The couch thread

[Yes I Have Balls]

quick question: Why am I pink?

Because you suck dick.

Is that the real answer or are you just wanting me to slap your mouth shut?

It's the real reason faggot. Leave it alone sweetie. PM Rant.

[JohnnyBadAss]

http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010 ... lay-heats/

The great part is Sam (comment 6) telling people not to worry about it cause it supports the community:

I volunteered all weekend, driving down from SF to support my local affiliate and the people competing and I was willing to give my free time to ensure the continued success of CF as it grows. If you can consider that your $$ supports the same endeavor maybe we can just move on from this and not worry about what you're being refunded or whether or not you'll be refunded.

And then there's Jerry (11), who has to be a troll:

enough whining and belly aching. think about the community. Put the community first and everything else follows.

[Rant's couch]

quick question: Why am I pink?

Because you suck dick.

Is that the real answer or are you just wanting me to slap your mouth shut?

It's the real reason faggot. Leave it alone sweetie. PM Rant.

Leave Rant outta this one, trust me.

[Dick the Bruiser]

Leave Rant outta this one, trust me.

Shit. Too late.

[The Real Rant]

quick question: Why am I pink?

Because you suck dick.

This.

[Herv100]

quick question: Why am I pink?

Because you suck dick.

Is that the real answer or are you just wanting me to slap your mouth shut?

It's the real reason faggot. Leave it alone sweetie. PM Rant.

LOL! Funny coming from a Dec join date who should be pink as well

[Yes I Have Balls]

quick question: Why am I pink?

Because you suck dick.

Is that the real answer or are you just wanting me to slap your mouth shut?

It's the real reason faggot. Leave it alone sweetie. PM Rant.

LOL! Funny coming from a Dec join date who should be pink as well

Perhaps, but Dick the Bruiser really does suck dick - that's all I meant.

[Dan Martin]

http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010 ... lay-heats/

The great part is Sam (comment 6) telling people not to worry about it cause it supports the community:

I volunteered all weekend, driving down from SF to support my local affiliate and the people competing and I was willing to give my free time to ensure the continued success of CF as it grows. If you can consider that your $$ supports the same endeavor maybe we can just move on from this and not worry about what you're being refunded or whether or not you'll be refunded.

And then there's Jerry (11), who has to be a troll:

enough whining and belly aching. think about the community. Put the community first and everything else follows.

The Organizers should have put the community first too. The "triplet" (thruster/kb/swing) was held on the beach volleyball court. The just threw stall mats down on the sand and went for it.

[TerryB]

Northern California sextionals are over. They charged people $50 in advance (and $25 at the door???) to watch. This was the view for most of the event - easily 70m away Then the organizers moved the @fitters FURTHER away and behind a fence 150m away.. . . Now because of so many complaints, the organizers are offering refunds with a receipt.

If you were stupid enough to pay ANY money to watch dumbfucks exercise outdoors, you deserve to get bilked. How many times do we need to say this??

[Dick the Bruiser]

Perhaps, but Dick the Bruiser really does suck dick - that's all I meant.

funny how brave you are hiding behind the Internet!

[Gary John]

If that's the same Dick the Bruiser from P&B, then I would just shut the fuck up.

Your MMA training at 165# will not suffice.

And what fuck decided on this pink bullshit? We have no moderator.

Eventually Boto and POD got tired and went back to the closet. So, we can put up with them and Rant, let it be.

[Dick the Bruiser]

If that's the same Dick the Bruiser from P&B, then I would just shut the fuck up.

Your MMA training at 165# will not suffice...

Whoa, take it easy Rev., I have chunks in my stool bigger than 165#

I am not above taking my lumps for being a noob, however, I don't like be confused w/ someone else.

first off: I was taught first hand at the Old 'Murray Institute of Higher Lifting' the nuances of the Frog, in fact, I was given the Blue Singlet for my first wl meet. So I am not some MMA/Crossfit faggot who has become disenchanted with said movement!

As a form of gratitude for the singlet, I, in turn, bestowed my knowledge of the heavy weight to Dan!

So, please get your "Dicks" straight!

[Gary John]

Was referring to the twits giving you shit, meaning the MMA little lads who first came from dragondoor.

Did you stay at the Institute?

Not the same unless you experience the fine dining and spa area.

[Fat Cat]

[Dick the Bruiser]

Did you stay at the Institute?

Not the same unless you experience the fine dining and spa area.

I used to live behind the Zion curtain only to make the escape to adulthood. So, I never stayed there, however I did drink from the wine fountain and raced the dog!

I think MMA would be more exciting if they wore masks like luchadors

[Fat Cat]

[Gin Master]

11. Jerry wrote...

enough whining and belly aching. think about the community. Put the community first and everything else follows.

It really is a religion to these folks, isn't it?

Just caught wind of a lawsuit against HQ. Apparently a dude that owns an affiliate or two (in one of the Carolinas) is suing Couch. Seems that Couch signed an agreement not to open another affiliate within x miles of this one. Fast forward a couple years and affiliates are sprouting up like polyps in Barry Cooper's colon.

It's supposedly headed to trial, which means it's been brewing for at least a year and a half. Anyone have a bead on this?

[Gary John]

Ah, the start? So the rpg was being set up with a lawsuit pending? Interesting.

Affiliates, arise.

[Takafumi]

Assuming these 'athletes' began in a group at the same point on the track, Einstein over in lane six is probably running an extra 30-40 meters, and actually in last place. No wonder @.fit needs running certs.

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[Dan Martin]

Assuming these 'athletes' began in a group at the same point on the track, Einstein over in lane six is probably running an extra 30-40 meters, and actually in last place. No wonder @.fit needs running certs.

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Since the placing or time it took you to run 800 meters was irrelevant and the number of squats you did was all that counted, there was some poor strategy going on.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

GinMasta

It's the North Carolina former Crossfit now known as Forge Fitness. The same place where that video beatdown of that street tough happened. I heard about it too through the grapevine. Glassman claimed that the affiliate only had an exclusivity for 1 year.

I don't know the dynamics behind MMA type dojos or fighting schools, is that sort of "greenlighting" thing common? I find that kind of sleazy and unclassy.

[Mickey O'neil]

I met the owners of the place a few years ago at one of Ethan Reeve's seminars. The Culbreth guy seemed pretty nice and invited me out to his place but I never went. I thought he was a chiro or something but it's not listed under his qualifications.

There are @fits springing up all over the place around here. Sickening.

[syaigh]

Two Jasons owned CFNC. The chiropractor, who is nice, sold out in 2008. Culbreth, not a chiropractor, not so nice.

[TerryB]

Assuming these 'athletes' began in a group at the same point on the track, Einstein over in lane six is probably running an extra 30-40 meters, and actually in last place. No wonder @.fit needs running certs.

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All the photographers on the sideline remind me of a kindergarten T-ball game, where all the proud moms and dads take pictures of their little tikes in their first sporting event. Grape sodas in mom's trunk, kids!!

[Paddy O'Furniture]

http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/03/sullivan.tpl

Elected to Congress in 2002, Sullivan has served his state as a representative...blah blah blah puffery...

And, less than a year ago, Sullivan began the recovery process from alcoholism. With the help of the Betty Ford Center and the camaraderie of his CrossFit communities, he’s come a long way. “CrossFit has helped a lot,” Sullivan said. “It’s a big part of my life now.”

So, he was an alcoholic while in a position of leadership for over seven years. Hmm, sound like anyone we know?