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Gin Master wrote:Indeed. The conflict has changed, and our enemy has evolved. You short attention span guys need to realize that, while Couch is in hiding, we won't have gold every day. But be patient. Let the game come to you.
Short attention span? That's laughable. I've been on board with this thread since 2005.

Yay! We all like to laugh at the retards and veiny, heinous bitches. But, it's an exercise in shooting fish in a barrel and as such has become boring to most any IGxer worth their salt.

It is time to let @fit sink into the irrelevancy it so richly deserves. Our reportage here simply inflates its currency amongst those who choose to discuss the mad rush of fitness lemmings that is @fit.

@fit has no place in the serious discussion of training. This thread is a waste of time and thought and became so about 600 pages ago.
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The Real Rant wrote:I may start a thread on why this thread sucks.
Good idea.

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thick stems bird gets my vote this week. When I say vote, I mean semen, naturally.
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CultBuster wrote:http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...8249722?ref=ts

begging to be mocked!

I see some good shit on the horizon with the new written L1 test
Lisbeth...

1. Really? An Affiliate owner asks you questions and you blast back in such a manner. I asked for direction from you, nothing personal. Whatever you read into my post was clearly read through an emotion that was not intended
Anyhow, CrossFit is adding requirements. This is one. Everyone who wants to attain or maintain affiliation will have to meet it. As for future requirements and higher levels of testing, we're looking at things all the time, as any forward-minded company would. You are always free to submit your ideas and thoughts to [email protected] and we'll pass them onto the right folks.

Thanks for your support of CrossFit, Eric!

Comment #15 - Posted by: Lisbeth at April 15, 2010 7:51 AM

This is fantastic, from a litigation standpoint! First, it shows that (a) Crossfit does indeed have control over the affiliates (doing something after the fact shows they could have done it before the fact...this is known legally as "control"), and (b) it is a tacit admission that trainers "certified" by Crossfit prior to the test were not thoroughly qualified, hence the need for a qualifying test.

From the taxation/franchise standpoint, which I still think will be a large part in bringing down the Empire, it looks like Cultfit HQ is about to take direct control over it's trainers/affiliates. By saying "thou shalt pass our test before using our name," they are hoping to secure their trademark but in doing so, they are essentially dictating the terms by which someone can "sell" their exercise system. This is not unlike McDonalds telling its franchisees they must do X Y and Z or they cannot be a franchise.

From another angle, telling previously certified people that their certs are no longer "valid" unless they pay for, and pass, another "new" level of testing is essentially a breach of contract. You paid for X thinking it would get you Y, then the seller turns around and says "No, actually now you need to pay MORE to get Y."

If only the affiliates would wisen up, they could form some sort of a franchise/trade organization and really put the screws to HQ. They could then have power and a say over HQ's practices instead of just being willing whipping boys.

This is all very terrific!
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PMenu needs a better submission for andro Friday.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Are there any new pics from your tanklike avatar girl?
Unfortunately, no.

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I'd like to take a moment out of my self-imposed couch thread denial to post this link up:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Saginaw-M ... 5112307550

There are too many lulz here to count. Not to mention that the facility pictures on the blog listed isn't of the facility in questions.

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CultBuster wrote:http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...8249722?ref=ts

begging to be mocked!

I see some good shit on the horizon with the new written L1 test
Lisbeth...

1. Really? An Affiliate owner asks you questions and you blast back in such a manner. I asked for direction from you, nothing personal. Whatever you read into my post was clearly read through an emotion that was not intended
Anyhow, CrossFit is adding requirements. This is one. Everyone who wants to attain or maintain affiliation will have to meet it. As for future requirements and higher levels of testing, we're looking at things all the time, as any forward-minded company would. You are always free to submit your ideas and thoughts to [email protected] and we'll pass them onto the right folks.

Thanks for your support of CrossFit, Eric!

Comment #15 - Posted by: Lisbeth at April 15, 2010 7:51 AM
Hi

I am a little confused about the April cut off date. I got Level One certified in January and took the test and received a passing score. At the Certification they told us that this requirement was coming and that if we passed it would count for the five year period has this changed, do I need to get re-certified this year?

Becky Newell

Comment #18 - Posted by: Becky N at April 15, 2010 8:49 AM
So--before you could get a level1 and use the name CrossFit, but not open and affilate and state that you were doing CF workouts to your clients. no way to do shit about it because of franchise rules. NOW you need to take a written test every few years to keep current. They are going to start going after the guys who took level 1 in 2001 and never paid couch another cent. Johnny G did this with Spinning and it was the death of his program. They ran him out after that. People (even these douches) can only be pushed so far!
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http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 00415.html


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Norcal wad B:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/NorC ... rkoutB.mov

The crotchcam is back!

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Noteworthy frame from this sequence:

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Moving on...

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And our friend Rita rounds out the swing session...

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Nice multimedia work this week Paddy.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Image
Alice?

Alice Cooper?

As for this thread being "dead," I can only say:

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Couchulhu IG'xeh wgah'nagl fhtagn",

or "In his house at IGX the dead Couch thread lies dreaming."
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There is some shit out there waiting to come down.

This thread isn't really dead, just going through its bi-yearly (sorry Boto) doldrums.

Gin Master knows some of it.

Obviously the affiliates have realized that CFHQ isn't needed. Any x-fit box can have their own get togethers without needing permission. Plus, in these sucky times, money is pretty tight to waste on all that bullshit anyhow.

Loved how andro Friday shrunk cuz of some of us old farts bitching. Tell us to fuck off.
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Gary John wrote:
Loved how andro Friday shrunk cuz of some of us old farts bitching. Tell us to fuck off.
Fuck off. I had work to do this week.
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You ought to pimp your website. Let's the folks know you be famous.
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I'm no Dan John.

Besides, you asked me to.
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Gin Master wrote:Indeed. The conflict has changed, and our enemy has evolved. You short attention span guys need to realize that, while Couch is in hiding, we won't have gold every day. But be patient. Let the game come to you.
Short attention span? That's laughable. I've been on board with this thread since 2005.

Yay! We all like to laugh at the retards and veiny, heinous bitches. But, it's an exercise in shooting fish in a barrel and as such has become boring to most any IGxer worth their salt.

It is time to let @fit sink into the irrelevancy it so richly deserves. Our reportage here simply inflates its currency amongst those who choose to discuss the mad rush of fitness lemmings that is @fit.

@fit has no place in the serious discussion of training. This thread is a waste of time and thought and became so about 600 pages ago.
Hank, as a sniper, you just zeroed your target.
Well done, sir.
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Just doing my duty, sir.
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The latest from CF Obsession....More Barky Cleavage please!!!


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Fuck all those man-things with no tits and huge guns...
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NYCTITS/Barky looks better now.
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Croatoa wrote:NYCTITS/Barky looks better now.
She found a better sports bra after reading the last set of comments about her from the Couch thread when we said her tits were shrinking down.
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