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First WOD: 30 muscle ups for time.Fat Cat wrote:I've got a lot of money tied up in an awesome business venture right now: Crossfit Sumo Wrestling. We are taking the sumo world by mixed modality storm. I'm pumped.
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Compared to every other visible woman (or beached whale) in those photos, she's a goddess.big_t2100 wrote:Barky at the beach......![]()
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I'd rather fuck a manotaur than a manatee.DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Compared to every other visible woman (or beached whale) in those photos, she's a goddess.
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Surprised this got posted.
Their own espoused fittest man alive -
doesn't weigh and meaure his food
doesn't zone
doesn't paleo
and doesnt follow the 3 on 1 off .com workouts
lol...
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True, you can never have enough cowbell...protobuilder wrote:Wouldn't attention whoring be easier to just go around and ring a cowbell in people's faces or something?
Regardless, DAT ASS!
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A think that kid's parents just realized they have to prepare for him coming out of the closet in about 10 years.
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Not there now.RPC wrote:http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/08/gra ... ticleTitle
Surprised this got posted.
Their own espoused fittest man alive -
doesn't weigh and meaure his food
doesn't zone
doesn't paleo
and doesnt follow the 3 on 1 off .com workouts
lol...
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See? It's almost as if it never happened and @fit is safe.friedquads wrote:Not there now.RPC wrote:http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/08/gra ... ticleTitle
Surprised this got posted.
Their own espoused fittest man alive -
doesn't weigh and meaure his food
doesn't zone
doesn't paleo
and doesnt follow the 3 on 1 off .com workouts
lol...
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Based on the photos, it's more likely that after she did this for the 85th time in 30 minutes, everyone got bored and went back to what they were doing.Grandpa's Spells wrote:
A think that kid's parents just realized they have to prepare for him coming out of the closet in about 10 years.
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Am now listening to the Ramones, "Blitzkrieg Bop". Does not help in conjunction with pics. Leads to juvenile thoughts of happiness.
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powerlifter54 wrote:True, you can never have enough cowbell...protobuilder wrote:Wouldn't attention whoring be easier to just go around and ring a cowbell in people's faces or something?
Regardless, DAT ASS!
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Barky if you are reading this (and I'm sure you are!) we need more pictures. Ass and titty shots. Naked if possible.Jag Panzer wrote:I haven't seen a TitsNYC photo worth the spank folder in many a month. Well played.
By the way I looked at the website of your box, and I'm very disappointed. Stop posting pictures of shirtless dudes. I know that @fitters are all cocksuckers, but there are real men out there. If you would stop hanging out with those faggots doing shitty WADs you'll meet them.
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http://www.asymcamudrun.com/2010-MUDRUN-TEAMS.TXT
You'd think that with such sooper, eleet athletes, a simple 5-mile mud run would be like shooting lululemon clad MILFs in a barrel? The top team finishers should, it may well intuit, be clustered with triumphant @Fitters, all the while leaving the insect runner-specialists in their eleet wake....
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Well he's a faggot. Ain't that obvious by his looks?Gin Master wrote:Speaking of Barky pics...I know this is a costume party, but what's the deal with B-Boi George?
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He's "unscared"??Gin Master wrote:Speaking of Barky pics...I know this is a costume party, but what's the deal with B-Boi George?
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