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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote: I'll take "Shirts not to wear when you have a jump rope in your hand" for $1,000, Alex
That's not a jump-rope, it's a leash. The dude in the Trample shirt is her sub.
He's been a naughty boy. A very naughty boy indeed. Mistress caught him drinking out of the toilet again and for that he'll be flogged, made to spit-shine her boots and then she'll pee on him. And he'll fucking love it, too, that is, if he's hungry and wants his supper.

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LULZ at "Trample the Weak" shirts in extra medium. I'd use that sonofabitch as a human shield.


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tzg wrote:The ad copy here gave me a headache: http://weightlifting.teamusa.org/news/2 ... year/38853

Disgusting.
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Shapecharge wrote:I think that's our Hebrew "National" Hammer lawyer in the sexy blue tank.
She does bear an uncanny resemblance, though I still need to shed a few to get that lean ripped look.

I'm assuming the IGX consensus is that the lady is hot, and take your comment as a compliment. Though, given your proclivities, I'm not sure I I like your complimenting me on my looks.
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My guess is if this cunt wasn't so hot, she'd be dead



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i just can't help myself

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I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter

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Oh my.
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Gin Master wrote:Image

LULZ at "Trample the Weak" shirts in extra medium. I'd use that sonofabitch as a human shield.
If one had an ounce of humanity wouldn't they trample the dead and hurdle the weak?
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chi wrote:i just can't help myself

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Fuck me...please.

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Mickey O'neil wrote:
chi wrote:i just can't help myself

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Fuck me...please.
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Come on Allison, Halloween is coming and we'd all REALLY appreciate it. :heart: :heart: :heart:
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Isn't it amazing how those Druids had such an amazing grasp of Mathematics and Astrophysics to build such an edifice?
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chi wrote:Image
Isn't it amazing how those Druids had such an amazing grasp of Mathematics and Astrophysics to build such an edifice?
I'm thinking orifice.


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The historical and ecclesiastical record will soon reveal that the ancient ones used domesticated dinosaurs to do all the heavy lifting for their monuments to the heavens just like in the Flintstones...a cartoon. Yes, a children's cartoon but also a subtle expose revealing hidden insight to the truly informed, our link to a supreme being.

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Shapecharge wrote:The historical and ecclesiastical record will soon reveal that the ancient ones used domesticated dinosaurs to do all the heavy lifting for their monuments to the heavens just like in the Flintstones...a cartoon. Yes, a children's cartoon but also a subtle expose revealing hidden insight to the truly informed, our link to a supreme being.
Yes, that's very true Shape but let's remember they also used their feet as brakes when stopping their cars. What this has to do with anything I dunno?
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The explanation for the foot-driven vehicle and it's true meaning shall be revealed another time my son. When the world is ready for this information it will be released. If you look closely, you'll see that Fred Flintstone is actually wearing VFF's on his feet when driving his car. Coincidence?

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Shapecharge wrote:The historical and ecclesiastical record will soon reveal that the ancient ones used domesticated dinosaurs to do all the heavy lifting for their monuments to the heavens just like in the Flintstones...a cartoon. Yes, a children's cartoon but also a subtle expose revealing hidden insight to the truly informed, our link to a supreme being.
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That was a very interesting thread from Crossfit. John Walsh's points are excellent and insightful. Then, people attack the negative side of the "Cost/Benefit" relationship. This is what killed the forum. He makes an intelligent point and every one nitpicks on the downside. Thanks for posting it.


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That one just reminds me of how I sad I was when David Wood announced he was leaving. :(
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syaigh wrote:That one just reminds me of how I sad I was when David Wood announced he was leaving. :(
David Wood was cool.
Bread and circuses.

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In a 7-page thread, I think I saw one person who occasionally posts there (Skip Chase -- god of the abdominal frame or whatever). Everyone else left for good.


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chubbyhubby wrote:11-04-2005, 10:53 AM #8
John Walsh
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For the record I drank the Kool Aid and will drink it again. I like the Kool Aid! I’m not leaving the “ranch” unless Coach tells me that’s what I should do. :prayer:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... #post24959

Which is exactly what he did.
I actually read through this thread. At one time you could have a discussion about these things. The group think was always there but there were plenty of cats in the early days that could think for themselves. Oddly it was this kind of discussion that got us all bannned. I don't think any of us did anything over the top. It was simply a purge.


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The One True Rant wrote:
chubbyhubby wrote:11-04-2005, 10:53 AM #8
John Walsh
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For the record I drank the Kool Aid and will drink it again. I like the Kool Aid! I’m not leaving the “ranch” unless Coach tells me that’s what I should do. :prayer:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... #post24959

Which is exactly what he did.
I actually read through this thread. At one time you could have a discussion about these things. The group think was always there but there were plenty of cats in the early days that could think for themselves. Oddly it was this kind of discussion that got us all bannned. I don't think any of us did anything over the top. It was simply a purge.
And, to be fair, @F then was much different than @F now. There is some decent stuff in there between 2005-2007.

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