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I wouldn't bang her because of that broke assed face.
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Isn't this what reverse cowgirl is for? Damn pissed that crossfitsex.com disappeared.
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And in other news, it appears that BMacNCheeze's own race has failed, unless the Error 404 is totally unrelated to the event company who doesn't even have the race listed in September.
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friedquads wrote:And in other news, it appears that BMacNCheeze's own race has failed, unless the Error 404 is totally unrelated to the event company who doesn't even have the race listed in September.
Too bad it was a 404 and not an "operation timed out" error.
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tzg wrote:Isn't this what reverse cowgirl is for? Damn pissed that crossfitsex.com disappeared.

Really? Damn. That site had potential.
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stosh wrote:Definitely some physique changes for her from last year. This is last April:

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And the chick on the right has some manly thick abs and traps. Must have her Zone blocks dialed in.

While i have no ethical issues with the needle, and as long as she is willing to accept the legal risks of PED use, there is the issue of the claim of just the unique workout yielding this quite impressive physique.
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friedquads wrote:And in other news, it appears that BMacNCheeze's own race has failed, unless the Error 404 is totally unrelated to the event company who doesn't even have the race listed in September.
Is "404" morse code for "DNF?"
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powerlifter54 wrote: While i have no ethical issues with the needle, and as long as she is willing to accept the legal risks of PED use, there is the issue of the claim of just the unique workout yielding this quite impressive physique.
Good point. It would be a shame if anything were to tarnish the credibility of Crossfit's claims.
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If the drug testing at this year's games was approached with the rigor, professionalism and attention to detail that they showed in the 2009 games, she has nothing to worry about.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
tzg wrote:Isn't this what reverse cowgirl is for? Damn pissed that crossfitsex.com disappeared.

Really? Damn. That site had potential.
I know, I had the perfect post lined up to link to, but you can't get there anymore. I'm disappointed that they didn't at least invite you, esteemed representative of Team Gorilla. You would use your knowledges for good, not evil.
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protobuilder wrote:
Cowboys and Aliens wrote:I wouldn't hit that. Seriously. That navel looks like it harbors that thing from Alien that will come jumping out and bite of my dick if I try to fuck her.
YOu wouldn't bang the number 3 nationally ranked female athlete in America???
Nope. She got a face like a horse, and her navel is longer than the dick of most @fitters. Reverse cowgirl isn't an option either, since she lacks sufficient ass and her back looks like she's a male lightweight Olympic lifter, which really doesn't turn me on.

Besides that with all those PEDs she's been taking I bet she screams like a man.
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Cowboys and Aliens wrote:Nope. She got a face like a horse, and her navel is longer than the dick of most @fitters. Reverse cowgirl isn't an option either, since she lacks sufficient ass and her back looks like she's a male lightweight Olympic lifter, which really doesn't turn me on.
Good points. Nobody wants to open their eyes and have an "OMG! What is Zhang Guozeng doing on my cock!?!?!" moment.

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protobuilder wrote:Nobody wants to open their eyes and have an "OMG! What is Zhang Guozeng doing on my cock!?!?!" moment.
Nobody?
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Image

See how much happier we all are when we choose to focus on the positive.
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Is "Positive" plural? It should be. Two big positives.
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Gary wrote:
protobuilder wrote:Nobody wants to open their eyes and have an "OMG! What is Zhang Guozeng doing on my cock!?!?!" moment.
Nobody?
I bet Shape would :butthead:
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This is the type of ass we need moar of:

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Image
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Dose bresssssssssssssssssstssssssssssss
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And thiiiiigghsssss.
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Can't see it, but dat azzzzzz.

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ATTN @FIT WOMEN:

This is good:
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This is not good:
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Plan accordingly.

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