The couch thread

[Stillwater]

Which porn flick ist that from?

http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=217521

[CFB]

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ession.wmv

I too CrossFitted throughout my pregnancy and appreciate seeing your level of determination to stay fit and healthy during pregnancy.

In related news....

Cortisol great for the fetus!

CrossFit - Forging Delayed Cognitive Development

[syaigh]

Few things piss me off more than putting your baby at unnecessary risk for personal glory. Not just cfers do this, but marathoners, tri-athletes, etc. As if they need to prove they can be awesome while pregnant. Guess what ladies? Being pregnant is about all the awesome you will ever need. Kind of hard to top growing a whole new person inside you. Sheesh.

[Mountebank]

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ession.wmv

I too CrossFitted throughout my pregnancy and appreciate seeing your level of determination to stay fit and healthy during pregnancy.

In related news....

Cortisol great for the fetus!

CrossFit - Forging Delayed Cognitive Development

If the fetus actually makes it out...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,298227,00.html

New research shows that women who exercise intensively during their first trimester of pregnancy are 3.7 times more likely to miscarry than pregnant women who don't break a sweat, according to a report from the French news agency, AFP.

Then they can try to drop a barbell on it in new and different ways.

[Gin Master]

CrossFit is rather nebulous. And as such, rather annoying. But, a lot of people have gotten off their dead asses and started training.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Intro, bitch.

[Gin Master]

Few things piss me off more than putting your baby at unnecessary risk for personal glory. Not just cfers do this, but marathoners, tri-athletes, etc. As if they need to prove they can be awesome while pregnant. Guess what ladies? Being pregnant is about all the awesome you will ever need. Kind of hard to top growing a whole new person inside you. Sheesh.

Babies, fetuses, families, jobs...they are mere props to the dedicated @Fer. If you are a hardcore @Fer, it's about you and only you.

[WildGorillaMan]

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[Dan Martin]

CrossFit is rather nebulous. And as such, rather annoying. But, a lot of people have gotten off their dead asses and started training.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Intro, bitch.

Ah.....Blow me for $200 Alex.

[jgmack]

Dan Martin trains crossfit with that other Dan. Many firefighers are crossfitters.

[Gin Master]

Remember BMAC's "CrossFit Sports Series?"

Don't let the name fool you—
the 5K Running event is more than a job around the park. The CrossFit Sports Series 5K race series is the richest 5K series in the world with $30,000 in prize money up for grabs at every race.

ORLY?

About CrossFit Sports Series
The CrossFit Sport Series is an exciting new CrossFit event series aimed at taking CrossFitters out of their comfort zones and putting their skills to the test outside the box - literally. Trying your hand at new sports is written into our definition of fitness. The CFSS is helping CrossFitters and other communities to get out and use the capacities that we work so hard to attain. Not to mention that any time the CrossFit Community gets together, it's a guaranteed good time.

What naturally follows when BMAC is involved?

CrossFit Sports Series 5K - Chicago
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Lincoln Park - Diversy Harbor
Chicago, Illinois
United States
sportsseries@crossfit.com
Email Organizer
Thank you for checking out the CFSS 5K in Chicago. Unfortunately this event has been cancelled. Please email sportsseries@crossfit.com with any questions. For those who registered, your registration fee will be refunded.

http://www.regonline.com/register/check ... tid=984155

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Of the five events listed:
Atlanta- **PLEASE NOTE THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS CHANGED TO NOV. 19**
Chicago- DNF
Seattle- DNF
San Fran-**PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EVENT DATE IS NOT SET - IT WILL HAPPEN IN APRIL OR MAY 2012**
San Diego- **PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EVENT DATE IS NOT SET - IT WILL HAPPEN IN MARCH OR APRIL 2012**

http://www.facebook.com/CrossFitSportsS ... 1752494902

[Mountebank]

Remember BMAC's "CrossFit Sports Series?"

Don't let the name fool you—
the 5K Running event is more than a job around the park. The CrossFit Sports Series 5K race series is the richest 5K series in the world with $30,000 in prize money up for grabs at every race.

ORLY?

About CrossFit Sports Series
The CrossFit Sport Series is an exciting new CrossFit event series aimed at taking CrossFitters out of their comfort zones and putting their skills to the test outside the box - literally. Trying your hand at new sports is written into our definition of fitness. The CFSS is helping CrossFitters and other communities to get out and use the capacities that we work so hard to attain. Not to mention that any time the CrossFit Community gets together, it's a guaranteed good time.

What naturally follows when BMAC is involved?

CrossFit Sports Series 5K - Chicago
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Lincoln Park - Diversy Harbor
Chicago, Illinois
United States
sportsseries@crossfit.com
Email Organizer
Thank you for checking out the CFSS 5K in Chicago. Unfortunately this event has been cancelled. Please email sportsseries@crossfit.com with any questions. For those who registered, your registration fee will be refunded.

http://www.regonline.com/register/check ... tid=984155

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Of the five events listed:
Atlanta- **PLEASE NOTE THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS CHANGED TO NOV. 19**
Chicago- DNF
Seattle- DNF
San Fran-**PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EVENT DATE IS NOT SET - IT WILL HAPPEN IN APRIL OR MAY 2012**
San Diego- **PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EVENT DATE IS NOT SET - IT WILL HAPPEN IN MARCH OR APRIL 2012**

http://www.facebook.com/CrossFitSportsS ... 1752494902

Excellent research.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

How much more of a joke can he become? I'm saying he's just getting warmed up.

[raptor]

Which porn flick ist that from?

http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=217521

Thx

[Gin Master]

How much more of a joke can he become? I'm saying he's just getting warmed up.

WRT @F, I feel like I have just taken the red pill and had my eyes opened to the astounding levels of faggotry that people are capable of. A few short weeks ago, I would have laughed in your face if you told me there would be a softball throw in the Gaymes. But it happened...for some, at least. Then Miko got by lion fish. Or sea wasp. Or whatever. Then Joan of Arc defended the baby picture. And Budding aka Lennie from "Of Mice and Men" talked about not sanitizing reality. And now BMAC is a fucking Navy SEAL.

So I have to agree with you. We've only seen the beginning.

[Gin Master]

Excellent research.

CJKim posted about the Chicago abortion. I just followed up on the rest.

[WildGorillaMan]

How much more of a joke can he become? I'm saying he's just getting warmed up.

WRT @F, I feel like I have just taken the red pill and had my eyes opened to the astounding levels of faggotry that people are capable of. A few short weeks ago, I would have laughed in your face if you told me there would be a softball throw in the Gaymes. But it happened...for some, at least. Then Miko got by lion fish. Or sea wasp. Or whatever. Then Joan of Arc defended the baby picture. And Budding aka Lennie from "Of Mice and Men" talked about not sanitizing reality. And now BMAC is a fucking Navy SEAL.

So I have to agree with you. We've only seen the beginning.

Fasten your fucking seatbelts, the ride has only just begun.

[TerryB]

'allo luvlies!

[dead man walking]

Guess what ladies? Being pregnant is about all the awesome you will ever need. Kind of hard to top growing a whole new person inside you. Sheesh.

with 6.7 billion people in the world, how hard is it for a bitch to bake a new person?

[friedquads]

Excellent research.

CJKim posted about the Chicago abortion. I just followed up on the rest.

He must have scrubbed the Seattle event after finding out I found a few ringers to steal that prize money.

[WildGorillaMan]

Excellent research.

CJKim posted about the Chicago abortion. I just followed up on the rest.

He must have scrubbed the Seattle event after finding out I found a few ringers to steal that prize money.

Well, either that or BMack never made it to the bank in time to cash the cheques.

[WildGorillaMan]

It really is like shooting fish in a barrel some days.

[syaigh]

Guess what ladies? Being pregnant is about all the awesome you will ever need. Kind of hard to top growing a whole new person inside you. Sheesh.

with 6.7 billion people in the world, how hard is it for a bitch to bake a new person?

Well then, why don't you try it? Bitch.

[tzg]

I'm going to avoid making a pregnancy DNF joke because that sort of thing isn't actually funny at all.

[dead man walking]

Guess what ladies? Being pregnant is about all the awesome you will ever need. Kind of hard to top growing a whole new person inside you. Sheesh.

with 6.7 billion people in the world, how hard is it for a bitch to bake a new person?

Well then, why don't you try it? Bitch.

i'm no schwarzenegger.

[Protobuilder]

'allo luvlies!

Tubby isn't ever gonna reach that bar.