The couch thread

[friedquads]

Those abs are almost as scary as that video of Collette Nelson and her six-pack titties that was on Tosh.0

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... -pack-tits

[tough old man]

Damn that was gross!

[friedquads]

Damn that was gross!

Yeah. Daniel Tosh was right. To motorboat her, you'd need an actual motorboat.

[Gin Master]

Damn that was gross!

Yeah. Daniel Tosh was right. To motorboat her, you'd need an actual motorboat.

So get a motorboat and STFU! Same with that chick with quicksand-belly. I'm not saying you walk into a bar and make a bee-line for em, but they're definitely last-call material.

I'm sensing more and more gladiator sandals and GS enthusiasts on this board.

[Freki]

Palette cleanse.

[tough old man]

I has red head issues.

[badatcomputer]

I has red head issues.

I think you have Pokemon issues...

[Anon]

Old enough to bleed...

[Fat Cat]

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I bet that pussy looks like bigfoot rolled in dirt.

[CFB]

I bet that pussy looks like bigfoot rolled in dirt.

sig.

[Mountebank]

From a colleague of mine who knows my history:

Questions for you about the Crossfit world.

I have a few guys who have come in for hormone testing, big Crossfit guys, and they are trying to tell me that Crossfit will lower your testosterone. They couldn't really elaborate on this much and believe their low testosterone is ok, so I figured I'd ask you.

I assume they are saying the workouts are so hard that they burn up their testosterone during the workout and if you test them anytime during the day, they will be low. This isn't how I remember hormones working, yet I figured I'd ask you, the "workout guy".

Most of them are 25-28, their testosterone levels are just over 400 total, 10% free, SHBG is at least 30 (I've seen up to 50). Perhaps Crossfit is bad for your hormones.

The other doc in my office has seen a case just like this (test-wise), and I'm dealing with two people right now with test levels in the 400s (again, late 20's).

@F is a neuroendocrine EPIC FAIL.

[friedquads]

From a colleague of mine who knows my history:

Questions for you about the Crossfit world.

I have a few guys who have come in for hormone testing, big Crossfit guys, and they are trying to tell me that Crossfit will lower your testosterone. They couldn't really elaborate on this much and believe their low testosterone is ok, so I figured I'd ask you.

I assume they are saying the workouts are so hard that they burn up their testosterone during the workout and if you test them anytime during the day, they will be low. This isn't how I remember hormones working, yet I figured I'd ask you, the "workout guy".

Most of them are 25-28, their testosterone levels are just over 400 total, 10% free, SHBG is at least 30 (I've seen up to 50). Perhaps Crossfit is bad for your hormones.

The other doc in my office has seen a case just like this (test-wise), and I'm dealing with two people right now with test levels in the 400s (again, late 20's).

@F is a neuroendocrine EPIC FAIL.

I fucking knew it! @F will shrink up your balls to the point you got a man-pussy!

[kreator]

From a colleague of mine who knows my history:

Questions for you about the Crossfit world.

I have a few guys who have come in for hormone testing, big Crossfit guys, and they are trying to tell me that Crossfit will lower your testosterone. They couldn't really elaborate on this much and believe their low testosterone is ok, so I figured I'd ask you.

I assume they are saying the workouts are so hard that they burn up their testosterone during the workout and if you test them anytime during the day, they will be low. This isn't how I remember hormones working, yet I figured I'd ask you, the "workout guy".

Most of them are 25-28, their testosterone levels are just over 400 total, 10% free, SHBG is at least 30 (I've seen up to 50). Perhaps Crossfit is bad for your hormones.

The other doc in my office has seen a case just like this (test-wise), and I'm dealing with two people right now with test levels in the 400s (again, late 20's).

@F is a neuroendocrine EPIC FAIL.

One of the worst things that CF promoted in training is the idea that every day needs to be PR day. Going max effort on every single workout can't be good for the body over time.

[powerlifter54]

One of the worst things that CF promoted in training is the idea that every day needs to be PR day. Going max effort on every single workout can't be good for the body over time.

Yep

Most of them are 25-28, their testosterone levels are just over 400 total, 10% free, SHBG is at least 30 (I've seen up to 50).

@fit makes the men look like women and women look like men. With or without the elixir of the elite...

[Mountebank]

Surely there's an easy joke in here about "hormonal milieus".

[TerryB]

You guys are confusing cause and effect.

Crossfit doesn't lower testosterone.

Men with low testosterone are drawn to Crossfit.

[powerlifter54]

Crossfit doesn't lower testosterone.

Yes it does:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/4919.php

Many more studies out there with similiar results.

Not a simple one variable answer, but intense (meaning very high level of effort workout sessions) impacts test levels greatly, as do endurance workouts.

Simple answer is you can't go balls to the wall all the time. Well you can but then it becomes raisins against the wall.

[WildGorillaMan]

Happy Friday. But you already all knew that.

Andro Friday: Don't Act Like You Don't Know

[lasalle]

You're the ace, gorilla, but come fucking on with glorifying this shit:

My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.

http://paleochix.com/?p=1957





It's not "selfishness". It's pathological narcissism.

[Crust Bucket]

It really started off nicely with this



But then I saw this and it was WTF!? all over again..

[TerryB]

You're the ace, gorilla, but come fucking on with glorifying this shit:

My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.

http://paleochix.com/?p=1957





It's not "selfishness". It's pathological narcissism.

I imagine the retarded tattoo inspires a lot of ... comments (?) as well.

[Dazed]

It really started off nicely with this



But then I saw this and it was WTF!? all over again..

Sorry Crusty, but I see nothing wrong with a chick willing to crawl on all fours in the dirt, it's actually a positive in my book. She just needs a firm hand to guide her.

[Dazed]

You're the ace, gorilla, but come fucking on with glorifying this shit:

My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.

http://paleochix.com/?p=1957





It's not "selfishness". It's pathological narcissism.

Kids are supposed to eat cupcakes you fucking psycho bitch! That "woman" is disgusting in every way imagineable...

[friedquads]

Simple answer is you can't go balls to the wall all the time. Well you can but then it becomes raisins against the wall.

Sig.

[Gin Master]

You're the ace, gorilla, but come fucking on with glorifying this shit:

My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.

http://paleochix.com/?p=1957





It's not "selfishness". It's pathological narcissism.

Kids are supposed to eat cupcakes you fucking psycho bitch! That "woman" is disgusting in every way imagineable...

Damn, I thought she was always a skinny bitch. The before+after pics are commendable (extreme, but whatever). The narcissism is not. The woman has no shame. Nevertheless, The Gorilla has hitched his wagon to a couple of crusty cougars to help pimp the gay men's site. I commend him for the marketing.

Re: some of the Andro-Friday subjects: I didn't know that veterinary steroids like winnie actually gave you equine features. A couple of those womyn look like they start off every morning with a handful of sugar cubes and sweet oats.