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Post by The Venerable Bogatir X »
The Syrian influx is a stupid idea but it's going to happen. However, it's a distraction for all of those already here and those who might be influenced by them.
I think it's cute the Italian-American mob of the 21st century wants to manage thesse guys. What I'd like to see is the Mobs from Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria, et al, step in, nice and quiet-like. Oh yeah, Texans, too. The blacks, Mexicans and other latino drug gangs would have much to gain by an ISIS alignment, so I'm not being a racist scumbag (this time), just saying.
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"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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I know you know this because I know you know. You know?tough old man wrote:Speak loud and clear because that is the truth.
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Post by The Venerable Bogatir X »
Pretty sure I've said this here before, too.....Honestly, I think I have run into exactly two who were at least polite. Both were cashiers at Sears.baffled wrote:As a general rule, avoiding Somalis is a pretty sound bit of advice, IMO.
Unfortunately, you can mark my words given my fairly good track record on predictions: Somali's in MN pretty much completely run the taxi cab services in the Twin Cities. Ergo, they are commonplace at the airport, downtown, Mall of America.... I've said this before that even if a small percentage would be on board with a terrorist attack, they would absolutely and easily fuck up the responses of PD, FD, Paramedics, ect, just by way of their ability to access and appear to be 'commonplace' in these areas. Also, think about it, throwaway cell phone and even if caught, what's the worst they get busted for? A traffic violation?
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Post by Yes I Have Balls »
Gun sales in Minnesota are gonna skyrocket!The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:However, it's a distraction for all of those already here and those who might be influenced by them.
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Post by The Venerable Bogatir X »
Nice to know that. I mean it. How many? 3, 6, 15?nafod wrote:I worked with Somali-Americans who came over to Africa to work as linguists and help us down terrorists. Most were from Minnesota. Great guys.
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Small numbers. Prolly 6 or so?The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Nice to know that. I mean it. How many? 3, 6, 15?nafod wrote:I worked with Somali-Americans who came over to Africa to work as linguists and help us down terrorists. Most were from Minnesota. Great guys.
Somalia itself breaks into Somalia, Somaliland, and Puntland. All are essentially independent countries.
Place is the wild, Wild West.
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"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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Re: Somalis
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That's kind of weird, no?
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KingSchmaltzBagelHour wrote:Every Somali in my city (second highest per capita after the Twin Cities) has a Jan 1 birthday.
That's kind of weird, no?
And they are all named Mamadou.
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tough old man wrote:Fuck Somalia and the skinnies. Pull back and nuke it from orbit.
Pretty much.
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I'm not sure I understand your point.Kazuya Mishima wrote:I hope they all die of fucking AIDS. Fucking country getting flushed down the goddamn toilet with this Third World trash coming here. Know why Somalia is a fucking shithole? Because it's full of Somalis. Wanna know what's going to happen to Minnesota when it's full of Somalis? It's going to turn into a fucking shithole.

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Now, now. You had a much better idea a few years ago when you suggested we just turn the entire area to glass.tough old man wrote:Fuck Somalia and the skinnies. Pull back and nuke it from orbit.
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Post by Kazuya Mishima »
Somebody showed them this map before they moved here.TomFurman wrote:What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?

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Must have been invited in by the Lutherans.TomFurman wrote:What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?

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Post by The Venerable Bogatir X »
DING DING DING!!!Bob Wildes wrote:Must have been invited in by the Lutherans.TomFurman wrote:What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?
WE HAVE A WINNAH!
Oh, and the liberal U of M loves their pork and has their sticky fingers all-up in this shit as I understand it.
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