The couch thread

[Kazuya Mishima]

I have...no words.

[The Nightman]

I have...no words.

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It's his before picture.

[___________]

Greg the drunk Glassman is laughing his obese millionaire young poontang hittin' ass all the way to the bank, but fuck him.

[Gin Master]

"Affiliate Scenario: It's Friday and one of your members shows up smelling like beer at your 5pm class. He doesn't seem that drunk and he's a really good athlete -- not the kind that you worry about during a WOD -- but the rest of the class is already making jokes about Twelve-Beer Billy. What do you do? Let Billy join class? Give him a warning or some kind of sobriety test? Or tell Billy to sit this one out?"

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 00401.html

I say go for it. If you're going to spend an hour doing retarded movements with the requisite slop, throw up, and inure yourself, you might as well have a good excuse for it.

Lezbeth must be asleep at the wheel. There's a gun comment that's been there for some time.

[The Real Rant]

Freebasing injury, IMO

[WildGorillaMan]

"Affiliate Scenario: It's Friday and one of your members shows up smelling like beer at your 5pm class. He doesn't seem that drunk and he's a really good athlete -- not the kind that you worry about during a WOD -- but the rest of the class is already making jokes about Twelve-Beer Billy. What do you do? Let Billy join class? Give him a warning or some kind of sobriety test? Or tell Billy to sit this one out?"

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 00401.html

I say go for it. If you're going to spend an hour doing retarded movements with the requisite slop, throw up, and inure yourself, you might as well have a good excuse for it.

Lezbeth must be asleep at the wheel. There's a gun comment that's been there for some time.

Put him in front of a chalkboard and roll tape.

Comment #14 - Posted by: Gant at April 1, 2010 9:26 AM

[HeiptyHop]

Is there any chance this "scenario" regarding drunken affiliate members could be an inside troll job in honor of April Fool's Day?

[The Real Rant]

Is there any chance this "scenario" regarding drunken affiliate members could be an inside troll job in honor of April Fool's Day?

[Yes I Have Balls]

Is there any chance this "scenario" regarding drunken affiliate members could be an inside troll job in honor of April Fool's Day?

Who cares. It allowed Gant to make the post of the year.

[The Real Rant]

You couch thread fags must be thrilled with the new format.

[Bobby]

It is friday in Europe.Where are the andro chicks?

[dead man walking]

andro chicks=tired routine.

the anti-@fit cult here is near as bad as the original granfaloon. get a grip.

[Bobby]

Boring night at work is my excuse.

[powerlifter54]

actually think she needs the bra less than me...

PL54 are you wearing red panties as well?

nah, i prefer black or vertical stripes so i don't look too blocky

[Chaos Mitten]

Forum post from the girl in the above pictures:

So I recently discoverd that some of my friends dont swallow when they give their guy a blow job...Now I had no Idea that it was even an option! No swallowing??? Maybe im a bit late discovering this seeing that im 22yrs old ...
But then what do you do with it? Do you spit it out? Where do you spit it? In a glass? Do you even have a glass by your bed? In a t-shirt? Would it then be a Abercrombie or Hollister? Would you spit it on him? Or would you just finish with a hand job? And why wont you swallow in the first place?

Aperantly it is quite common that girls think its gross or so the legend goes... So I decided to ask my boyfriend if this was true. His respond: Well I thought it was only in Porno movies until you did it with out me asking you to and now Im hooked!

Why I think women should swallow....always.. unless asked for something else:

1.Just Because she should! Obvioulsy

2. It will satisfy him

3.It will satisfy her (at least it should! Major turn on for me at least)

4.Its so much more cleaner to just get it in your mouth and swallow it then finishing him off with a hand job leaving his stomack with a mess on it or your hand all coverd... (not counting when he wants to come somewhere else, boobs etc. )

So im sure im an idiot puting this on T-Nation knowing how the vixens are....but I thought that women that dont swallow was a legend..is it as common as it seams? And if your a woman that wont do it what are your reasons? And if your a guy that doesent like...well are you...gay?


(thank you for your time...I obviously am going through finals at school and have nothing better to do with my time than wonder about life...and sex)

[Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus]

[friedquads]

Cheeta @ T-Nation: IGx Approved.

And reading that T-Nation thread, looks like nearly all the ladies agree with her.

[Holeyfraggaroley]

April Fools Day Dumbass

[Paddy O'Furniture]

Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!

[Stayfq]

Paddy this is fucking great.

[WildGorillaMan]

You're a prince among men, Paddy.

[JamesonBushmill]

'Sup mothafuckahs??

Anything ever come of that tit showing contest she was in, online?

[chi]

Cheeta @ T-Nation: IGx Approved.

And reading that T-Nation thread, looks like nearly all the ladies agree with her.

yep, her name is Thelma and she trains at Benni and gemma Magnusson's gym "super gym" in iceland. Doubt she has ever spent more than 10seconds of her life thinking about crossfit

[dalexan242]

There's a pretty entertaining combination of scantilly-clad photos and graphic sextalk on some of the logs of the women who post on t-nation, I'm surprised/disappointed that the highlights haven't found their way over here to save the rest of us from having to sift through the training log bits.

[WildGorillaMan]

Paddy opened pretty strong, I don't know if I can top it.

















































Ain't no party like an @fit party, 'cause an @fit party don't stop!



I like where this is going:
@fitter One: "Oh, you're so tense, here let me give you a massage."
@fitter two: "OKay, but first lets get out of these sweaty clothes!"


















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