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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Stupid fucking @fitter is trying too hard.
I'm trying to think up a motto written in Latin that would translate to "From work, strength and truth" or "Through work comes strength and truth." Any help, suggestions, or opinions are welcome. Thanks.
No need to go to Latin when Hitler, who was obviously the original @fitter, had it close enough:

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Per negotium arcesessitoris vis et veritas

as best as I can remember but the conjugation is probably wacked.

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A1A BA wrote: As A NON Andro offering for the Aimee fans:

http://www.performancemenu.com/wod/vide ... -20-10.mov
:heart: :heart: :heart:

A woman who lifts AND uses Fugazi on her video soundtrack? lasalle did not know that such a creature existed, and likes very much.

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WTF!!!
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Rant wrote:WTF!!!

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Rant wrote:WTF!!!
You must have been on Sabbatical when we unearthed this one. Yeah...not much to say.

I don't want to cheapen real athletes by putting them amongst the @Fers, but female bobsledders get a lifetime Andro achievement award.

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Gin Master wrote: female bobsledders get a lifetime Andro achievement award.
Pics or GTFO
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Nipples like erasers. Loving it!!

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Imagine seeing this running towards you.

She reminds me of a Succubus

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Rant wrote:WTF!!!
If that is a woman, do you automatically become a dyke when you look like that?

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17,000 posts. It just seems like yesterday that we <10,000
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Gin Master wrote: female bobsledders get a lifetime Andro achievement award.
Pics or GTFO
Good pics are hard to come by. Most pics have the women in winter clothes, in the sled, or from the waist up. Few capture the centaur look sported by most of these womyn.

You forced some hard google-fu on dis nigga. Here's what I got:

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Claudia Schramm, 6'0 189 lbs.
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The Swiss team FTW!!!

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Goddamn, Gin, I need a cigarette after that.
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Gin Master wrote:You forced some hard google-fu on dis nigga. Here's what I got:
=D> =D>

I think it's time for you to test up for the next belt.

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Dan John aka Katherine Derbyshire wrote:People (and organizations) who actually are elite don't need to label themselves: other people do it for them. That's part of what "elite" means.

Another part of the meaning of "elite" is that people who know the field generally agree on who fits the definition. Ask a dozen track and field coaches who the elite athletes in their sport are and you'll get pretty much the same names. Ask a dozen physicists to name the world's elite physics departments, and you'll get pretty much the same names.

Clearly no such consensus exists around Crossfit.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Goddamn, Gin, I need a cigarette after that.
No shit. Well done, sir.
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Just for that, as a way of saying thanks, I'm going to open the vaults again for another retrospective.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Just for that, as a way of saying thanks, I'm going to open the vaults again for another retrospective.

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Touch Boobs, giggity...
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Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Gin Master wrote: female bobsledders get a lifetime Andro achievement award.
Pics or GTFO
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1tdEDHAixc[/youtube]

:butthead: \:D/

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big_t2100 wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Gin Master wrote: female bobsledders get a lifetime Andro achievement award.
Pics or GTFO
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1tdEDHAixc[/youtube]

:butthead: \:D/
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... striving to improve her life and health and although we may not call Elite , she was pushing herself as much as she could to be the best she could... like most of us here. I think we should just keep the term relative, use it how we wish...no harm done. I like wearing my Crossfit T shirts ...Forging Elite Fitness. I am motivated by this and strive to better myself..my version of Elite.
As WGM might say, "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

I have an idea for this cunt. Go to your boss and tell him that, quite frankly, you are not very good at your job. However, you CONSIDER yourself VERY good at your job and deserve a raise.

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NICE !!!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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I just know this one will inspire T200 to post something horrifying.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
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I just know this one will inspire T200 to post something horrifying.
I can only hope.
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