The couch thread

[T200]

lynwood crossfit. the owner, jessy ward is actually a nonretarded guy in real life. he's put on a pretty fun PL meet and a Highlander contest as well.

the chick is abby grove.

Well, if you see her tell her T200 gives her his highest possible grade.

[WildGorillaMan]

I kid, I kid.

[Crust Bucket]

Are those Negros @fitters or are they simply hanging out laughing at whitey?

Probably just laughing at whitey, unless cr@ssfit now takes food stamps for payment.

[Yes I Have Balls]

Are those Negros @fitters or are they simply hanging out laughing at whitey?

There are no negro @fitters. Thems just there drinking and playing dice.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Are those Negros @fitters or are they simply hanging out laughing at whitey?

There are no negro @fitters. Thems just there drinking and playing dice.

i know the park in question.... dollars to donuts them boys are just sitting and shooting dice watching the thick white girl.

[Thud]

i know the park in question.... dollars to donuts them boys are just sitting and shooting dice watching the thick white girl.

That's what I would do.

[Blaidd Drwg]

i know the park in question.... dollars to donuts them boys are just sitting and shooting dice watching the thick white girl.

That's what I would do.

truly. that is more elite than sumodlhighpullishness

[Kazuya Mishima]

Ms. Grove

[sanchezero]

teh win!

why the fuck is this pic only 3 inches tall?

must. be. full. screen.

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

The big question we all had was why the hell did big Eddie Lugo not kill Couch for poaching his squirrel? I finally asked that question to somebody who knew the answer.

In the not-so-distant past, it was Eddie and Lisa, Couch and Lauren. Everyone was happy. Then the fifth wheel arrives.

Couch takes Barky as his concubine, which would explain her appearance at ever cert @F had to offer despite having no income. But Eddie can't resist the forbidden fruit, and he ends up fucking Barky on the side.

One day, Barky is blowing Eddie when Eddie accidentally pocket dials his wife. Lisa hears Barky sucking a mean dick and becomes distraught.

Couch is pissed that Eddie has gotten into his personal stash, so he buys out Eddie's half of @FSD and convinces Lisa that Eddie is bad for her and is even dangerous because he has PTSD.

So Eddie and Lisa are done, Couch and Lauren are done, and Barky is temporarily on loan to BBoi. It's better than a Mexican soap opera.

So where does Nicehole Carrol fit into all this? She was getting boned by couch orig, but then was getting boned by that Twardokens dude, right? Or was he the dude that got Annie pregnant? Then didn't teh couch pass her off to Pudding after he let Shave have a poke? Now she's getting demoted, why? Does that mean she has to start letting that weird dude with the purple hair and fucked up teeth smash her? Someone draw a diagram this shit is fucking confusing.

[JamesonBushmill]

Damn, that bottom blonde looks like the girl who was running around with The Doctor in the new "Doctor Who." Sure it isn't, though.

could be irish model claire tully? if i were born with the capacity to love, i would be in love with her.

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If this is the broad you are talking about, I believe that is Eva W, polish titty model in Britain, par excellance.

http://www.nuts.co.uk/covergirls/eva

[JohnnyBadAss]

I'm starting to think some of you are in the 8th grade and just discovering porn and your penises. There are a million hot chicks on the web and I know where to find porn if I need it. So let's get back to discussing Couch boning Bony, who's boning Barky, who's boning half of @F.

[T200]

LOL at that being more important.

Thinking about who Couch is boning versus looking at enhanced chicks to pass the time...one of those is much gayer than the other.

[GoDogGo!]

If this is the broad you are talking about, I believe that is Eva W, polish titty model in Britain, par excellance.

http://www.nuts.co.uk/covergirls/eva

Oh mercy!

[T-L]

I'm starting to think some of you are in the 8th grade and just discovering porn and your penises. There are a million hot chicks on the web and I know where to find porn if I need it. So let's get back to discussing Couch boning Bony, who's boning Barky, who's boning half of @F.

It took you until 8th grade to discover your penis? Porn?

[shownuff71]

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[JohnnyBadAss]

It took you until 8th grade to discover your penis? Porn?

Probably not, but it's what came to mind at the time. I didn't write down the milestones.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Let's keep this on point.

What we suspect:

Couch. Booze. Ganja.

I bet he's living in an empty house because his wife moved out, maybe with a crony and yes-man visiting frequently (like Budding) and drinking and smoking like it's going out of style.

I bet the money isn't quite the solace he was looking for.

[Paddy O'Furniture]

Prepare the Cunt Cannon!

Ready!

Aim!

FIRE!

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post758170




http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post757924




What's this, have the crossfisters finally had enough?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=56526




@Fit - melting away funbags since 2003...

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post757928



Cohen's star narcissism pupil chimes in...




Somewhat encouraging, but she's still planning on throwing intervals and other shit in on top of it. Listen up, Cuntara: If you do a linear progression correctly, you will be too busy having nightmares about doing squats to even consider doing anything else. Stop worrying about your precious conditioning for five fucking minutes. It will return faster than it leaves you.

Who am I kidding, you're an @Fister, so you're not going to do it right because Couch taught you everything you know. Carry on - squat 3x5 heavy, press 3x5 heavy, deadlift 1x5 heavy, then go outside and run your ass off while continuing to starve yourself. I hope you tear a hamstring!

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post758478




I'm sure there's more asshattery to be found here:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/search.ph ... id=4309878


We now return to our regularly scheduled programming of couch hate...

[WildGorillaMan]

Nice moobs. Cohen should ask Couch for tips on maintaining breast tissue while @fitting.

[kitosho]

hahahahaha what a raging cunt.

for women, length of time CFing has to be inversely proportional to average # of coital encounters per month. these bitches are so SF it's ridiculous

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Kitosho!

Barky is getting fucked all the time, so, you can probably throw that out the window. I can only imagine Mr. Cohen is fucking pissed that his 34DDs are gone forever, but let's be realistic for a moment, unless he's XFing too, he's probably not tapping into that well frequently.

Breaking news:

Someone contacted me with what he calls a spectacular demonstration of astonishingly shitty deadlifting done at a games qualifier. I've got to get the vid and host it somewhere first, though.

[T200]

I volunteer to help Couch through his tough times since we both live in AZ.

Couch, I have solid bud hookups, nigga.

PM me.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I used to have couch's cell phone number about 4 years ago.

[T200]

Also, Couch I will train you so you can look the part for your seminars. We both know the WOD won't do it. I work out of a basically private gym.

BYOT