Heh. We had some goofy team-building exercise at a former job, and we had to decide how we would divvy up survival items if we were snowbound. One of my coworkers said "All I really need is that shovel."
"Why?"
"Because with the shovel, I can get everything else. (PANNNNNNGGG!)"
GDG!
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
TomFurman wrote:Learn to throw the shovel and stick it in the a tree and you will impress your coworkers.
Well, they're not my CW's anymore, but I sort of screwed the pooch during that exercise anyway. I got so fed up with their bad survival decisions that I said I was going to leave the vehicle, build my own snow shelter, and come back after they had all frozen to death. And eat them.
(This exercise was apparently inspired by the N.E. blizzard of '76, where sheeple sat in their cars and died.)
GDG!
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
"I also think training like a Navy S.E.A.L. is stupid for the average person. I would say PT like an infantry unit, run, body weight stuff, hump a little, a little weights and enjoy life if you are not training for specifics." -tough old man
TomFurman wrote:Learn to throw the shovel and stick it in the a tree and you will impress your coworkers.
Well, they're not my CW's anymore, but I sort of screwed the pooch during that exercise anyway. I got so fed up with their bad survival decisions that I said I was going to leave the vehicle, build my own snow shelter, and come back after they had all frozen to death. And eat them.
(This exercise was apparently inspired by the N.E. blizzard of '76, where sheeple sat in their cars and died.)
GDG!
Sheeple! LOL!
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
TomFurman wrote:Learn to throw the shovel and stick it in the a tree and you will impress your coworkers.
Well, they're not my CW's anymore, but I sort of screwed the pooch during that exercise anyway. I got so fed up with their bad survival decisions that I said I was going to leave the vehicle, build my own snow shelter, and come back after they had all frozen to death. And eat them.
(This exercise was apparently inspired by the N.E. blizzard of '76, where sheeple sat in their cars and died.)
Mrs. stosh would not be happy if this is what I did at the gym:
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
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