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The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
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T200 wrote:Google and a keen sense of search terms.
You're our version of "there's an app for that" - except it's always the freakiest porn anyone's ever seen.
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Re: The couch thread
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Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? hahahahahaha!!Ed Zachary wrote:^This^Mickey O'neil wrote:Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?
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President, please. I found shit like that when I went looking for my simple duct tape pic.rjudo wrote:Mickey O'neil wrote:Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?
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Re: The couch thread
Post by T-L »
The new editor of the @fit wiki page has put the page up for deletion again. It's just not notable. Duh!
T200. Excellent choice of photos
AndAfter filtering out all the hype and unsubstantiated statements, both pro and con, there seems to be little left to justify this article's existence, though some effort has been made to prove its notability in the introductory paragraph. Specifically, the intro states that CrossFit "is noteworthy for its use of a virtual community Internet model". I assume this to be a reference to the online community of CrossFit enthusiasts who exchange details of training regimens over the Internet.
There is evidence that such an online community exists, but this in itself is not notable; CrossFit's notability must result from it being unique in this regard. That is, it must be the only, or the first, or the largest online fitness community to be notable. A quick google search (search terms: fitness regimen online community) turned up more than 56,000 results, many of them online communities similar to CrossFit with names such as "fitlink", "traineo" and "navyseals". It seems then, that CrossFit is not the only one, and it would be difficult to prove that it was first. Is it the largest? There is no statement to that effect in the article.
I'm trying to be open-minded here, but frankly I can't think of why CrossFit is notable, or why it should have a Wikipedia point-of-presence.



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Command goes out to the sheep:
http://crossfiteastsac.typepad.com/cros ... unday.html
*(This only applies to the ladies.)
http://crossfiteastsac.typepad.com/cros ... unday.html
The basic message: I basically run your lives. Don't even think about fucking with me. Don't get married or change your hair styles without consulting me. I would also like an extra copy of your room keys at this event in order to do random bed checks.*Below is a list of members of our facility who I believe need to make the effort to compete at sectionals. This is more of a demand than a request. Competing effects your abilities in ways that cannot be fully explained, but everyone who has ever competed in a legit CF event can tell you that they are forever elevated by the experience. The following list has been selected based on ability and dedication to the program. Most of these athletes can do WODs as Rx'ed. You are the most regular and dedicated members of our facility. You all possess great ability and I feel that it is your time to take the ultimate test and see where you rank among the worlds fittest people, then go back and do better next year. If you are on this list, you have until Sunday to get registered for the event. After that you are shit out of luck, so don't drag your feet, throw yourself under the buss today.
(herd of sheep names)
Click here to register
This is the team of individuals that I EXPECT to be signed up and competing on March 27th and 28th in San Jose. If you don't see your name on this list and you were thinking of competing, come talk to me and we will decide if you should indeed compete. Scaling of the WODs will be available and many participants will not be able to Rx WODs at this event. Don't worry about that. Our all-star affiliate team will be picked based on the best performances in this sectional. If you cannot make sectionals but want to try out for the team we will set a date on a Saturday to perform all the WODs under the same time constraints and give you a chance to qualify for the team.
If you have already registered, please reply to the comment section and let me know. If you cannot compete please let me know that to so I can stop harassing you. Also if anyone has set up hotel reservations, where did you book? I would like to tell everyone by the end of the week where we all plan to stay for the event.
*(This only applies to the ladies.)
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Re: The couch thread
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Is it Friday yet?
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Re: The couch thread
Post by Shaun B. O'Murnecan »
I told you once you played the Jew-card, that you would persevere. Good work!L-T wrote:The new editor of the @fit wiki page has put the page up for deletion again. It's just not notable. Duh!
AndAfter filtering out all the hype and unsubstantiated statements, both pro and con, there seems to be little left to justify this article's existence, though some effort has been made to prove its notability in the introductory paragraph. Specifically, the intro states that CrossFit "is noteworthy for its use of a virtual community Internet model". I assume this to be a reference to the online community of CrossFit enthusiasts who exchange details of training regimens over the Internet.
There is evidence that such an online community exists, but this in itself is not notable; CrossFit's notability must result from it being unique in this regard. That is, it must be the only, or the first, or the largest online fitness community to be notable. A quick google search (search terms: fitness regimen online community) turned up more than 56,000 results, many of them online communities similar to CrossFit with names such as "fitlink", "traineo" and "navyseals". It seems then, that CrossFit is not the only one, and it would be difficult to prove that it was first. Is it the largest? There is no statement to that effect in the article.
I'm trying to be open-minded here, but frankly I can't think of why CrossFit is notable, or why it should have a Wikipedia point-of-presence.![]()
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Re: The couch thread
Post by HeiptyHop »
I realize I'm in the vast minority when I say this... but I really want to fuck Renee Lee. She could be my scooter, I guess, fun to ride but I don't want anyone to see me with her.
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How long have links from IGX to CF been working rather than just looping back to IGX, i accidently clicked on the link and went through fine. I've been copying and pasting into a new tab up until nowfriedquads wrote:Looks like it's shaking up the sheeple and lookie-lookie, it's Renee again.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wanna guess if the link is still there?
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744199
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744753
So StartingStrength.com and RobbWolf.com are dirty dirty words.
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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I swear I was just going to post this exact sentence, then I scrolled up and saw this.Crust Bucket wrote:
Is it Friday yet?
We're getting another foot of snow, I don't know if I can wait until friday.
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Re: The couch thread
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At first I thought it was "limp dick Thursday" when I saw picture of the @fitter.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
And the coldest cut of all comes from someone who isn't even and igx'er.L-T wrote:The new editor of the @fit wiki page has put the page up for deletion again. It's just not notable. Duh!
After filtering out all the hype and unsubstantiated statements, both pro and con, there seems to be little left to justify this article's existence, though some effort has been made to prove its notability in the introductory paragraph. Specifically, the intro states that CrossFit "is noteworthy for its use of a virtual community Internet model". I assume this to be a reference to the online community of CrossFit enthusiasts who exchange details of training regimens over the Internet.
There is evidence that such an online community exists, but this in itself is not notable; CrossFit's notability must result from it being unique in this regard. That is, it must be the only, or the first, or the largest online fitness community to be notable. A quick google search (search terms: fitness regimen online community) turned up more than 56,000 results, many of them online communities similar to CrossFit with names such as "fitlink", "traineo" and "navyseals". It seems then, that CrossFit is not the only one, and it would be difficult to prove that it was first. Is it the largest? There is no statement to that effect in the article.
I'm trying to be open-minded here, but frankly I can't think of why CrossFit is notable, or why it should have a Wikipedia point-of-presence.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Yes I Have Balls »

Apparently, the L1 trainer at this dude's gym has never said "elbows up"
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Maybe he is trying to get more reps by bouncing his elbows against the knees?
You have got the kipping pullup,so why not?
You have got the kipping pullup,so why not?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Re: The couch thread
Post by The Real Rant »
Our program delivers a fitness that is, by design, broad, general, and inclusive. Our specialty is not specializing. Combat, survival, many sports, and life reward this kind of fitness and, on average, punish the specialist.Yes I Have Balls wrote:OK, WTF?
The CrossFit program is designed for universal scalability making it the perfect application for any committed individual regardless of experience...
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Re: The couch thread
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:OK, WTF?
Of course it may as well just say, "Look at me I'm a douchebag".
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Yes I Have Balls »
Kind of like a "Memento" kind of thing? Maybe a "Things a faggot would do" checklist?Rant wrote:Yes I Have Balls wrote:OK, WTF?
Of course it may as well just say, "Look at me I'm a douchebag".
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Re: The couch thread
Yes I Have Balls wrote: Maybe a "Things a faggot would do" checklist?


I wonder if it's written upside down so he can look down and read it as needed?
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