My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof

[baffled]

Landed on his knee. Somehow didn't break anything. Bruised the fuck up all over from what I hear.

He was taken to the nice hospital, where all of their x-ray machines were somehow offline. So they took him to county, where his wife apparently felt pretty unsafe driving in. It's like a war zone in the neighborhood around there. After almost 24 hours, they couldn't get the orthopedist in to see him.

Moral of the story: don't fall off the roof, but if you do, land on your knee and go to the white people's hospital.

Carry on.

[judobrian]

Sooooo.....why would he need an orthopedist urgently if nothing was broken?

[Turdacious]

Landed on his knee. Somehow didn't break anything. Bruised the fuck up all over from what I hear.

He was taken to the nice hospital, where all of their x-ray machines were somehow offline. So they took him to county, where his wife apparently felt pretty unsafe driving in. It's like a war zone in the neighborhood around there. After almost 24 hours, they couldn't get the orthopedist in to see him.

Moral of the story: don't fall off the roof, but if you do, land on your knee and go to the white people's hospital.

Carry on.

You live in Stockton?

[baffled]

Sooooo.....why would he need an orthopedist urgently if nothing was broken?

That's a good question.

[baffled]

Landed on his knee. Somehow didn't break anything. Bruised the fuck up all over from what I hear.

He was taken to the nice hospital, where all of their x-ray machines were somehow offline. So they took him to county, where his wife apparently felt pretty unsafe driving in. It's like a war zone in the neighborhood around there. After almost 24 hours, they couldn't get the orthopedist in to see him.

Moral of the story: don't fall off the roof, but if you do, land on your knee and go to the white people's hospital.

Carry on.

You live in Stockton?

Nah. Westbound. Stockton is a shithole of the lowest order. I would rather look for a bed at the shelter in San Francisco than live in Stockton.

Maybe not, but it's close.

[The Cunning Stunt]

Best thread ever.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Sooooo.....why would he need an orthopedist urgently if nothing was broken?

Because almost breaking something qualifies for disability, and he wants to get the paperwork rolling.

Welcome to Niggermerica.

[baffled]

Nah, he's rich as fuck and retired.

[baffled]

Best thread ever.

I am quite proud. It has exceeded my expectations to be sure.

[Crust Bucket]

Gav take note this is how you get a laugh.

[Thatcher II]

(Gav, if it helps, imagine that the neighbour fell off the roof and went straight into the splits. Or that he was hit when someone carrying a ladder turned around suddenly and he ducked at the wrong time.)

[TerryB]

(Gav, if it helps, imagine that the neighbour fell off the roof and went straight into the splits. Or that he was hit when someone carrying a ladder turned around suddenly and he ducked at the wrong time.)

:snigger

Gav reminds me of Charlie Farley