The couch thread

[ChAoSnPAIN]

Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.

So basically what you're saying is that Couch invented Parkour. Noted.

I'm fairly certain that David Belle or Sebastian Foucan would eat Glassman alive if given the opportunity. And I mean that literally- 19th century Fiji style. Still seems like the Crossfitters would be all the fuck over free running. Odd that they're not. Could it be that there are no tshirts involved?

[Yes I Have Balls]

Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.

So basically what you're saying is that Couch invented Parkour. Noted.

I'm fairly certain that David Belle or Sebastian Foucan would eat Glassman alive if given the opportunity. And I mean that literally- 19th century Fiji style. Still seems like the Crossfitters would be all the fuck over free running. Odd that they're not. Could it be that there are no tshirts involved?

Hey fuck face - @fitters only want shirts so they can not wear them when exercising.

[A1A BA]

Fuck you and your dog, asswipe.

Very creative - you must be proud of yourself

[Holland Oates]

Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.

So basically what you're saying is that Couch invented Parkour. Noted.

I'm fairly certain that David Belle or Sebastian Foucan would eat Glassman alive if given the opportunity. And I mean that literally- 19th century Fiji style. Still seems like the Crossfitters would be all the fuck over free running. Odd that they're not. Could it be that there are no tshirts involved?

They aren't all over Parkour because it takes actual athletic ability.

[TerryB]

1,500,230 push-ups in one year {World Record}
1,940 back of hands pushups in one hour {World Record}
29,850 fullcontact straight arm punch strikes in 1 hour {World Record}
932 sit ups with a 50 lb weight on chest in 30 mins {World Record}
1 mile run carrying a 40 lb back pack 5 mins 35 secs {World Record}

To paraphrase Glassman himself, "Glassman has just as much right to call himself the fittest man alive as Paddy Doyle does."

[Yes I Have Balls]

Fuck you and your dog, asswipe.

Very creative - you must be proud of yourself

suck it faggot

[Anon]

Here is a *free* sport for crossfitters...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5pqnPrjfw[/youtube]

Just need the two pairs of 75# kettlebells and handcuffs - be elite after your first 7 minutes workout.

[ChAoSnPAIN]

Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.

So basically what you're saying is that Couch invented Parkour. Noted.

I'm fairly certain that David Belle or Sebastian Foucan would eat Glassman alive if given the opportunity. And I mean that literally- 19th century Fiji style. Still seems like the Crossfitters would be all the fuck over free running. Odd that they're not. Could it be that there are no tshirts involved?

They aren't all over Parkour because it takes actual athletic ability.

So does Oly weightlifting, and that sure as fuck hasn't stopped them.

[Turdacious]

Fuck you and your dog, asswipe.

Very creative - you must be proud of yourself

suck it faggot

You ex @fitters are funny when you argue.

[A1A BA]

Fuck you and your dog, asswipe.

Very creative - you must be proud of yourself

suck it faggot

IBID

[Holland Oates]

Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.

So basically what you're saying is that Couch invented Parkour. Noted.

I'm fairly certain that David Belle or Sebastian Foucan would eat Glassman alive if given the opportunity. And I mean that literally- 19th century Fiji style. Still seems like the Crossfitters would be all the fuck over free running. Odd that they're not. Could it be that there are no tshirts involved?

They aren't all over Parkour because it takes actual athletic ability.

So does Oly weightlifting, and that sure as fuck hasn't stopped them.

I see your point but I don't consider what they do Oly lifting.

[A1A BA]

So does Oly weightlifting, and that sure as fuck hasn't stopped them.

O-lift won't maime or kill you as fast as jumping from roof top to roof top - plus what CF does barely qualifies as lifting.

[friedquads]

We have the Paddy Doyle records on our weightroom wall. There are so many push up records, it is stunning. Do the math on the 1.5 million pushups in a year. One day is amazing.

Maybe it was a leap year? Just kidding.

But you're right, one day is over 4,100 push ups, making it over 170 push-ups per hour. Simply mind-blowing.

[TerryB]

We have the Paddy Doyle records on our weightroom wall. There are so many push up records, it is stunning. Do the math on the 1.5 million pushups in a year. One day is amazing.

Maybe it was a leap year? Just kidding.

But you're right, one day is over 4,100 push ups, making it over 170 push-ups per hour. Simply mind-blowing.

Yeah but he's still not "the fittest" until he proves it by beating Mikko at Crossfit (assuming Mikko has recovered from the 09 Gaymes).

[Gin Master]

Fuck you and your dog, asswipe.

Very creative - you must be proud of yourself

suck it faggot

You ex @fitters are funny when you argue.

No shit. The new niggaz are making this board unreadable.

Dale Saran provided some insightful commentary on Couch's field research:

As Greg has said repeatedly, "if it turns out you can get fittest by drinking Coors light and washing the windows at the gas station, we'll start doing that tomorrow."

[Turdacious]

I'm surprised that Fatt Murey wasn't the one to trademark 'world's fittest man'.

[ChAoSnPAIN]

Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.

So basically what you're saying is that Couch invented Parkour. Noted.

I'm fairly certain that David Belle or Sebastian Foucan would eat Glassman alive if given the opportunity. And I mean that literally- 19th century Fiji style. Still seems like the Crossfitters would be all the fuck over free running. Odd that they're not. Could it be that there are no tshirts involved?

They aren't all over Parkour because it takes actual athletic ability.

So does Oly weightlifting, and that sure as fuck hasn't stopped them.

I see your point but I don't consider what they do Oly lifting.

Exactly. I'm sure they could gay up free running in a similar fashion, then make some tshirts about it and have a paleo family-friendly drinking event (which still blows my mind) to celebrate themselves.

[ChAoSnPAIN]

I'm surprised that Fatt Murey wasn't the one to trademark 'world's fittest man'.

That fucking guy is mindblowing- he stumbled across a couple of books on old-school lifting on sandow.uk and then fashioned himself an expert.

[friedquads]

We have the Paddy Doyle records on our weightroom wall. There are so many push up records, it is stunning. Do the math on the 1.5 million pushups in a year. One day is amazing.

Maybe it was a leap year? Just kidding.

But you're right, one day is over 4,100 push ups, making it over 170 push-ups per hour. Simply mind-blowing.

Yeah but he's still not "the fittest" until he proves it by beating Mikko at Crossfit (assuming Mikko has recovered from the 09 Gaymes).

I'm sure that if Paddy did go to one of the Gaymes, he'd start destroying everyone...until Couch and Shave noticed and then they ordered all of the cult members to try and beat Paddy within an inch of his life via PVC pipes. Then Paddy would kill everyone in the vicinity like Wolverine in a Berzerker Rage.

[Yes I Have Balls]

Robert, didn't you know? The members and lurkers of this board love to pass judgment on what they can see, rather than take into consideration the things that go on behind the scenes that they can't...AND refuse to admit the possibility that such things might be going on. It's far easier to feel self-righteous that way.

Carry on

This is funny. Renee Lee (ugliest "woman" on Earth) who just can't get off the Kool-Aid long enough to get over the whole Robb Wolf/Greg Everett thing and how bad it makes the fucktards at @fit look, chimes in on something or other, but really is taking a swipe at her fellow @fitters (and possibly us).

Ugly fucking cunt:

[Sofa King]

Is this for real? Lil' Wayne and Birdman?

Controversial Photo of Two Cash Money Rappers Kissing is Lighting Up the Net
Like Father, Like Son. That's the title of the latest 20-track offering from the New Orleans-bred rap alliance called the Cash Money Millionaires. The group was co-founded by 37-year-old Bryan "Baby" Williams, who also goes by other multiple aliases, including "The Birdman" and "#1
Lil Wayne and Baby Kissing Photo... Rapper Admits it is Real
Stunna".

The actual "baby" of the Cash Money conglomerate is a guy named Lil' Wayne, who, at 24 years old, was the youngest member of the Louisiana-based label. Lil' Wayne (nee: Dwayne Michael Carter) came into much prominence in his own right as an artist, and has been credited with possessing an excellent lyrical cadence that has driven his record sales well into the millions.

But their rhyming skills aren't what has landed Lil Wayne - who also goes by the monikers of "Birdman, Jr.", "Weezy F. Baby", "Weezy (something unprintable) Baby" or "Tha Carter" - and the real Baby Baby on the tongues of multiple hip-hop heads as of late.

What has set the email boxes abuzz is a photograph of Lil' Wayne and Baby planting a kiss smack dab on one another's lips. Immediately, the machismo-filled world of hardened rappers and wannabe rhymers explained away the image as something doctored or Photoshoped, reasoning that manly heroes like Lil' Wayne and Baby would never attempt such a move.

Yet recently, Baby finally addressed the firestorm of controversy in an interview with DJ Uptown Angela on Q93, a Clear Channel station in New Orleans, and admitted that the photo only expressed the real father/son relationship that exists between Baby and Lil' Wayne.

"Before I had a child, Wayne and all of them were my children, you heard me?" Baby said, using the same colloquialisms often spouted by other New Orleans native sons like Master P and Juvenile.

"Wayne to me is my son - my first-born son - and that's what it do for me," Baby told Uptown Angela. "That's my life, that's my love and that's my thing. That's my lil' son. I love him to death."

Let's review:
Skip Chase starred in Poltergeist, Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. He is now known by the handle, Weezy (no "h," niggaz), and goes around kissing black guys on the lips.

Any questions not involving a dog with bowel control, please refer to the @fit site directly.

[Gary John]

The sacred thread is under attack.

Reposting shit, reposted shit reposted.

And the ever popular "are to", "are not" debating style.

Its OK, took the fuckers long enough.


Oh, and thanks for sharing all the gay rap knowledge.

[Turdacious]

I'm surprised that Fatt Murey wasn't the one to trademark 'world's fittest man'.

That fucking guy is mindblowing- he stumbled across a couple of books on old-school lifting on sandow.uk and then fashioned himself an expert.

Speaking of which:



Good message for all of you lurking @fitters-- couch doesn't have a patent on being a internet fitness jackass.

[T200]

Motor City @Fit blog:

CrossFit BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!! Is that ALL you talk about??

Anybody ever hear that? Have you ever been getting ready to sit down for a few drinks and dinner a with friends and somebody lays the ground rules for the event by saying something like, “Okay, NO talking about CrossFit!”

People ever tell you you’re in a cult? What about asking if you are ‘allowed’ to drink beer? Or eat cake because of your cra-AZY ‘Atkins’ diet?

Have people told you they don’t care how many rounds of ‘Cindy’ you finished? And since they don’t tell you about their workout you shouldn’t tell them about yours? (For some reason they don’t get it right? That you only did x rounds just a few short months ago.)

Do friends/relatives ask you if something you just picked up at the grocery store was with ‘proper form’? (Mocking your obsession with the deadlift)

Anybody ever roll their eyes when you get ready to tell them a CF story?

I know I’m kind of rambling a bit here, but I just wanted to let everybody know that this is okay. If you are passionate about something, and want to talk about it, go ahead and talk about it! If you’re proud of an accomplishment, talk about it! Is there a huge difference between having a good day at work and a good day at the gym? I don’t think so. Some people don’t talk much, they keep things to themselves and just come to the gym, bust their butts and leave. That’s great, but this blog isn’t meant for you. This is meant for the people that like to talk, probably too much at times (like me) that are sometimes made to feel guilty for talking about CrossFit too much. Ask anybody that knows me and they’ll probably tell you I’m a bit obsessed with this stuff. Is that a bad quality? Should I be embarassed? Nope! I’m not – and you shouldn’t be either.

So next time you’re out to eat and somebody tells you to stop talking about it, explain to them what a muscle-up is, then show them your deadlift pictures on Facebook from your cell phone. When they start to get really annoyed ask the waiter at the restaurant to keep the bread and double up your broccoli. While you’re eating your broccoli, explain what elevated insulin does to your body. Follow that up with how much you hate thrusters, can’t believe you ripped your hands again, almost beat Vinny, and that tomorrow is benchmark Saturday and you’re gonna do ‘Fran’!

Disgusting.

[A1A BA]

Let's review:
Skip Chase starred in Poltergeist, Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. He is now known by the handle, Weezy (no "h," niggaz), and goes around kissing black guys on the lips.

Any questions not involving a dog with bowel control, please refer to the @fit site directly.

Alright screw the dog. Odds are she won't see June anyway

let's not forget that weezy is the same ass that advocates going into clients homes and dictating what they should and should'nt have in their pantry. - Pure Jackass

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Filf ... wToEat.wmv