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Mickey O'neil wrote:Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?
^This^
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Google and a keen sense of search terms.
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Mickey O'neil wrote:Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?

T is the 10th dan Master of Google Fu =D>
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T200 wrote:Google and a keen sense of search terms.

You're our version of "there's an app for that" - except it's always the freakiest porn anyone's ever seen.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?
^This^
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? hahahahahaha!!

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rjudo wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?

T is the 10th dan Master of Google Fu =D>
President, please. I found shit like that when I went looking for my simple duct tape pic.
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GoDogGo! wrote: President, please.
LOFL! =D>


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The new editor of the @fit wiki page has put the page up for deletion again. It's just not notable. Duh!
After filtering out all the hype and unsubstantiated statements, both pro and con, there seems to be little left to justify this article's existence, though some effort has been made to prove its notability in the introductory paragraph. Specifically, the intro states that CrossFit "is noteworthy for its use of a virtual community Internet model". I assume this to be a reference to the online community of CrossFit enthusiasts who exchange details of training regimens over the Internet.

There is evidence that such an online community exists, but this in itself is not notable; CrossFit's notability must result from it being unique in this regard. That is, it must be the only, or the first, or the largest online fitness community to be notable. A quick google search (search terms: fitness regimen online community) turned up more than 56,000 results, many of them online communities similar to CrossFit with names such as "fitlink", "traineo" and "navyseals". It seems then, that CrossFit is not the only one, and it would be difficult to prove that it was first. Is it the largest? There is no statement to that effect in the article.

I'm trying to be open-minded here, but frankly I can't think of why CrossFit is notable, or why it should have a Wikipedia point-of-presence.
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Command goes out to the sheep:

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Below is a list of members of our facility who I believe need to make the effort to compete at sectionals. This is more of a demand than a request. Competing effects your abilities in ways that cannot be fully explained, but everyone who has ever competed in a legit CF event can tell you that they are forever elevated by the experience. The following list has been selected based on ability and dedication to the program. Most of these athletes can do WODs as Rx'ed. You are the most regular and dedicated members of our facility. You all possess great ability and I feel that it is your time to take the ultimate test and see where you rank among the worlds fittest people, then go back and do better next year. If you are on this list, you have until Sunday to get registered for the event. After that you are shit out of luck, so don't drag your feet, throw yourself under the buss today.

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Is it Friday yet?

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L-T wrote:The new editor of the @fit wiki page has put the page up for deletion again. It's just not notable. Duh!
After filtering out all the hype and unsubstantiated statements, both pro and con, there seems to be little left to justify this article's existence, though some effort has been made to prove its notability in the introductory paragraph. Specifically, the intro states that CrossFit "is noteworthy for its use of a virtual community Internet model". I assume this to be a reference to the online community of CrossFit enthusiasts who exchange details of training regimens over the Internet.

There is evidence that such an online community exists, but this in itself is not notable; CrossFit's notability must result from it being unique in this regard. That is, it must be the only, or the first, or the largest online fitness community to be notable. A quick google search (search terms: fitness regimen online community) turned up more than 56,000 results, many of them online communities similar to CrossFit with names such as "fitlink", "traineo" and "navyseals". It seems then, that CrossFit is not the only one, and it would be difficult to prove that it was first. Is it the largest? There is no statement to that effect in the article.

I'm trying to be open-minded here, but frankly I can't think of why CrossFit is notable, or why it should have a Wikipedia point-of-presence.
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I realize I'm in the vast minority when I say this... but I really want to fuck Renee Lee. She could be my scooter, I guess, fun to ride but I don't want anyone to see me with her.


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friedquads wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wanna guess if the link is still there? :Hangman:
Looks like it's shaking up the sheeple and lookie-lookie, it's Renee again.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744199

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744753

So StartingStrength.com and RobbWolf.com are dirty dirty words.
How long have links from IGX to CF been working rather than just looping back to IGX, i accidently clicked on the link and went through fine. I've been copying and pasting into a new tab up until now
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Crust Bucket wrote:Image
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Is it Friday yet?

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I swear I was just going to post this exact sentence, then I scrolled up and saw this.

We're getting another foot of snow, I don't know if I can wait until friday.
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At first I thought it was "limp dick Thursday" when I saw picture of the @fitter.

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L-T wrote:The new editor of the @fit wiki page has put the page up for deletion again. It's just not notable. Duh!
After filtering out all the hype and unsubstantiated statements, both pro and con, there seems to be little left to justify this article's existence, though some effort has been made to prove its notability in the introductory paragraph. Specifically, the intro states that CrossFit "is noteworthy for its use of a virtual community Internet model". I assume this to be a reference to the online community of CrossFit enthusiasts who exchange details of training regimens over the Internet.

There is evidence that such an online community exists, but this in itself is not notable; CrossFit's notability must result from it being unique in this regard. That is, it must be the only, or the first, or the largest online fitness community to be notable. A quick google search (search terms: fitness regimen online community) turned up more than 56,000 results, many of them online communities similar to CrossFit with names such as "fitlink", "traineo" and "navyseals". It seems then, that CrossFit is not the only one, and it would be difficult to prove that it was first. Is it the largest? There is no statement to that effect in the article.

I'm trying to be open-minded here, but frankly I can't think of why CrossFit is notable, or why it should have a Wikipedia point-of-presence.
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Apparently, the L1 trainer at this dude's gym has never said "elbows up"

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Maybe he is trying to get more reps by bouncing his elbows against the knees?
You have got the kipping pullup,so why not?
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OK, WTF?

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Shipping instructions.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:OK, WTF?

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Our program delivers a fitness that is, by design, broad, general, and inclusive. Our specialty is not specializing. Combat, survival, many sports, and life reward this kind of fitness and, on average, punish the specialist.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:OK, WTF?

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Of course it may as well just say, "Look at me I'm a douchebag".

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Rant wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:OK, WTF?

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Of course it may as well just say, "Look at me I'm a douchebag".
Kind of like a "Memento" kind of thing? Maybe a "Things a faggot would do" checklist?


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Yes I Have Balls wrote: Maybe a "Things a faggot would do" checklist?
=D> =D>

I wonder if it's written upside down so he can look down and read it as needed?
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