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And by appearances, consists of only about 5 of those dip shits as well. Not worth more than about 0.2 seconds of time to discuss. If that.
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Nice paraphrase.WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!
Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.
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I actually got some LOLZ out of the site. They have some insight obviously.And by appearances, consists of only about 5 of those dip shits as well. Not worth more than about 0.2 seconds of time to discuss. If that.
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It's because they are closer to ground zero than we are. Cali is the hotspot of @F douchbaggery...it's only appropriate those hipster douches are right in the middle of it.
Someone PMed me telling me who Magnoliafan was...I hadn't ever heard the name, but a google brings up a few pics. LULZ. Way to be awesome at fitness, buddy.
Someone PMed me telling me who Magnoliafan was...I hadn't ever heard the name, but a google brings up a few pics. LULZ. Way to be awesome at fitness, buddy.
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I get the feeling that they are all like that faggot drywall. Talking shit about @fit but still doing it.
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Maybe we can send them all the butthurt ex@fitter and liven the place up.
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I just spent an hour here Grim. Sent a donation and ordered a kit. Touching.
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I'll answer this here, since I've already had a fuckload of PMs. I am not going to out magnoliafan, so don't bother asking.
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Behind the Kool-Aid shield.dead man walking wrote:omerta
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da ex looking sharp
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Shit, out that "guy". This place could use some more hate.Shafman wrote:It's because they are closer to ground zero than we are. Cali is the hotspot of @F douchbaggery...it's only appropriate those hipster douches are right in the middle of it.
Someone PMed me telling me who Magnoliafan was...I hadn't ever heard the name, but a google brings up a few pics. LULZ. Way to be awesome at fitness, buddy.
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looks like lauren doing some webcam shows to make a little extra dollaz.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Wait till R@nt discovers it...Ed Zachary wrote:That's a whole lot of stupid faggot right there.WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!
http://www.thecouchthread.com/
A board for bitching that's bitching about a board for bitching. How clever. Very pataphysical of them. Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.
E for Effort, though.
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@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
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@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
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Has got to be the lamest forum. Ever. A forum by losers for losers. Or, as they like to be called, elite.WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!
http://www.thecouchthread.com/
A board for bitching that's bitching about a board for bitching. How clever. Very pataphysical of them. Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.
E for Effort, though.
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I wonder if that's his real adress. If so, I can see his house on Street View...Shafman wrote:They must be bored in Brea, eh?
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Oh that would be hilarious to see Rant and his many personalities invade that place. Unless most of those guys are actually Rant and he's talking to himself again.Freki wrote:Wait till R@nt discovers it...Ed Zachary wrote:That's a whole lot of stupid faggot right there.WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!
http://www.thecouchthread.com/
A board for bitching that's bitching about a board for bitching. How clever. Very pataphysical of them. Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.
E for Effort, though.
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NY Times wrote:GYM JONES, of course, is not the only fitness business thriving on tough love. From the boot camp programs that have become trendy in big cities to the screeching trainers on “The Biggest Loser” to CrossFit, a chain that has gained attention for promoting risky exercise, Americans seem to want their workouts served with hiss and spit.
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Gotta find new shit man, that is from fucking 2005.Captain Quack wrote:NY Times wrote:GYM JONES, of course, is not the only fitness business thriving on tough love. From the boot camp programs that have become trendy in big cities to the screeching trainers on “The Biggest Loser” to CrossFit, a chain that has gained attention for promoting risky exercise, Americans seem to want their workouts served with hiss and spit.
Is the hate that intense that people just recycle over and over?
Let's focus on the NOW people.
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Let's dedicate the NEXT 10 pages to BMacnCheezy.
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That depends, what has he not done recently?protobuilder wrote:Let's dedicate the NEXT 10 pages to BMacnCheezy.
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protobuilder wrote:Let's dedicate the NEXT 10 pages to BMacnCheezy.
Yeah but we would run out of material in less then 5 pages...
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Dr. Quackenheimer forgot to link to this story:Jay wrote:Gotta find new shit man, that is from fucking 2005.Captain Quack wrote:NY Times wrote:GYM JONES, of course, is not the only fitness business thriving on tough love. From the boot camp programs that have become trendy in big cities to the screeching trainers on “The Biggest Loser” to CrossFit, a chain that has gained attention for promoting risky exercise, Americans seem to want their workouts served with hiss and spit.
Is the hate that intense that people just recycle over and over?
Let's focus on the NOW people.
http://mobile.nytimes.com/article;jsess ... gle=1&f=35
Which, while it is a paen to Gym Jones manages to work in the quick swipe at @fit into the story, bolded in the quote above.