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The Nightman wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:
JohnnyBadAss wrote:Good thing they used those bumpers so it looks like he's moving some iron. A 300# deadlift PR for this cat.
Why not grab 3 plates on each side? Am I missing something?
Your error is in assuming they have that many 45lb plates in one affiliate.

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it's still friday somewhere...

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JohnnyBadAss wrote:Good thing they used those bumpers so it looks like he's moving some iron. A 300# deadlift PR for this cat.
From the same gym.....

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So what's that, bout 350?

Fucking homos.

Just cause I need to see it again:

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Jag Panzer wrote:
big_t2100 wrote:Image
So what's that, bout 350?

Fucking homos.
Not to burst your bubble, but if those are 45s he's got 405 on the bar. And let's say the two bells on the end are 12kgs and the one in the middle is say a 28kg (though it looks bigger) your 350 is now around 519.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but if those are 45s he's got 405 on the bar. And let's say the two bells on the end are 12kgs and the one in the middle is say a 28kg (though it looks bigger) your 350 is now around 519.
You get that we've been making fun of them for using over-sized 10 lb bumpers, right?

Just wanted to point that out before this gets all Internet Serious(TM)

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What's the point of tying KB's to the bar when you could just put on a couple of iron plates next to the bumpers? Maybe my training bumpers are different, but they're a smidge larger than my iron plates so the bumpers would hit first if you're worried about that kind of thing.

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dalexan242 wrote:What's the point of tying KB's to the bar when you could just put on a couple of iron plates next to the bumpers? Maybe my training bumpers are different, but they're a smidge larger than my iron plates so the bumpers would hit first if you're worried about that kind of thing.
I think that pic is supposed to be a joke. I think.

And why the hell is everyone lovin' on that scrawny tattooed chick? She should eat a fuckin' sandwich sometime.
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GoDogGo! wrote: And why the hell is everyone lovin' on that scrawny tattooed chick? She should eat a fuckin' sandwich sometime.
Because the crevices in her midsection would make little canals to slurp Sour Puss out of while doing body shots.

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I vote sandwich and no more re-posts.

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sanchezero wrote:it's still friday somewhere...

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote: And why the hell is everyone lovin' on that scrawny tattooed chick? She should eat a fuckin' sandwich sometime.
Because the crevices in her midsection would make little canals to slurp Sour Puss out of while doing body shots.

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sanchezero wrote:it's still friday somewhere...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOXw9tav3Qg[/youtube]
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GoDogGo! wrote:
Not Old Crow?

Etiquette demands that you drink the panty remover as well.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote: And why the hell is everyone lovin' on that scrawny tattooed chick? She should eat a fuckin' sandwich sometime.
Because the crevices in her midsection would make little canals to slurp Sour Puss out of while doing body shots.

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Are these fucking people serious? CrossFit Singles on Facebook These assholes are talking about working out together as a first date. Though I do agree with Mr. Black here:
Eileen Schreiber - What do you suggest for a first date? Where to go? What to do? What to wear?
Tony Black - Has to be a WOD together....Now the question really is which WOD?
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New nutrition guy, Dr. Scott Connelly...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... Weight.mov

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Great, another drunk with a white board. Guy looks diabetic too, I wonder if he still has his feet.
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Fuck, those two ass wipes looked like zombies off one of the Dawn of the Dead remake sets. :finga:
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Quack Attack wrote:The great DJ doing what he does best:
http://cathletics.com/wod/video/danJohn1.mov
I'm sure his examples in that video are totally unintentional, really. :^o
pretty funny. would love to watch the whole thing.

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That fucknut is almost Couch's equal when it comes to baffling bullshit except Couch can do it wobbling.
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Jesus H Gorilla Christ, I haven't seen Connelly since the pictures of him looking fit in the mid-90's in MuscleMedia2000, what the hell happened to him?
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The baseball cap with a blazer and slacks gives him instant cred.
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Is Kenny Powers an IGXer?

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