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Enjoying Rob Wolf sticking it to @Fit at every opportunity.

Talking about his "Paleo Seminar" here: http://robbwolf.com/2010/02/02/paleolit ... -chico-ca/
*-Just wanted to make a distinction here. A CERTIFICATION indicates some kind of test and proof of aptitude, otherwise it’s a SEMINAR. A CERTIFICATE of ATTENDANCE…well, that’s a seminar too.
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lasalle wrote:Enjoying Rob Wolf sticking it to @Fit at every opportunity.

Talking about his "Paleo Seminar" here: http://robbwolf.com/2010/02/02/paleolit ... -chico-ca/
*-Just wanted to make a distinction here. A CERTIFICATION indicates some kind of test and proof of aptitude, otherwise it’s a SEMINAR. A CERTIFICATE of ATTENDANCE…well, that’s a seminar too.
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Is that Shave Astro middle row far right?
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Jayson-
We ahd a spot reserved for Shave but he declined the invite. Definitely our loss…
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The worst pic of couch I've ever seen:

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Awesomely, there's Lisa and Eddy Lugo, I think.

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Shaf, I love that you have a folder entitled "Crossfit Collected..."

Collected what? Pr0n? Photoshops? Worst WOD's ever? Couch's Gaffes? What?
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This is some eleet shit right hur. Handstands in a pool. Wow.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:This is some eleet shit right hur. Handstands in a pool. Wow.

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Now do it for time.
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That's not Eddie Lugo.
And let’s not forget SHAF the pajama clad postulator extolling opinions on a dozen different fitness forums 10 to 12 hours a day including major holidays.

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All right! Great to know!

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We have a Fairy Cockgobler sighting. He has reared his fat ugly head to spew non-sense. I knew he couldnt stay away for long. The shit must have bottled up so thick inside him it came flying out in epic portions.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:This is some eleet shit right hur. Handstands in a pool. Wow.

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Now do it for time.
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Any advice for our feckless friend, Cody?
Yesterday I made a 20lb. medicine ball out of a basketball, sand, and duct tape in order to do Kelly as prescribed, but I had trouble with the duct tape ripping and sand falling into my eyes as I attempted to catch it during the wod. Any suggestions for a better homemade ball from those who have had success? Thanks.

Comment #41 - Posted by: Cody at February 4, 2010 7:50 AM
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Beelzebub wrote:We have a Fairy Cockgobler sighting. He has reared his fat ugly head to spew non-sense. I knew he couldnt stay away for long. The shit must have bottled up so thick inside him it came flying out in epic portions.
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Wow, Barry. Just...wow.

protobuilder wrote:Any advice for our feckless friend, Cody?
Yesterday I made a 20lb. medicine ball out of a basketball, sand, and duct tape in order to do Kelly as prescribed, but I had trouble with the duct tape ripping and sand falling into my eyes as I attempted to catch it during the wod. Any suggestions for a better homemade ball from those who have had success? Thanks.

Comment #41 - Posted by: Cody at February 4, 2010 7:50 AM
Yeah. Cody needs 300 burpees, a tub of Progenex, and some STFU therapy.

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protobuilder wrote:Any advice for our feckless friend, Cody?
Yesterday I made a 20lb. medicine ball out of a basketball, sand, and duct tape in order to do Kelly as prescribed, but I had trouble with the duct tape ripping and sand falling into my eyes as I attempted to catch it during the wod. Any suggestions for a better homemade ball from those who have had success? Thanks.

Comment #41 - Posted by: Cody at February 4, 2010 7:50 AM
fill it with lye?

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Yesterday I made a 20lb. medicine ball out of a basketball, sand, and duct tape in order to do Kelly as prescribed, but I had trouble with the duct tape ripping and sand falling into my eyes as I attempted to catch it during the wod. Any suggestions for a better homemade ball from those who have had success? Thanks.

Comment #41 - Posted by: Cody at February 4, 2010 7:50 AM
Cody needs to go back to playing hopscotch. Obviously making a med ball is too challenging for him. :JRJHK:
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Someone told him to use glue.

He then asked what kind of glue.

I think Cody is in for a rough ride as an Elite Athlete.
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Next thing he'll be asking how many blocks are in a drop of glue.

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PVC is now officially endorsed.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/02/the ... l#comments

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Well shit you can't just expect elite athletes to go around lifting upwards of 20 kg.
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All fag's and fagette's...Jesus fucking christ on a stick (make that pvc pipe).
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Oscar wrote:PVC is now officially endorsed.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/02/the ... l#comments

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Sweet Christ.

If that isn't the most ridiculous thing to post an article in public about I don't know what is.
The Missing Barbell Link?

By R. Don Hollinger

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February 04, 2010
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Many CrossFit athletes start with a PVC pipe before jumping to a training, women’s or full-size Olympic bar. Inventor and CrossFitter R. Don Hollinger introduces one more step to help smooth the transition from PVC to metal.

After a good warm-up, I overhead squatted 400—a PR. I’ll never forget that day.

An OHS of 400 isn’t bad for a 62-year-old who has been CrossFitting for about a year. One little detail is missing, however. While the reader might think the “400” was pounds, it was actually ounces, which converts to 25 lb. Well, it was a lot for me.

The piece of equipment that made this humble PR possible was a 5-lb. Olympic barbell I made out of common hardware or home-improvement-store parts. Even a naked Olympic barbell at 45 lb. was way too much for me, so I solved this predicament by creating a “stepping stone” barbell that has the same basic characteristics as the full Olympic bar without the high weight. I call it the “Hyperlite Bar.”

The Hyperlite Bar loaded with two 10-lb. bumpers and 40 lb. of metal plates (65 lb. total) can be dropped from the overhead position without damage to the bar. After a great effort, a big, crashing barbell bounce is a just reward. Sixty-five pounds is the max needed on the Hyperlite because one can then move to the 45-lb. Olympic bar with two 10-lb. bumper plates.
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The Hyperlite Bar loaded with two 10-lb. bumpers and 40 lb. of metal plates (65 lb. total) can be dropped from the overhead position without damage to the bar. After a great effort, a big, crashing barbell bounce is a just reward.
65 FUCKING. POUNDS. 65

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
The Hyperlite Bar loaded with two 10-lb. bumpers and 40 lb. of metal plates (65 lb. total) can be dropped from the overhead position without damage to the bar. After a great effort, a big, crashing barbell bounce is a just reward.
65 FUCKING. POUNDS. 65
That's like bragging about how many times you made your blow up sex doll cum.


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lasalle wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
The Hyperlite Bar loaded with two 10-lb. bumpers and 40 lb. of metal plates (65 lb. total) can be dropped from the overhead position without damage to the bar. After a great effort, a big, crashing barbell bounce is a just reward.
65 FUCKING. POUNDS. 65
That's like bragging about how many times you made your blow up sex doll cum.
How many times is considered. like, elite?
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http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005230.html
The SDHP is a "pull" that is really a "push." Can you elaborate?
Pure Couchspeak.

Say one thing is another.

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Why are @Fitters so starved for attention and so elite that they need to strip down and do a pullup in the middle of a snowy football field?

On that note, feel free to post more of her.

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