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Jay wrote:Yea, let's face it and admit it, its pretty much over for @fit haters, it all just sounds like shit anymore from any of us, me included.

They are getting on yahoo.com, self magazine, ESPN, etc... for all of HQ's shenanigans and idiocy, they won and the haters have lost.

Now we can continue to hate and ridicule all we want but nobody listens except for us.

They are still idiots, douches and jokes to real training but that is what the public wants and what sells.

@fit is like Jillian Michaels and Bob Harper and they will never admit that.

For all the time wasted on this thread by all of us posting our hate, anger, laughter and disgust hundreds of boxes opened up, millions of dollars were made off certs and media exposure increased exponentially.

Yea, we didn't make a difference whatsoever, we are just people yelling in an empty room.

We see things differently.

They started this thing off as some fitness revolution, designed to create firebreathing athletes that were fitter and more elite than marathon runners and football players. They sought out to destroy the notion of the "globogym" and to revamp the way people ate.

It's turned into some fad fitness program that shows up in Mens' and Womens' health magazines demonstrated by air-brushed fitness models, on celebrities' twitter pages, and on ESPN2. There is One True Fad diet that goes along with it, which is also appearing in Mens and Womens' health mags.

If that's what they want to be, then fine, they got that. But it's still no more of a viable tool for a competitive athlete than when it started, and most athletes recognize this.

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Some good points, but it's just tiresome to carry on.

People gonna @F. People gonna get fucked up. I guess if you can save someone from that, it's worth it, but my efforts have been targeted locally at damage control and avoiding stupid programming.

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Ed Zachary wrote:Image
Hahahaha

This is why we continue the couch thread.
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AAAAAAND...just like that, you've got the words "@fit" and "Steroid Indictment" coming together in the same news story.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/15532642/loc ... r-indicted

http://www.crossfiton18th.com/scott-lofquist/
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WildGorillaMan wrote:AAAAAAND...just like that, you've got the words "@fit" and "Steroid Indictment" coming together in the same news story.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/15532642/loc ... r-indicted

http://www.crossfiton18th.com/scott-lofquist/
please, man, you know how the googles work, you need to say "CrossFit Steroid Indictment". Googles are not smarts enough to translate @Fit to CrossFit. CrossFit Steroids. CrossFit Steroids. CrossFit Steroids.

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I don't look at the Couch thread as an attempt to tear down @fit. It's just like reading a gossip rag. I dig the train wreck shit that happens and reading the sheeps' defense.
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Jay wrote:
Yea, we didn't make a difference whatsoever, we are just people yelling in an empty room.
Bingo.

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The Beer Jew wrote:
Jay wrote:
Yea, we didn't make a difference whatsoever, we are just people yelling in an empty room.
Bingo.
Leave him out of this. He hasn't done anything wrong.

And I'm with EZ. This isn't a counter revolution, it's the Weekly World News of @fit, and babysquatter is our BatBoy.

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Caught the x-fit games on ESPN. Not bad, I still like Ninja Warrior better.

The "Ring" is a thrower's forum. Some folks had seen the games on TV and thought it would be fun to try it. Posts for and against x-fit followed. I tried about five times to post something, but kept deleting it. I was shocked to find that I really don't care.

I do want more gossip and stupid pet trick videos. The hate, the three people who post still have it.
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WGM, face it... you care because THAT is your target market, you were born from these pages of IGX and you created a cult following with what you have. If you stopped giving a shit, WGM as we know it ceases to exist, so you have an ulterior movie.

I honestly stopped caring, a lot of us have as well. People may love to make fun of them and all that but its old and it gets to a point when it just reeks of blind hate and stupidity. We all know people like Mackensie are a joke, Glassman is a jackass and his personal saga of women and booze is worthy of poking fun at, but nobody cares.

And as far as the roids and @fit is concerned, who the fuck cares. I take shit and openly admit that and I am sure a plethora of @fitters have and do as well. Steroids and strength sports are as synonymous as peanut butter and chocolate, so who cares that a @fit trainer got busted... so did Ryan Kennelly and nobody here bats an eye.

I'm heading to the gym to lift, get stronger, compete and put the hate behind me, in every way. Why waste my precious time, energy and resources with so much stupid shit?

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Shafman wrote:Some good points, but it's just tiresome to carry on.

People gonna @F. People gonna get fucked up. I guess if you can save someone from that, it's worth it, but my efforts have been targeted locally at damage control and avoiding stupid programming.
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Ed Zachary wrote:I don't look at the Couch thread as an attempt to tear down @fit. It's just like reading a gossip rag. I dig the train wreck shit that happens and reading the sheeps' defense.
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Herv100 wrote:Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Henry Rollins
Dude, I don't give a fuck what you think.

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kreator wrote:
Jay wrote:Yea, let's face it and admit it, its pretty much over for @fit haters, it all just sounds like shit anymore from any of us, me included.

They are getting on yahoo.com, self magazine, ESPN, etc... for all of HQ's shenanigans and idiocy, they won and the haters have lost.

Now we can continue to hate and ridicule all we want but nobody listens except for us.

They are still idiots, douches and jokes to real training but that is what the public wants and what sells.

@fit is like Jillian Michaels and Bob Harper and they will never admit that.

For all the time wasted on this thread by all of us posting our hate, anger, laughter and disgust hundreds of boxes opened up, millions of dollars were made off certs and media exposure increased exponentially.

Yea, we didn't make a difference whatsoever, we are just people yelling in an empty room.

We see things differently.

They started this thing off as some fitness revolution, designed to create firebreathing athletes that were fitter and more elite than marathon runners and football players. They sought out to destroy the notion of the "globogym" and to revamp the way people ate.

It's turned into some fad fitness program that shows up in Mens' and Womens' health magazines demonstrated by air-brushed fitness models, on celebrities' twitter pages, and on ESPN2. There is One True Fad diet that goes along with it, which is also appearing in Mens and Womens' health mags.

If that's what they want to be, then fine, they got that. But it's still no more of a viable tool for a competitive athlete than when it started, and most athletes recognize this.
Its not a viable tool but its taking over fitness in a way. Its all over the place now and its only going to get bigger.

I want nothing to do with @fit, I don't like the elitist shit some of them preach, the cult-like behaviour and the hypocrisy of the "leaders" but its here to stay.

For every 5 people that leave it, 25 more go in. Its madness.

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Jay wrote:
kreator wrote:
Jay wrote:Yea, let's face it and admit it, its pretty much over for @fit haters, it all just sounds like shit anymore from any of us, me included.

They are getting on yahoo.com, self magazine, ESPN, etc... for all of HQ's shenanigans and idiocy, they won and the haters have lost.

Now we can continue to hate and ridicule all we want but nobody listens except for us.

They are still idiots, douches and jokes to real training but that is what the public wants and what sells.

@fit is like Jillian Michaels and Bob Harper and they will never admit that.

For all the time wasted on this thread by all of us posting our hate, anger, laughter and disgust hundreds of boxes opened up, millions of dollars were made off certs and media exposure increased exponentially.

Yea, we didn't make a difference whatsoever, we are just people yelling in an empty room.

We see things differently.

They started this thing off as some fitness revolution, designed to create firebreathing athletes that were fitter and more elite than marathon runners and football players. They sought out to destroy the notion of the "globogym" and to revamp the way people ate.

It's turned into some fad fitness program that shows up in Mens' and Womens' health magazines demonstrated by air-brushed fitness models, on celebrities' twitter pages, and on ESPN2. There is One True Fad diet that goes along with it, which is also appearing in Mens and Womens' health mags.

If that's what they want to be, then fine, they got that. But it's still no more of a viable tool for a competitive athlete than when it started, and most athletes recognize this.
Its not a viable tool but its taking over fitness in a way. Its all over the place now and its only going to get bigger.

I want nothing to do with @fit, I don't like the elitist shit some of them preach, the cult-like behaviour and the hypocrisy of the "leaders" but its here to stay.

For every 5 people that leave it, 25 more go in. Its madness.
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Fuck yeah. There's two things I come to the Internet for: Hotties and Lulz, and @fit just keeps delivering on both counts.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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I love @fit. I saw several @fitters at the Warrior Dash this weekend. They were either skinny beanpoles or tubby wannabes. I could kill and eat about 90% of them. So please e'ry one take up @fit.


On a sidenote it was kind of sad to see so many fit people unprepared for running on trails. My Amazon was in horrible shape and we passed a lot of skinny mofos.

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Ed Zachary wrote:On a sidenote it was kind of sad to see so many fit people unprepared for running on trails. My Amazon was in horrible shape and we passed a lot of skinny mofos.
You mean ten minute time trials on the mean streets of Newport Beach don't make you ready to run 10 times that length in a bunch of mud?

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I watched the WD and it was hilarious on how the obstacles completely fucked up some folks....people were staggering off them.

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Shafman wrote:I watched the WD and it was hilarious on how the obstacles completely fucked up some folks....people were staggering off them.
Hell my wife is in horrible shape and she got over every obstacle with no help. Some people are just sad.

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kreator wrote:
You mean ten minute time trials on the mean streets of Newport Beach don't make you ready to run 10 times that length in a bunch of mud?
It was the climbs and lack trail experience that hurt a lot of guys that were in shape. You can't run up a near vertical trail 2 miles in and not expect to suffer, especially if you've spent all your training time on the street, track, or treadmill.

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My athletic injuries teacher was telling the class about a friend of hers that was convinced to go to a crossfit gym. The first workout she did was just what everyone else did despite being severly deconditioned. She was so sore she ended up falling down a set of stairs and was in pretty rough shape from it.

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I started Crossfit in January of 2011 as a New Year's resolution to do something about my deteriorating physical condition. On January 1, 2011 I weighed in at 5'8", 203lbs and 34% body fat
At the end of June, 2011 I weighed in at 5'8", 158 lbs and 18% body fat. I'd lost 42 pounds, 16% of body fat and my wife sincerely asked me if I was doing steroids.
There still is a healthy HEALTHY dose of myopic self-image though...

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=70471

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