
The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Post by JohnnyBadAss »
Is that the Plumey chick? She looks awful, compared to that cute piece of ass she used to be.WildGorillaMan wrote:I'd like to add this, since I know Shoreline's reading: Get your fucking elbows up!
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Yes, I'm drunk »
Perhaps they could use this transformation as a bit of ad copy for the gaymes. Go from this

to this

using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.
to this
using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.
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Re: The couch thread
Did you see the cycling kit?
Gloves and lube. And, of course, the T-shirt, "I is unscared of anal rape."
Gloves and lube. And, of course, the T-shirt, "I is unscared of anal rape."
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Post by The Ginger Beard Man »
Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war with those two uberbadasses?kreator wrote:protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're ready for WARRRRRR
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Jezzy Bell wrote:Use a fucking barbell, pansy.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.Grim Hamundarson wrote:Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war with those two uberbadasses?kreator wrote:protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're ready for WARRRRRR
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Re: The couch thread
Post by The Ginger Beard Man »
True.
It's the facial expressions that give rise to mild violent urges in me, though.
It's the facial expressions that give rise to mild violent urges in me, though.
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Re: The couch thread
you fairweather faggotWildGorillaMan wrote:To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.
*edit: that photo is begging for photoshopped text bubbles....
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
I'm just saying if we didn't know these douchenozzles it would be equally believable that they're random ex-mil guys working as LEO trainers for H&K or Sig Sauer.protobuilder wrote:you fairweather faggotWildGorillaMan wrote:To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.
*edit: that photo is begging for photoshopped text bubbles....
2nd on the text bubbles though.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
Cower mortals, elite fitness has been redefined:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8gAV1rvIpU[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8gAV1rvIpU[/youtube]
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Bullshit. They look like they're happiest swimming through a bag of dicks. Not warfighting.WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm just saying if we didn't know these douchenozzles it would be equally believable that they're random ex-mil guys working as LEO trainers for H&K or Sig Sauer.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Blaidd Drwg »
true knowledge...ink is not related to either baddassery or douchebaggery. it's ink. every SF guy above Ranger I've known was inkless, in fact one friend in particular had his Sua Sponte tag painfully removed.
but if Ink is the determinant factor for any of you, go hence and underestimate. i love it when people do that.
but if Ink is the determinant factor for any of you, go hence and underestimate. i love it when people do that.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Mountebank »
Ahem. There is an estimated 10 hours of didactic stuff in that 2.5 day camp. The rest is eating and workouts.kreator wrote:Who's going to the ENDURANCE WAR CAMP?
http://shop.crossfitendurance.com/produ ... e-war-camp
That's a lot of money to pay for four workouts...actual exercise time allotted: 12 hours.
Funny how they give 3 hours to a "Run or Ride" workout. Sounds LSD-ish...

A slow plod could do, say, 13 miles in 3 hours???
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Shafpocalypse Now »
I bet those hair helmets could take at least a shot with an aluminum bat.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Cave Canem »
Grim Hamundarson wrote:Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war against those two uberbadasses?kreator wrote:protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're ready for WARRRRRR
Fixed.
Tantum validus superstes
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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Perhaps they could use this transformation as a bit of ad copy for the gaymes. Go from this
to this
using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.
ultracool wrote:Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:19 am I predict that Crossfit will become the preferred weapon of discerning exercise bulimics.
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Re: The couch thread
Charismatic megafauna wrote:true knowledge...ink is not related to either baddassery or douchebaggery. it's ink. every SF guy above Ranger I've known was inkless, in fact one friend in particular had his Sua Sponte tag painfully removed.
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Not anymore, unfortunately. Lots of ink in the youngest generation of SF (by that I mean US Army Special Forces, rather than the all inclusive SOF), including plenty of sleeves. There was a time when folks avoiding getting tattoos. Some still do, but not like before.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
Sweet Tapdancing Gorilla Christ, @fit boxes are going to start installing pole dancing poles in their boxes and all you guys want to talk about is a couple of mooks whose gimmick is that they pretend to be endurance athletes. What's the matter with you?
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Crust Bucket »
WTF? Jump any higher with that rope and you might be able to dunk a basketball.
@Fit; Ruining exercises even done by 5 year old girls
@Fit; Ruining exercises even done by 5 year old girls

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Don't you know he's doing double unders because he's ELEET!?Crust Bucket wrote:WTF? Jump any higher with that rope and you might be able to dunk a basketball.
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