Couch drunk himself into a stupor, dicked around on the rings and maimed himself. Lesser men would have given up in the face of such stunning defeat, but not teh couch.
After a short recovery period on morphine, he donned his old workout uniform, headed back to the gym, chalked up his hands and reached right back up for life's everlasting challenge, the liter the bottle, and worked it harder than ever before. He hasn't looked back since.
Here's to you, couch, for showing us all how to stay in the zone.
