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I suggest posting them and say that you know Short Straw and she hacked your computer and posted them without your knowledge. Do it. Do it now.

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Having nudes of ANYC is pure, 100%, grade-A bullshit.
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lesser_rebelangel wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:And who is Couchs newest lucky lady?
BTW, now that ANYC and I are both back in the city I'm gonna fuck her and get you guys some nudes. Maybe vid, too.
What would you say if I told you that I have one or two nudes of ANYC, that I've considered sharing them in the past, but that I promised the person who sent them to me that I wouldn't share?
Even that, were it true, would do little to detract from your existing legacy of posting retrograde, lukewarm, poorly executed hate.

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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Still better than begging your dork ass
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Herv100 wrote:Still better than begging your dork ass
I hope you get A.I.D.S. and you're A.I.D.S. gets cancer and the cancer grows a Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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lesser_rebelangel wrote:LOL @ WGM popping in then darting away quickly to confirm via his "sources" that the photo is legit.
Actually I was just marveling at how your tantrums used to be much more entertaining.
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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Testiclaw wrote:Having nudes of ANYC is pure, 100%, grade-A bullshit.
Well now I feel dumb.
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Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about seeing the vapid cunt with her clothes off?

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Ed Zachary wrote:Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about seeing the vapid cunt with her clothes off?
no.

on the white woman thread, she'd be an average entrant.

on this thread. most everything is overblown.
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lesser_rebelangel wrote:And that I can verify
Spoiler: show
that them titties are 100% fake.
The picture posted does nothing toward proving this point... perhaps you could elaborate, and share the evidence more thoroughly to prove your point?
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CharlieBob wrote:
lesser_rebelangel wrote:And that I can verify
Spoiler: show
that them titties are 100% fake.
The picture posted does nothing toward proving this point... perhaps you could elaborate, and share the evidence more thoroughly to prove your point?
Yeah well, I started panicking with thoughts of Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth. I've got one other photo, and it's of her lying on her back in bed, fingers covering her nipples, and Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.

EDIT: I see that the original photo has already been reposted in the Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth thread. Goddamnit.
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EDIT: I see that the original photo has already been reposted in the WW thread. Goddamnit.
No point in stopping, now.
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Testiclaw wrote:
EDIT: I see that the original photo has already been reposted in the WW thread. Goddamnit.
No point in stopping, now.
Not that I give a crap: she's not all that or anything, but you've already fucked the pooch her by breaking your word. Once you sell your integrity, there's no getting it back. Hope it was worth it.
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lesser_rebelangel wrote:But I ain't posting it, because I don't want no shit.
You already put the tip in, no matter how much rationalizing you do the virginity is gone. Just put them up in all their glory, it is probably what she was hoping for if she sent them out to a bunch of people at a freaking cert....
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Just put them up in all their glory, it is probably what she was hoping for if she sent them out to a bunch of people at a freaking cert....
This is very true. Females don't send naked pictures to a handful of guys with the hope that nobody sees them.
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Doesn't this just highlight the depravity of this whole shit show anyway? I mean, I'm pretty sure nobody has taken naked pics (allegedly) of themselves at a USAW clinic or cert and sent them out (allegedly). At least, I hope not...
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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Maybe so, but at least I'm honest and my word is worth something.
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What the fuck are you niggas talking about? Why haven't you shown us that second picture of WhoreNYC?

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The Crawdaddy wrote:I'm honest and my word is worth something.
Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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It's time for a cleanse from all the bitching.


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