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justpassingthrough wrote:Is this one of you guys?
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54369
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T200 wrote: Code for Christian orgy?

Troof. A long time P&B'er from the old days (PBUH) may or may not have had an FFM cougar 3-way at his church's divorce support group meeting.
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justpassingthrough wrote:Is this one of you guys?
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54369
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Crust Bucket wrote:
Attila the Hungry wrote:not so fast. didn't chaosnpain appear in the famous flick?
Yeah but I thought this was him....

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You guys should search up Beth Moscov's posts in the earlier years of XF. Homeschooling, breastfeeding inappropriately aged children, "helping" her daughter transition to adult life...there's some seriously good material there.

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The Nightman wrote:
justpassingthrough wrote:Is this one of you guys?
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54369
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Shaquille brO'Neil wrote:lulz. irongarmer? http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54337
Pay attention faggot, that shit was already posted. Now take your black ass back over to Monkey Bar Gym.
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The Spartans like most Greeks believed that true loved only existed between two males...a young boy and an older man, flip through the Plato's Phaedrus. So if you are all about Sparta then you are all about anal with a young boy. So CNP loves young cock. Very sad.

With the said I thought I would add to the level of crazy hysteria @fit is growing to. The Shoreline CrossFit shit was about the scariest thing I have read in a while. It goes to show the Glassmania is taking shape and like Hulkamania ran wild in the 80's, Glassmania is running out of control.

WildGorillaMan is right. We have only seen the beginning, this shit is going to get real good.
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Lets try this again....Fuck!
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That CrossFit Faith header image looks an awful lot like the one on my blog. Before anyone jumps to conclusions: No, I'm not behind CFFaith. It's obviously someone riding my coattails and exposing themselves to a trademark infringement suit.
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leave the gloves on baby.
Nice. She's even got the reins. That bitch is ready to get mounted.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
T200 wrote: Code for Christian orgy?

Troof. A long time P&B'er from the old days (PBUH) may or may not have had an FFM cougar 3-way at his church's divorce support group meeting.
Wasn't that bliftn?


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seeahill wrote:
The Nightman wrote:
justpassingthrough wrote:Is this one of you guys?
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54369
Guys - please feel free to check out our new affiliate website:

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Outstanding gayness from Sweden (be warned, you may want to stab yourself in the eyes):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sw5ky-5zcg[/youtube]

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BTU wrote:Outstanding gayness from Sweden (be warned, you may want to stab yourself in the eyes):
Cleanse

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that needs a double cleanse

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'allo luvly!

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non-elite athlete wasting his time with non-functional exercise:

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protobuilder wrote:'allo luvly!

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Jesus. If we could just take Joceyln's world class ass and legs, and graft it to an upper body that doesn't look like a post-menopausal train wreck.

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fatbastard wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
T200 wrote: Code for Christian orgy?

Troof. A long time P&B'er from the old days (PBUH) may or may not have had an FFM cougar 3-way at his church's divorce support group meeting.
Wasn't that bliftn?
Shit, I forgot all about him! He had some good stories.

In this case, the divorce support group Cougars Gone Wild happened to Beery. I wonder what ever happened to him.
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protobuilder wrote:'allo luvly!

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Functional fitness indeed.

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Beelzebub wrote:The Spartans like most Greeks believed that true loved only existed between two males...a young boy and an older man, flip through the Plato's Phaedrus. So if you are all about Sparta then you are all about anal with a young boy. So CNP loves young cock. Very sad.

With the said I thought I would add to the level of crazy hysteria @fit is growing to. The Shoreline CrossFit shit was about the scariest thing I have read in a while. It goes to show the Glassmania is taking shape and like Hulkamania ran wild in the 80's, Glassmania is running out of control.

WildGorillaMan is right. We have only seen the beginning, this shit is going to get real good.
Spartan pedarasty link wrote:As for the men, if two different men both loved one boy, instead of becoming rivals they forged a friendship between themselves, and "worked together to make the boy the best he could be.
Dear God. Boy-love aside, many Spartans (and other Greeks, later under Philip and Alexander) spent their entire lives on a military campaign. No one should argue that they weren't some war-hardened queers. Indeed, they might have been the most fearsome opponent of all. Imagine being mortally wounded and buggered. A bad way to go.

The comment you posted was humorous but inaccurate. Couch couldn't survive for three days in an Embassy Suites without his valets.

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theoverman wrote:just sayin'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartan_pederasty

just to even out this post...

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:I don't know shit about Sparta, but judging from dude's avatar, I'd say it's safe to assume he was personally offended by the attack on the movie 300.
Well, that and the fact that he's a faggot.
And yet, I still manage to get more ass than a toilet seat at Nascar, have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece, and can outlift you at everything. Does that keep you up at night?
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