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=D>
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I'd like to add this, since I know Shoreline's reading: Get your fucking elbows up!
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Perhaps they could use this transformation as a bit of ad copy for the gaymes. Go from this

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using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.

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Who's going to the ENDURANCE WAR CAMP?


http://shop.crossfitendurance.com/produ ... e-war-camp

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Did you see the cycling kit?

Gloves and lube. And, of course, the T-shirt, "I is unscared of anal rape."
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EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They're ready for WARRRRRR


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kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They're ready for WARRRRRR
Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war with those two uberbadasses?
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Grim Hamundarson wrote:
kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They're ready for WARRRRRR
Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war with those two uberbadasses?
To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.
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True.
It's the facial expressions that give rise to mild violent urges in me, though.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.
you fairweather faggot

*edit: that photo is begging for photoshopped text bubbles....
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protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.
you fairweather faggot

*edit: that photo is begging for photoshopped text bubbles....
I'm just saying if we didn't know these douchenozzles it would be equally believable that they're random ex-mil guys working as LEO trainers for H&K or Sig Sauer.

2nd on the text bubbles though.
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Cower mortals, elite fitness has been redefined:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8gAV1rvIpU[/youtube]
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm just saying if we didn't know these douchenozzles it would be equally believable that they're random ex-mil guys working as LEO trainers for H&K or Sig Sauer.
Bullshit. They look like they're happiest swimming through a bag of dicks. Not warfighting.
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true knowledge...ink is not related to either baddassery or douchebaggery. it's ink. every SF guy above Ranger I've known was inkless, in fact one friend in particular had his Sua Sponte tag painfully removed.

but if Ink is the determinant factor for any of you, go hence and underestimate. i love it when people do that.
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kreator wrote:Who's going to the ENDURANCE WAR CAMP?


http://shop.crossfitendurance.com/produ ... e-war-camp
Ahem. There is an estimated 10 hours of didactic stuff in that 2.5 day camp. The rest is eating and workouts.

That's a lot of money to pay for four workouts...actual exercise time allotted: 12 hours.

Funny how they give 3 hours to a "Run or Ride" workout. Sounds LSD-ish... :-#

A slow plod could do, say, 13 miles in 3 hours???

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I bet those hair helmets could take at least a shot with an aluminum bat.

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Grim Hamundarson wrote:
kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They're ready for WARRRRRR
Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war against those two uberbadasses?

Fixed.
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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Perhaps they could use this transformation as a bit of ad copy for the gaymes. Go from this

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to this

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using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:true knowledge...ink is not related to either baddassery or douchebaggery. it's ink. every SF guy above Ranger I've known was inkless, in fact one friend in particular had his Sua Sponte tag painfully removed.

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Not anymore, unfortunately. Lots of ink in the youngest generation of SF (by that I mean US Army Special Forces, rather than the all inclusive SOF), including plenty of sleeves. There was a time when folks avoiding getting tattoos. Some still do, but not like before.

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Sweet Tapdancing Gorilla Christ, @fit boxes are going to start installing pole dancing poles in their boxes and all you guys want to talk about is a couple of mooks whose gimmick is that they pretend to be endurance athletes. What's the matter with you?
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WTF? Jump any higher with that rope and you might be able to dunk a basketball.

@Fit; Ruining exercises even done by 5 year old girls :finga:
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Crust Bucket wrote:WTF? Jump any higher with that rope and you might be able to dunk a basketball.

@Fit; Ruining exercises even done by 5 year old girls :finga:
Don't you know he's doing double unders because he's ELEET!?
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