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tough old man wrote:
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I started Crossfit in January of 2011 as a New Year's resolution to do something about my deteriorating physical condition. On January 1, 2011 I weighed in at 5'8", 203lbs and 34% body fat


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At the end of June, 2011 I weighed in at 5'8", 158 lbs and 18% body fat. I'd lost 42 pounds, 16% of body fat and my wife sincerely asked me if I was doing steroids.
This guy has probably made a bigger physical change than most of us. He got off the couch and did something positive WRT his health. He's no doubt burned out and needs a new direction to get stronger but he can do it I bet. He already did the hard stuff.

He lost more weight than all of the combined IGx fat boys and girls hanging out in the Igx training forum weight loss thread.
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What was the time on the 1/2?
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Ed Zachary wrote:What was the time on the 1/2?

Yeah but i think he set out to run the whole thing...
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So it's becoming ever more the case that high level @fitters in the know who are in good with HQ are giving me info to disseminate on the couch thread because they want to fuck with @fit but don't want to show their hand.

If this keeps up I'm going to start charging for the service.

The story (short version): ANYC and Bboi have pulled up stakes and moved to New York. They left Obsession in the lurch and now their trainers (and a few clients) are all scrambling to open their own Vagina Beach affiliates and fight over the old Obsession clientele. I'm told that ANYC sold all her equipment (which rumor has it couch gave her for free) to one of her old trainers, who is endeavoring to continue operating as @fit Obsession.

It's all so dramatic.
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Hey WGM,
This was in the Daily News in case you need ammo about PETA and their current level of classy.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... g_fre.html
Enjoy looking at PETA ads that show lots of skin from sexy celebs?

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A planned advertisement from the animal-rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals that implies a shark-attack victim deserved his injuries has had the effect of chum in the water for the group's critics.

The proposed billboard features a great white shark biting into a severed human leg, with the jarring slogan, "PAYBACK IS HELL. GO VEGAN."

But there is a catch: PETA hasn't found a home for the ad. It is trying to put the advertisement up on Anna Maria Island in Florida, where a local man was mauled by a bull shark while spear-fishing Saturday.

Charles Wickersham, 21, survived the attack, but remains hospitalized with a severe wound on his left thigh.

"With sharks in the news, we thought it would be a good time to bring up the fact that sharks are not actually the most dangerous predators on the planet - we are," PETA spokeswoman Ashley Byrne told the News.

"Americans alone kill 12 billion fish for food every year."

PETA is still looking for an outdoor advertising company on the island that is willing to put up the hot-button billboard. The organization has casted a wider net throughout surrounding Manatee County.

"If I see one of those billboards that they plan on putting up, I will burn it down," shark angler Bill Goldschmitt told Florida's WWSB-TV, an ABC affiliate.

"We are glad that Mr. Wickersham will be okay," says Byrne. "We hope that after this painful and horrible experience he and other fishermen will consider the pain that fish feel and we hope they will consider taking up another pastime."


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That poor bastard obviously didn't do Crossfit or he would've been HARD TO EAT!
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protobuilder wrote:That poor bastard obviously didn't do Crossfit or he would've been HARD TO EAT!
If that guy did @F, he and his friends would be chowing down on shark tacos.

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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
protobuilder wrote:That poor bastard obviously didn't do Crossfit or he would've been HARD TO EAT!
If that guy did @F, he and his friends would be chowing down on shark tacos.

Then @fit HQ would post a picture of one of them doing an overhead squat with a bloody, severed shark dorsal fin, The Gorilla would do something stupid, and get kicked off Facebook again.

Probably turned out for the best as it was.
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I'm told that tensions are high in HQ between ex-Couch Mistress and new-Couch Mistress.

Lisa, if you want to get back at Couch, call me.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm told that tensions are high in HQ between ex-Couch Mistress and new-Couch Mistress.

Lisa, if you want to get back at Couch, call me.
I must've missed something. There's a NEW couch mistress?


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And who is Couchs newest lucky lady?
BTW, now that ANYC and I are both back in the city I'm gonna fuck her and get you guys some nudes. Maybe vid, too.
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WGM, did a google for crossfit obsession and the second entry is an ANYC post "Crossfit Obsession is No More" which was posted March 4th 2010 sounds like your getting some old drama.

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2010/03/ ... -more.html
WildGorillaMan wrote:So it's becoming ever more the case that high level @fitters in the know who are in good with HQ are giving me info to disseminate on the couch thread because they want to fuck with @fit but don't want to show their hand.

If this keeps up I'm going to start charging for the service.

The story (short version): ANYC and Bboi have pulled up stakes and moved to New York. They left Obsession in the lurch and now their trainers (and a few clients) are all scrambling to open their own Vagina Beach affiliates and fight over the old Obsession clientele. I'm told that ANYC sold all her equipment (which rumor has it couch gave her for free) to one of her old trainers, who is endeavoring to continue operating as @fit Obsession.

It's all so dramatic.

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Hyman, that's a totally different drama. That was the power struggle between her and the former owner of Obsession. This is a separate matter entirely.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:So it's becoming ever more the case that high level @fitters in the know who are in good with HQ are giving me info to disseminate on the couch thread because they want to fuck with @fit but don't want to show their hand.

If this keeps up I'm going to start charging for the service.

The story (short version): ANYC and Bboi have pulled up stakes and moved to New York. They left Obsession in the lurch and now their trainers (and a few clients) are all scrambling to open their own Vagina Beach affiliates and fight over the old Obsession clientele. I'm told that ANYC sold all her equipment (which rumor has it couch gave her for free) to one of her old trainers, who is endeavoring to continue operating as @fit Obsession.

It's all so dramatic.
Does anyone else see a very sad, very hollywood ending coming out of this union? Bboi uproots and moves across the country. Shit hits the fan, they get a bunch of free equipment and cooch gets them out of whatever that business deal was. Now they break down their VA Beach operation and go back to ANYC all of a sudden? What the fuck?
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baffled wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:So it's becoming ever more the case that high level @fitters in the know who are in good with HQ are giving me info to disseminate on the couch thread because they want to fuck with @fit but don't want to show their hand.

If this keeps up I'm going to start charging for the service.

The story (short version): ANYC and Bboi have pulled up stakes and moved to New York. They left Obsession in the lurch and now their trainers (and a few clients) are all scrambling to open their own Vagina Beach affiliates and fight over the old Obsession clientele. I'm told that ANYC sold all her equipment (which rumor has it couch gave her for free) to one of her old trainers, who is endeavoring to continue operating as @fit Obsession.

It's all so dramatic.
Does anyone else see a very sad, very hollywood ending coming out of this union? Bboi uproots and moves across the country. Shit hits the fan, they get a bunch of free equipment and cooch gets them out of whatever that business deal was. Now they break down their VA Beach operation and go back to ANYC all of a sudden? What the fuck?

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Hymen Asshole wrote:WGM, did a google for crossfit obsession and the second entry is an ANYC post "Crossfit Obsession is No More" which was posted March 4th 2010 sounds like your getting some old drama.

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2010/03/ ... -more.html
That was the start when @Fit Obsession and Blauer's former associates at ADS were at odds with each other. Check back in the thread around March 2010. Barky cashing in on the free equipment that Couch gave them to start up the new @Fit Obsession is probably something Couch didn't expect to happen I'm sure.
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ThespianDouche wrote:As seen on FB
Crushed another goal today by running a half marathon. Thank you, Danny Lazzeri for being a great training partner. We did this with running only one endurance run per week. Just to prove the effectiveness of our Urban WarFit CrossFit training! So, if you're an endurance athlete and are tired of the wear and tear of the constant pounding, just look up CrossFit Endurance, and then come see us. Get faster, stronger with your endurance while maintaining, and even developing more muscle mass in the process. Break away from that Old school train of thought, and come find out what people are raving about!
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What was the last race McKenzie finished?
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nigga, please - couch invented crossfit, that's all. is it his fault if @fit is everything?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:So it's becoming ever more the case that high level @fitters in the know who are in good with HQ are giving me info to disseminate on the couch thread because they want to fuck with @fit but don't want to show their hand.

If this keeps up I'm going to start charging for the service.

The story (short version): ANYC and Bboi have pulled up stakes and moved to New York. They left Obsession in the lurch and now their trainers (and a few clients) are all scrambling to open their own Vagina Beach affiliates and fight over the old Obsession clientele. I'm told that ANYC sold all her equipment (which rumor has it couch gave her for free) to one of her old trainers, who is endeavoring to continue operating as @fit Obsession.

It's all so dramatic.
Why not give us the long(er) story? Because their website has a message (dated 9/28) to email them about their "Boot Camp" workouts. Doesn't sound like they split.
Stop being such a fucking tease.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:And who is Couchs newest lucky lady?
BTW, now that ANYC and I are both back in the city I'm gonna fuck her and get you guys some nudes. Maybe vid, too.
What would you say if I told you that I have one or two nudes of Nafod, and that Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth?
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that you're a dick.
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And that I can verify Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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lesser_rebelangel wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:And who is Couchs newest lucky lady?
BTW, now that ANYC and I are both back in the city I'm gonna fuck her and get you guys some nudes. Maybe vid, too.
What would you say if I told you that I have one or two nudes of ANYC, that I've considered sharing them in the past, but that I promised the person who sent them to me that I wouldn't share?
I assume everyone would continue disliking you and go on about their day as normal.
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Herv100 wrote:
lesser_rebelangel wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:And who is Couchs newest lucky lady?
BTW, now that ANYC and I are both back in the city I'm gonna fuck her and get you guys some nudes. Maybe vid, too.
What would you say if I told you that I have one or two nudes of ANYC, that I've considered sharing them in the past, but that I promised the person who sent them to me that I wouldn't share?
I assume everyone would continue disliking you and go on about their day as normal.
Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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