I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Topics without replies are pruned every 365 days. Not moderated.

Moderator: Dux

Post Reply
User avatar

Sangoma
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7217
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:16 pm
Contact:
Contact Sangoma

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Sangoma »

The makeup goes away, the rest of here stays...

Image
Image
Top

Andy83
Sgt. Major
Posts: 2650
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:07 am

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Andy83 »

Mickey fer chissake!! She's an old hag already. Give it up and get another younger women.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.
Top
User avatar

Topic author
Mickey O'neil
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 22168
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:49 pm
Location: The Pale Blue Dot

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Mickey O'neil »

There is no call for posting those images! We all have our bad days!!!!!
Top

Protobuilder
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5042
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:51 am

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Protobuilder »

SubClaw wrote:Sorry, Mickey, it had to be done.

Image
Image
/thread
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
Top
User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Crust Bucket »

Image
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage
Top
User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Crust Bucket »

Image
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage
Top
User avatar

Topic author
Mickey O'neil
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 22168
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:49 pm
Location: The Pale Blue Dot

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Mickey O'neil »

Thank you, Crusty!
Top
User avatar

SubClaw
Top
Posts: 1975
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:01 pm

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by SubClaw »

Mickey, you used to have standards...

Image
Image
Image
Image

Bonus:

Image
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.
Top

milosz
Top
Posts: 1876
Joined: Sat May 15, 2010 10:40 pm

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by milosz »

Pretty much the same body type as every 30-something current/former party-girl I know.

Which means she'll definitely let you put it in her butt.
Top

Protobuilder
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5042
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:51 am

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Protobuilder »

Image
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
Top
User avatar

Topic author
Mickey O'neil
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 22168
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:49 pm
Location: The Pale Blue Dot

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Mickey O'neil »

Quit ruining my media portrayed image of Katy! I'd still do her in a heartbeat.
Top

dead man walking
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 6797
Joined: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:34 pm

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by dead man walking »

it's time to choose a new fantasy princess. katy is headed to the farrowing pen
Really Big Strong Guy: There are a plethora of psychopaths among us.
Top
User avatar

SubClaw
Top
Posts: 1975
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:01 pm

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by SubClaw »

Mickey O'neil wrote:Quit ruining my media portrayed image of Katy! I'd still do her in a heartbeat.
I don't believe you...

Image
Image
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.
Top
User avatar

Topic author
Mickey O'neil
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 22168
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:49 pm
Location: The Pale Blue Dot

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Mickey O'neil »

Perhaps.
dead man walking wrote:it's time to choose a new fantasy princess. katy is headed to the farrowing pen
Top

Shapecharge
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 8509
Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:59 pm

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Shapecharge »

Mick, I share your pain but she's one bucket of fried fuckin' chicken away from KA-FUCKING-BOOM!! Might I suggest fingering your no doubt tight little butt-hole to that Margot Robbie chick in Suicide Squad/Wolf of Wall Street? C'mon now you horny little fucker, that chick would get it. Don't be lyin' to yourself. Put Katy out to pasture...literally! She's turning into a cow. Sadly she's just not throwing up enough.
Top
User avatar

Topic author
Mickey O'neil
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 22168
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:49 pm
Location: The Pale Blue Dot

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Mickey O'neil »

Great suggestion! Margot Robbie is smoking!
Shapecharge wrote:Mick, I share your pain but she's one bucket of fried fuckin' chicken away from KA-FUCKING-BOOM!! Might I suggest fingering your no doubt tight little butt-hole to that Margot Robbie chick in Suicide Squad/Wolf of Wall Street? C'mon now you horny little fucker, that chick would get it. Don't be lyin' to yourself. Put Katy out to pasture...literally! She's turning into a cow. Sadly she's just not throwing up enough.
Top

Gene
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5706
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:18 pm
Location: East USA

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Gene »

Ain't much of a choice

This....

Image



Image


Image

Image



Versus this.....



Image

Image


She'll probably look like Hillary in a few years....

Image


Someone please nuggetize Shape's comments. Once again, Comic Genius.
Don't like yourself too much.
Top
User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Crust Bucket »

Don't listen to this Debbie downers Mick....

Image
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage
Top
User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Crust Bucket »

Image
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage
Top
User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Crust Bucket »

Image
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage
Top
User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Crust Bucket »

Image
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage
Top
User avatar

Topic author
Mickey O'neil
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 22168
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:49 pm
Location: The Pale Blue Dot

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Post by Mickey O'neil »

Thank, Crusty, but I believe it's time to find a new chick. Katy will always hold a special place in my heart though.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Free Speech Forum”