Bombing At Boston Marathon Finish Line

[meatfish]

If the two undercover white guys were there in a counter-terrorism role they didn't exactly win big that day.

I, and probably everyone else on the internet, suspected those two guys were LEO.

Someone needs to teach the Boston PD how to blend in. It was almost comical how fucking bad they stuck out.

The coordinating of clothing was particularly funny.

"Hey dude, are you wearing your kaki pants and black jacket tomorrow? Remember your wrap around sun glasses. I'm going to wear my badass punisher ball cap. I wish the Captain would let us grow SF war beards. That would be so fucking cool and tactical"

Reminds me of Tiananmen Square in Beijing. You have to pass through underground security tunnels to gain entry and then when you are walking around the big, very empty, space, about every 3rd Chinese 'tourist' is wearing exactly the same coat, shirt, trousers and shoes...

[The Ginger Beard Man]

What about the drones that have been deployed to protect us from terrorism? Where have they been since Monday?
It seems to me that if we have them them at home, there should have been a few in the air last night when these two guys started throwing explosives and shooting at cops. And then maybe somebody would have a clue as to where brother #2 has been the last few hours.
Then maybe Obama could point at Rand Paul and say, "I told you so."

[Turdacious]

In the midst of a widespread manhunt that has put the city of Boston on lockdown, CNN released a series of photographs today depicting the three obese Mexican women it claims are the chief suspects in the Boston Marathon attack. “My top-level sources have confirmed that the individuals depicted in these photos planned, coordinated, and put into effect this week’s deadly bombing,” said CNN reporter John King, speaking of the trio of overweight hispanic women, two of whom reportedly died in the late 1990s and one of whom has never actually visited the United States. “If you come across the suspects, please be careful. My sources tell me these women are armed and highly dangerous.” At press time, everyone at CNN was congratulating one another on the good job they’ve been doing.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cnn-re ... spe,32112/

Citing the fact that we have done five breaking news updates in the last 30 minutes and have added no new information to the story, numerous sources are now confirming that we might be doing a bad job covering the manhunt for Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokar A. Tsarnaev. Eyewitnesses are telling reporters there’s a fairly good chance that the pointless, rushed updates could indicate a piss-poor level of incompetent journalism. At press time, breaking reports are now confirming that, yes, we are heavily leaning toward the conclusion that we are doing a bad job.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaki ... job,32118/

The Onion is coming out with some excellent stuff on this.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Lindsay Graham is ready to rip up a little more constitution:

If captured, I hope Administration will at least consider holding the Boston suspect as enemy combatant for intelligence gathering purposes.

— Lindsey Graham (@GrahamBlog) April 19, 2013

[The Ginger Beard Man]

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I'm kind of pulling for this guy not to be taken alive, myself.
As for Senator Graham, I hope he sleeps comfortably, knowing he will never be used for intelligence purposes by any one.

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

WTF are you guys talking about a picture of LEOs supposedly under-cover at the marathon?

[Protobuilder]

WTF are you guys talking about a picture of LEOs supposedly under-cover at the marathon?

The fact that they had cops are proof that the gov't knew about it in advance. You didn't see any police at the Super Bowl, did you?

Oh, and this is more an argument of left vs right than anti-cop, btw.

[baffled]

WTF are you guys talking about a picture of LEOs supposedly under-cover at the marathon?

Scroll down past the "breaking news" gif to see the first pic. I'm pretty sure that's what people are talking about. A blog online noted that the hat one of them was wearing looks a lot like that Sniper who got killed at a gun range a little while back. I guess he was running some private security firm, but I don't really know.

[Blaidd Drwg]

These chaps are Five-O-ISH..in the extreme.




Probably standard at big events like this but makes you wonder...who knew what when. Despite my ill will towards the Boys in Blue...anyone undercover at this event has got to feel like a collosal POS right now, despite the fact there's probably not much that could have been done.

[Batboy2/75]

These chaps are Five-O-ISH..in the extreme.




Probably standard at big events like this but makes you wonder...who knew what when. Despite my ill will towards the Boys in Blue...anyone undercover at this event has got to feel like a collosal POS right now, despite the fact there's probably not much that could have been done.

The other approved LEO undercover outfit is khakis and an ill fitting polo shirt; reserved for upper management and overweight middle age LEOs.

Bet dollars to donuts the Boston PD has an anal SOP for this.

[Grandpa's Spells]

CNN is still fucking the dog. Talking at length about suicide vests, their connection to Al Queda, and the occasional passing mention that they have reports he is NOT wearing one.

[baffled]

CNN got wasted pretty badly on viewers this week, didn't they?

And also, it's Breitbart (so, you know), but there's updates stating that they're about to blow the other kid out of his shoes.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government ... e-Shootout

[Protobuilder]

Who was the guy they stripped naked and paraded in front of the cameras? A few hours ago, he was a suspect in the MIT cop's shooting but now they say the brothers did that as well.

[Fat Cat]

Yup Joker or whatever the fuck his name is is about to get 72 virgins and some lead braces.

[Protobuilder]

http://www.mzv.cz/washington/en/czech_u ... czech.html

The Czech Republic is covering their tracks as well.

I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

[Fat Cat]

Well, looks like the 72 houris will have to wait, Joker is in custody.

[Batboy2/75]

http://www.mzv.cz/washington/en/czech_u ... czech.html

The Czech Republic is covering their tracks as well.

I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

LOL

I thought his would happen after overhearing some Seattle hipster couple discuss why a bunch of Czechs would go on a Jihadist rampage.

BTW- I know a guy that convinced some dimbulb chick that Turkeys were from Turkey.

US Public Education for another spectacular fail!

[Batboy2/75]

Well, looks like the 72 houris will have to wait, Joker is in custody.

There is always the chance he'll repeatable fall on a toilet plunger and anally rape himself. Oh, wait that's the NYPD.

[baffled]

They captured him? Apparently he's covered in blood, but he was conscious when they took him.

I'm surprised. If these two assholes shot that cop last night, I was sure the police would light both of them up. I guess they tried last night.

[Protobuilder]

Shocked that police took him alive as well. Guessing that it was the FBI that found him instead of the local guys?

[Fat Cat]

I think DHS wants this shitstain alive. Guantanamo +1

[Fat Cat]

Shocked that police took him alive as well. Guessing that it was the FBI that found him instead of the local guys?

You would be better off wondering why no woman wants to have sex with you.

[seeahill]

Escaping by boat doesn't work on dry land.

[mtman1]

I just found out the guy they killed last night has a wife and daughter who live in my hometown.


What the fuck!!!


http://www.turnto10.com/story/22027861/ ... -ri-native

[Protobuilder]

I just found out the guy they killed last night has a wife and daughter who live in my hometown.


What the fuck!!!


http://www.turnto10.com/story/22027861/ ... -ri-native

Are you going to be ok?