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Rant! wrote:She's still looking good by why the photo ops in the toilet?
If you look at all the pictures in the series, my assumption is that it was too much work to clean/tidy up any other room around that place other than the crapper.

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Seriously...in the fucking shitter? What's the subliminal message here: She likes it dirty.


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More from the Barky Series....Hope the pro photog talks her into doing some nudes!!! Cuz that would be AWESOME!!!

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Okay. This may sound silly but it is just another measure of how crossfit has changed my life!

The other day my son lost a toy behind our very heavy couch and asked if I was strong enough to pull the couch out so he could get it. I have done it in the past but it took a lot of work. however, by phrasing it "are you strong enough to do it" I felt challenged and decided not to just tell him to wait until daddy came home.

Well, I know how heavy that couch is, which is why I rarely move it. I geared up my muscles to use the same amount of energy I used six months ago (last time I moved it) and pushed.

That couch almost went flying across the living room! Putting it back was no problem!

Thanks crossfit!

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Seriously...in the fucking shitter? What's the subliminal message here: She likes it dirty.
Looking at the other pics, the shitter is the only place that actually looks remotely clean. The rest of that apartment looks like a shithole that just wreaks of B-Boi VaGilliam.
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CultBuster wrote:Looks like Barky is having photo shoots with pro photog now. I will miss the self promoting self timer and in the mirror shots, but it look like self esteem is taking a dip and that can only mean nudity is on the way soon!
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Looks like there may be some structural issues in that house. The floor is slanting and buckled. Hopefully just a new sub-floor and a tile redo will suffice instead of rejoisting that side of the house.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote: Looks like there may be some structural issues in that house. The floor is slanting and buckled. Hopefully just a new sub-floor and a tile redo will suffice instead of rejoisting that side of the house.

Now that you're the first one who'll draw fire for making a gay sounding comment about the background of ANYC's shots, I gotta ask: Is B-Boi unwell? He's looking awfully drawn and sallow. If he's seriously got a life threatening illness he has my sympathies.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote: Looks like there may be some structural issues in that house. The floor is slanting and buckled. Hopefully just a new sub-floor and a tile redo will suffice instead of rejoisting that side of the house.

Now that you're the first one who'll draw fire for making a gay sounding comment about the background of ANYC's shots, I gotta ask: Is B-Boi unwell? He's looking awfully drawn and sallow. If he's seriously got a life threatening illness he has my sympathies.

Years back I was informed that he had an eating disorder. This reliable source said he bunked with him at some cert and b-boi would either starve himself or bing and purge. Maybe this shit has caught up to him. That crowd will do anything for a six pack.

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Good God, Beth Moscov and her insipid ramblings about home schooling and granolahip and breast feeding kids until they were 15 years old.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good God, Beth Moscov and her insipid ramblings about home schooling and granolahip and breast feeding kids until they were 15 years old.
I love me some insipid ramblings. Link?


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good God, Beth Moscov and her insipid ramblings about home schooling and granolahip and breast feeding kids until they were 15 years old.

=D> =D> =D> I heard she joined some Jesus freak cult like the 12 Tribes.


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Here's Beth's site for her hippie farm

http://www.doumbek.com/


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When people like her started showing up on the Crossfit forums, you know which way the wind was blowing.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote: Looks like there may be some structural issues in that house. The floor is slanting and buckled. Hopefully just a new sub-floor and a tile redo will suffice instead of rejoisting that side of the house.

Now that you're the first one who'll draw fire for making a gay sounding comment about the background of ANYC's shots, I gotta ask: Is B-Boi unwell? He's looking awfully drawn and sallow. If he's seriously got a life threatening illness he has my sympathies.
Holy shit, that was BBoi? I was going to ask who the geezer was.
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Can anyone post these emaciated photos of b-boi? I renounced fuckbook a long time ago so I'm missing out. TIA.

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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Can anyone post these emaciated photos of b-boi? I renounced fuckbook a long time ago so I'm missing out. TIA.
Well,unless B-Boi grew a long pony tail, I doubt this is him

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On to more important matters, WildGorillaMedia and TEAM GORILLA has a barnburner of a Friday update cooking. Here's a little preview:
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Is that that fat broad Eileen and her fake tits?

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Srsly?
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Is that that fat broad Eileen and her fake tits?

easy there rebel, i don't make fun of you for craving cock now do i?
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Nope.
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Shit, I had not considered the bathroom/pissing fetish until now.

When all is said and done, Couch's greatest accomplishment will be giving Barky to the world. Thanks, Couch. :drinkers:

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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Is that that fat broad Eileen and her fake tits?

easy there rebel, i don't make fun of you for craving cock now do i?
I don't know what you do in your free time, but if that turns you on go for it.

I wasn't making fun of that fat pig, just saying she has giant fake tits - that pic may not even be her. Unless she is you.... then come clean about your breast implants.


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Jez, that pic makes me wish I was on a MTB coming the other way.

YesIHaveBalls, despite the quality thickness displayed on your avatar, your preoccupation with structural issues (with Barky on the toilet) and your disdain for Eileen's ripe, meaty inner thighs has me concerned. Are you going to start chumming up with Rant and posting pics of dudes?

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