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The One True Rant wrote:From WGMs joint. OMG!!!! Check please! :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

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That's the leangains guy isn't it?

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Gin Master wrote:
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chubbyhubby wrote:...but you never see swimming (available at many gyms, but impossible at most "boxes").
Most @Fitters would fucking drown if they got in the water, but it would be okay since they would be 'drowning for time'.
You forget that black men hate @F.
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Gin Master wrote:
The One True Rant wrote:From WGMs joint. OMG!!!! Check please! :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

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You just bragged how you broke bread with the Foxy One, and now you're running him down?
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
The One True Rant wrote:From WGMs joint. OMG!!!! Check please! :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

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You just bragged how you broke bread with the Foxy One, and now you're running him down?
Bwahahahahahahaha
Wow, just wow - oh well, I'm sure someone thinks that's hot as hell. I just like my women to look like, well, women.
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LULZ at the comments.

I'm sure if her tits were out there's be a whole different reaction.

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Dazed wrote:
Wow, just wow - oh well, I'm sure someone thinks that's hot as hell. I just like my women to look like, well, women.
The Gorilla likes his women to have vaginas, no disrespect to Ed Zachary intended. Beyond that, everything else is just details.

Besides, if she was off-season and not pre-contest you'd all be falling all over yourselves.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Dazed wrote:
Wow, just wow - oh well, I'm sure someone thinks that's hot as hell. I just like my women to look like, well, women.
The Gorilla likes his women to have vaginas, no disrespect to Ed Zachary intended. Beyond that, everything else is just details.

Besides, if she was off-season and not pre-contest you'd all be falling all over yourselves.
Dunno WGM. That women is a few clicks away from this:

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Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:LULZ at the comments.

I'm sure if her tits were out there's be a whole different reaction.

Tits are for kids. There are couch thread cats jerking off to that andro hoochie as we speak.


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I see the Gorilla is starting to get a lot of submissions from the figure set.

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Gin Master wrote:I see the Gorilla is starting to get a lot of submissions from the figure set.
I actually get almost as many referral clicks off of the Oxygen forums as IGx, believe it or not. And a lot more fanmail and apparel sales from them than from you hard hearted parsimonious bastards.

I got a special request for BJJ girls a while back, still haven't gotten that niche to pan out yet.
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I got a special request for BJJ girls a while back, still haven't gotten that niche to pan out yet.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oG7nT3Uq9Mt ... tuous.com/
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WildGorillaMan wrote: I got a special request for BJJ girls a while back, still haven't gotten that niche to pan out yet.
See if you can get the ATM niche to pan out next week.
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(Yes I know these pics have been posted before a few weks back, but)

I like shots like these........Nice pink panties! Who is this cutie of a girl???

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God damn it I love Andro Friday!

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These would be hit like the fist of an angry god.

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Kukka!!!!!

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Mickey O'neil wrote:Kukka!!!!!

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She is Kukkalicious.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:She is Kukkalicious.
Indeed. I'm so glad we are FB buddies.

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Me too. She rocks.
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The One True Rant wrote:From WGMs joint. OMG!!!! Check please! :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

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While I'm pretty sure this dude was on my high school wrestling team, I must point out that it is at least finally truth in advertising: an actual ANDRO broad.


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The One True Rant wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The big difference is that after they started to chastise the polite heretics, like Rant and myself, things started to turn uglier. Then when Glassman revealed his love for character assassination with Josh Hillis, then Mark Twight, then Dan John, it went off the rails, and was no longer considering any ideas outside the core 'groupthink'.
Pre-fucking-cisely. Dumping us emboldened his henchmen. The Kool-Aid got thicker and more potent. The public dressing down of Josh was like watching someone kick a crippled kid in the balls. It was at this point where I got a pretty solid idea of what couch was all about then he took it to another level in the Dan John incident. These were dark days indeed boys and girls.
The good old days...the assassinations were revealing for quite a few of us. I loved Rant's old "Remember Jonestown" avatar. Good times there. I stuck around from about 2003 to 2006 or 2007, then got the hell out of there. Amazingly, I'm stronger, faster, and more athletic than I was from doing @F for those years, though to be fair, it did get me eating better and got me out of doing BS workouts.

It amuses me to see people defend couch as not being a complete and total asshole. I knew a few of the guys that have stuck around and the defenses of the undressings of Josh, Mark, and Dan were hilarious to listen to. It was no different than listening to a religious zealot.


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Tony Budding and his whole schtick of "You don't know what really happened!" when I'd just got off the fucking phone with 3 of the people involved in that bullshit (other than couch) was beyond stupid and ridiculous. What a feebleminded attempt at spindoctoring. A disgusting illustration of how things were going to be.

The amount of inside knowledge that makes it's way towards me via both first hand and second hand sources is astonishing. I wish I would have never listened to Dan when he said "Check out this Crossfit stuff, some of it's kind of cool."

FUCK!

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