Ya, these sites don't allow for much in the way of editing and are much less hurrah from the advertising scheme. Personally, I will just stay on the wiki site. There is a nice photo (an oldie) on one of the pages.The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:Others for your editing true knowledges:
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Crossfit
http://fitness.wikia.com/wiki/CrossFit
http://athletics.wikia.com/wiki/CrossFit
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Would it be "factual" to put bubbles above those girls' heads that say "slept with Couch" "slept with Couch" and "slept with Couch"?
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Holy shit this is getting way funnier than I could have ever predicted.
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New FB pic for Couch Crassmen
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"Smells of gin sweat" would be more subtle.protobuilder wrote:Would it be "factual" to put bubbles above those girls' heads that say "slept with Couch" "slept with Couch" and "slept with Couch"?
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Knowing Couch has tapped half these andro-chicks drops their resell value about 90%
Some things you just can't roll back the odometer and touch up the paint to fix.
Some things you just can't roll back the odometer and touch up the paint to fix.
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Jag FTW!Jag Panzer wrote:Knowing Couch has tapped half these andro-chicks drops their resell value about 90%
Some things you just can't roll back the odometer and touch up the paint to fix.
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Good looking women are mostly fucking retards. So if you want to fuck one, chances are you will be following in the footsteps of some abominable fucking douche bag. It's a reality of life. Deal with it or fuck ugly chicks, where it's still a dice roll.
Wow, I've never kissed a dude before.
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Here are some outtakes from Couch and Pudding's chalk talk.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyb-Kwb_Qag[/youtube]
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He sure looks like the mathematics undergrad type... minus any saving grace of intelligence. Soon he will be laying out axioms and proving theorems during these vids and his followers will cry with joy for learning the secrets of TEH UNIVERS and mathematical reality.couchfitblows wrote:I inquired about this a while ago with some @fit douches I know, they told me he has a degree in math, at least that's what he told them at their L1.kreator wrote: Does anyone know if Glassman has a degree in anything? I would be shocked if it were in anything scientific. I'm not sure the guy actually understands what science is.
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For fuck's sake, stop spreading malicious rumours on here. There's enough of that all over the net; IGX is meant to be the last honest bastion of @Fit info.
Do you honestly think couch has a degree in anything, much less a hard science like mathematics? Come on; think. Even allowing the possibility to enter your mind is reason to seriously consider Cobaining yourself. The guy doesn't understand the fundamenal principles of science; even basic terms like "proof" and "data" are beyond him. Just because he drunkenly slurs a phrase like "not a mathematical reality" doesn't mean he's got a degree in it; if it was that easy I'd be a Doctor of bondage and anal sex.
Focus people. The hate is lacking lately, and sloppy thinking like this is fucking shocking. Get a fucking grip.
Do you honestly think couch has a degree in anything, much less a hard science like mathematics? Come on; think. Even allowing the possibility to enter your mind is reason to seriously consider Cobaining yourself. The guy doesn't understand the fundamenal principles of science; even basic terms like "proof" and "data" are beyond him. Just because he drunkenly slurs a phrase like "not a mathematical reality" doesn't mean he's got a degree in it; if it was that easy I'd be a Doctor of bondage and anal sex.
Focus people. The hate is lacking lately, and sloppy thinking like this is fucking shocking. Get a fucking grip.
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Of course not. Pythagoras would turn in his grave.BTU wrote: Do you honestly think couch has a degree in anything, much less a hard science like mathematics?
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Havent seen this pic in a long time......anyone know what "Nicole's" real name is? The one on the left? She looks yummy....
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Oh the lulz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:CrossFit#Disputed
lee-tree, you are one committed motherfucker. Fight the good fight.
If I understand this correctly, the wiki moderator is an affiliate owner?
lee-tree, you are one committed motherfucker. Fight the good fight.
If I understand this correctly, the wiki moderator is an affiliate owner?
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Strong work leetree.
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Mayhaps the Crossfit wiki article should be split into two: one describing the methodology, one describing the organization.
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Oh, I get it. You're spoofing the previous .com pic of the bikini chic in the snow. That's very clever.
Sadly, the tats of pukie on your gut and the power equation on your forearm make you a fucking retard.
Sadly, the tats of pukie on your gut and the power equation on your forearm make you a fucking retard.
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Frankly, the worse part about this photo, is that for all these years, I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt that he had shopped in that Pukie tattoo.
Add to that the power equation, zone and other @ssfit apologist scribbles.
Props for no mittens or snow boots, or giving a fuck what other people think.
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Add - damn beat me to it.
Add to that the power equation, zone and other @ssfit apologist scribbles.
Props for no mittens or snow boots, or giving a fuck what other people think.
EDIT: Cleansed redundant photo (see above post)
Add - damn beat me to it.
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Oh for fucks sake. It's Bizarro Shaf.
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In the sense that he is leaner than Shaf? Or how?justpassingthrough wrote:Oh for fucks sake. It's Bizarro Shaf.
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Lulz. I wear a goatee to hide my double chin. Plus, that's why I wear a more flattering two piece tankini.In the sense that he is leaner than Shaf? Or how?
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AR reports the drunken Couch mathematikkks seminar: http://www.anthonyroberts.co.za/2010/02 ... t-seminar/
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The tatoo on his arm says "F x d / t = P."
It's F dot d, not F cross d.
Fucking hell. Of course, I shouldn't expect anyone who's retarded enough to get that tattooed on their arm to have the brains to know the difference between vector products. Maybe he should have had Couch tutor him in math.
Edit: And just for anyone who questions the usefulness of tutoring in math for what is seemingly physics, the rudimentary knowledge of the differences in between the dot and cross products would be enough to let anyone know that the above equation, as written with the cross, is wrong, since the desired result is a scalar quantity and the cross product would give you another vector (divided by the scalar, t, which would still give another vector).
It's F dot d, not F cross d.
Fucking hell. Of course, I shouldn't expect anyone who's retarded enough to get that tattooed on their arm to have the brains to know the difference between vector products. Maybe he should have had Couch tutor him in math.
Edit: And just for anyone who questions the usefulness of tutoring in math for what is seemingly physics, the rudimentary knowledge of the differences in between the dot and cross products would be enough to let anyone know that the above equation, as written with the cross, is wrong, since the desired result is a scalar quantity and the cross product would give you another vector (divided by the scalar, t, which would still give another vector).