and the Brazilians.
Tonight was Bad. I was basically gang raped by 34 foreigners.
Go on.
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baffled wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
protobuilder wrote:Wait. You wait tables for a living...then bitch about....waiting tables for a living?

Maybe stop being a fucking waiter.
But the free booze...
baffled wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
baffled wrote:When I was waiting, catering and bar tending in college, I hated seeing Jews, Chinese and Filipinos at my tables or coming to the bar.

Jews were so stereotypically cheap it was almost comical. I quickly found out why my Dad said the Chinese were known as the Jews of Hawaii when he was growing up, and Filipinos are just disgusting people.
I find that Chinese are incredibly cheap. Its not that they tip badly so much as that they will get two steaks for five or six people and take all night to eat them.
As for Jews, although I once started a jew hate thread based on how they tip, I was just fucking around. They can be hit or miss but when I was Long Island some of my better regulars were jews.
I've had little interaction with the New York breed. More like an Italian?

Significant differences to the West Coast breed?
I only have experience with New York Jews. I have to say they are not all that bad. Except when they are. But I'll take them over the tourists. Tourists are too unpredictable. Especially the Europeans and the Brazilians.
Tonight was Bad. I was basically gang raped by 34 foreigners.
Go on.
The city is full of tourists this week, and all the New Yorkers with money to spend, are spending it in the Caribbean. Monday was a rough night, they all fucked me. I had a $2 tip and a $0 tip. The rest sucked too.
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What kind of a man makes a living off of tips?
A fucking queer, that's the kind.


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I have made a shit ton in tips in my twenty years as a bartender .

The worst part ? Haveing to serve mutherfuckers you wouldnt spit on otherwise. Five years ago ..if somebody pissed you off bad enough ...stick your thumb in their eye and open the door with their head . Then the cops come ,and a good face full of mace was as good as it was going to get .If you were a shitbag ,loudmouth prick . You were gonna get some shit put on you that wasnt coming off in the shower. Many here would have loved how it was handled. It was as it should be .The place had a rep .If you were behaved ,considerate and tipped well ...you got the full on rock star ,girlfriend expierence (This IS a titty bar )...now every jagoff who runs his dicksucker and ends up with a boo boo on their civil rights gets a lawyer .Pussies.....


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Marc, c'mon brother, I know you're fucking around. There's a lot good people that make their living as professional servers and bartenders. A good server in a top restaurant can easily earn 100k+ a year. I know some that do exactly that. It is a lifestyle though with plenty of positives and negatives like any job. Don't be hatin' broheim.


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Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:What kind of a man makes a living off of tips?
A fucking queer, that's the kind.
Well, I can't argue with that logic.
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"I don't tip."
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Then your drinks come last . Mr.Pink.

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