The couch thread

Topics without replies are pruned every 365 days. Not moderated.

Moderator: Dux

User avatar

WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

A baseball and a baby. Game. Set. Match.

Image
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.


TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

thats hot

but the lady in back is not amused
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image

User avatar

powerlifter54
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:46 pm
Location: TX

Re: The couch thread

Post by powerlifter54 »

Image
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex

User avatar

Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

Not much on the hate meter, but there is some more open questioning of @fit methodology on the message boards:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=69917

User avatar

Cave Canem
Top
Posts: 1389
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:24 pm
Location: Somebody's dog house somewhere.

Re: The couch thread

Post by Cave Canem »

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Not much on the hate meter, but there is some more open questioning of @fit methodology on the message boards:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=69917
The mods over there are off their game. That should have been moved to the bucket by now and locked. Maybe they shoved off early for the holiday weekend.
Tantum validus superstes


davidc
Sgt. Major
Posts: 4038
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:18 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by davidc »

Ed Zachary wrote:Image
Hahahaha
Still no response from HQ about endangering this baby.
I think the only way to make the safety point resonate is to have Couch pretend the baby in the carrier was a bottle of gin.

User avatar

powerlifter54
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:46 pm
Location: TX

Re: The couch thread

Post by powerlifter54 »

Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex

User avatar

WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

User avatar

tough old man
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7549
Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:43 pm
Location: Hell

Re: The couch thread

Post by tough old man »

34 people X $150 a month X 12 months =$57,600. Unless its a cert! 34 bodies X $1000 X 1 day =$34,000
"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury


"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."

User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: The couch thread

Post by Crust Bucket »

Besides the smell of douche, it looks like a bunch of Abercrombie and Fitch catalog rejects.
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

Bony Pudding on Twitter wrote:Ever notice the majority of life's little annoyances just go away on their own if ignored?
They don't go away, they just get bitter and stoke their hate fire once they see @FHQ for what they really are...

User avatar

lesser_rebelangel
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 314
Joined: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:37 pm
Location: at the intersection of undertraining & overthinking

Re: The couch thread

Post by lesser_rebelangel »

Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
Last edited by lesser_rebelangel on Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:56 am, edited 2 times in total.
"It stinks like sex in here."

User avatar

Holeyfraggaroley
Gunny
Posts: 662
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:38 pm
Location: In my wifes purse looking for my nuts

Re: The couch thread

Post by Holeyfraggaroley »

WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.

User avatar

Fuzzy Dunlop
Top
Posts: 2090
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:38 pm
Location: Hub

Re: The couch thread

Post by Fuzzy Dunlop »

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.
That dude in the pink Inzer shirt on the right side is fuckin swole yo!
Ed Zachary wrote:Best meat rub ever is Jergen's.

User avatar

Fuzzy Dunlop
Top
Posts: 2090
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:38 pm
Location: Hub

Re: The couch thread

Post by Fuzzy Dunlop »

moar!

Image
Ed Zachary wrote:Best meat rub ever is Jergen's.

User avatar

The Nightman
Top
Posts: 2133
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:14 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by The Nightman »

tough old man wrote:34 people X $150 a month X 12 months =$57,600.
Not defending them, but this is not enough to even keep your doors open. It looks good on paper, until expenses factor in. Trust me.

User avatar

Cave Canem
Top
Posts: 1389
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:24 pm
Location: Somebody's dog house somewhere.

Re: The couch thread

Post by Cave Canem »

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.
Could be. If that's who I think it is genuflecting on the right, then this is @fit Milford in Ct.
Tantum validus superstes


davidc
Sgt. Major
Posts: 4038
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:18 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by davidc »

coop wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.
That dude in the pink Inzer shirt on the right side is fuckin swole yo!
Are you sure that's a dude?

User avatar

Holland Oates
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 14137
Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:32 am
Location: GAWD'S Country
Contact:

Re: The couch thread

Post by Holland Oates »

davidc wrote:
coop wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.
That dude in the pink Inzer shirt on the right side is fuckin swole yo!
Are you sure that's a dude?
LOL

If ain't a dude it will be after another month or two of anabolics.

And not to gang up on WGM but Tamara is bad but it took everything in my power not to flame that cunt theCoug on one his posts on facebook. She is such a stupid fucking self important cunt.
Southern Hospitality Is Aggressive Hospitality


davidc
Sgt. Major
Posts: 4038
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:18 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by davidc »

CF rules of thumb:

If the CF-ter looks like an anorexic endurance athlete, its a dude.

If the CF-ter looks kinda swole, its not a dude. Yet.

If the CF-ter looks like a woman, she's pregnant, and "scaling" her workouts and eating non-Paleo.

Not 100%, but pretty good rules of thumb.


Yes, I'm drunk
Top
Posts: 2194
Joined: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:57 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes, I'm drunk »

WildGorillaMan wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/007852.html

Image

I feel like Lisbeth is trying to provoke me, but really, these days there's AT LEAST one topless back shot in every Friday update, sometimes more.

If I up the ante, and go full-frontal, will that force Darsh's hand to do the same on Mainpage?
Your parents must be really proud of you, what with being a pornographer of sorts. That's a bone-fide lynch-pin career right there......

User avatar

Jay
Top
Posts: 1908
Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:44 pm
Location: Tornado Alley

Re: The couch thread

Post by Jay »

fuck it, I deleted it... its worthless to give a fuck

User avatar

Hymen Asshole
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 371
Joined: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:21 am
Location: down the trailer park

Re: The couch thread

Post by Hymen Asshole »

that post was awfully unlike you Jay

User avatar

powerlifter54
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:46 pm
Location: TX

Re: The couch thread

Post by powerlifter54 »

davidc wrote:
coop wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.
That dude in the pink Inzer shirt on the right side is fuckin swole yo!
Are you sure that's a dude?

Laura Phelps-Sweat. SQ 745@165. You pick the price you pay sometimes. More power to her...
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex


TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

And I guarantee that gal is more accomplished in strength sports and outbenches and outsquats about 95% of the men in this thread, rawdiggitydog if that's your style too.

I LOVE the irony of all those twats standing around her underneath that banner. Zero substance, those faggots.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image

Post Reply