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Those are some of the better pics of Barky I've seen.

Too bad she's still got those fat lady legs. When she gets over Couchfit she's gonna be a big ol' gurl.

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yeah, she knows - that's why she's clinging so desperately to couch.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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sanchezero wrote:yeah, she knows - that's why she's clinging so desperately to couch.

Coitus?
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the way some of you guys carry on, you'd think her tits were uniquely fun-filled. getting so excited about a slutty pudge is childish.
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Attila the Hungry wrote:the way some of you guys carry on, you'd think her tits were uniquely fun-filled. getting so excited about a slutty pudge is childish.
As we've said before, she's really good-looking only by contrast with the hard-faced gristle that surrounds her. And she's showing wear around the edges IMO.
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Dan Martin wrote:
sanchezero wrote:yeah, she knows - that's why she's clinging so desperately to couch.

Coitus?
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Did I hear someone playing "Taps?"

Bill Fox to the couch thread, please; Bill Fox to the couch thread.
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No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere, has about had it up to here with her narcissistic shit.

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You know goddamn well that B-Boi is too busy checking himself out in the mirror or downtown chickenhawking to notice her inferior attention-whoring.

it's the perfect relationship for an attention-starved daddy-hater.

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Sorry to be late on chiming in but I found these pix and thought I could contribute.

I think one of these was the @ssfit Gaymes Winner in 08, not sure which one though. Maybe someone could help.
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http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... an1min.mov

These cleans are just abysmal. Forget all that form breaks down at the margins of intensity crap ... none of those reps were what a novice should emulate..or anyone. For them to put that up on their site as a "demo" of how that workout should look is just laughable.
Props to that dude for cleaning 335#. He said at the end of the video that he could do more when he played football.

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See if you can possibly spot the eleet athlete in this pic.

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kreator wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... an1min.mov

These cleans are just abysmal. Forget all that form breaks down at the margins of intensity crap ... none of those reps were what a novice should emulate..or anyone. For them to put that up on their site as a "demo" of how that workout should look is just laughable.
Props to that dude for cleaning 335#. He said at the end of the video that he could do more when he played football.
Fucking bunch of faggots. Those cleans were all fucking shit. Not a single one of those cockgobblers understood that a clean is all about explosive power and coordination. All those slow motion push-through-the-pain deadlift powercurl pulls are the best ingredients for fucked up wrists, shoulders and elbows.

But that's not all the faggottry for today: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... en1PRE.mov

The layout of the video images and the commentary emulate popular sport broadcasts, with the jizzloving commentator citing results from the stupid Gayfit regionals like the bitch had just won the Ironman and the Olympics on one day. The inflational use of the word "athlete" was just ridiculous. Godammit there's so much gayness in that video that I was waiting for the juiced up chick to give the guys a cumshot on their stupid faces. Also congrats on the elite 40kg "snatches"... damn those guys are elite. Matthias Steiner should better lock his medal away, because in the next Olympics a Fagfitter will own his non-zone (=fat) non-elite (=insect) ass.

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This was supposed to be a clean. Not a thruster done quickly in the middle of Fran or some other horseshit, sloppy excuse for an exercise.

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did the work out from Wednesday, April 7 and I'm pretty sure I messed up both my knees with all that jumping. They are painful, especially when walking stairs, make crunching noises occasionally and my leg muscles are tight. Any suggestions?
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My suggestuion is to stop doing stupid fucking work outs. These dicks need some pride. What kind of pussy is going to admit to doing some dumbass workout that hurts 13 days later! Never mind I know what kind..the kind that admits to 95lb cleans!


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CultBuster wrote:
did the work out from Wednesday, April 7 and I'm pretty sure I messed up both my knees with all that jumping. They are painful, especially when walking stairs, make crunching noises occasionally and my leg muscles are tight. Any suggestions?
Comment #145 - Posted by: patrick at April 20, 2010 1:06 PM
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My suggestuion is to stop doing stupid fucking work outs. These dicks need some pride. What kind of pussy is going to admit to doing some dumbass workout that hurts 13 days later! Never mind I know what kind..the kind that admits to 95lb cleans!

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Whole thing slowed down to a glacier moving. We need a few more details on the divorce, but Glasshole is still laying low or laying pipe, whatever.

Locals in North Carolina know more what is going on out there, but let them post.

I love it when folks tell me its alright to post what they tell me, but won't post it themselves.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Who's your friend, Jez?

Kat, @fit foosball.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
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Kat, @fit foosball.
Correction:

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Gary John wrote:Whole thing slowed down to a glacier moving. We need a few more details on the divorce, but Glasshole is still laying low or laying pipe, whatever.

I love it when folks tell me its alright to post what they tell me, but won't post it themselves.
Some of us are dealing with a special kind of crazy that you just can't predict. PTSD, pharmaceuticals, and manipulative spouses have a way of doing things to an unpredictable person that are completely unpredictable. It can affect one's job prospects and the safety of one's children. So, some of us have no choice. It's not worth beating the hornet's nest even though you might like to burn it to the ground.

Some people have worked over 50 hours a week for about $4 an hour because they were trying to help build a business that they were going to be a part of. When the business became much more successful because of their hard work and they tried to implement changes that they thought would help the clients who were beginning to suffer a lot of injuries, they were abused until they had no choice but to leave. However, their intellectual property, that made the business so successful was almost hijacked by the business owners. In fact, this copywritten material is still being used without permission. When things fall apart, instead of letting people leave quietly, they get threatening messages and e-mails.

For this reason, attorneys are great. If a client is friends with the governor, they can help people out by getting them in touch with one of the top employment lawyers in the state who did some work for FREE. When the incredibly immoral, self-centered, narcissistic, liars try to use big words such as "proprietary" and "confidentiality", he uses big words such as "litigation" and writes letters in plain language that even stupid people can understand. But, they still take every opportunity to trash that person's reputation whenever they can. Not sure what a person has to do to deserve being treated like this . . . oh yeah, jealousy. How fucking stupid can you get?

In case those people are here, let me share some other big words: Libel, hostile work environment, slander, and WC (that last one should scare the shit out of you assholes).
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so what is that from glassman ?
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter

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