The couch thread

[Sassenach]

The following in from a P&Ber oly lifter:

I still like my WOD's named after girls:

Jianying - Snatch 100kg [you just tied a 19 year old girl, but probably lost on bodyweight because she only weighs 116 pounds]

Hongmei - C&J 140kg [you are still weaker than a 127 pound girl]

Gonghong - C&J 400 pounds [you are still weaker than a fat Chinese girl]

In honor of the olympics, of course.

[Botototo]

Who's Bradon Oto and when will join us here?

Fuck you Walsh, that way lies death.

God damn it what the fuck am I doing here.

[Hank Scorpio]

Who's Bradon Oto and when will join us here?

Fuck you Walsh, that way lies death.

God damn it what the fuck am I doing here.

Looking for Kurt J. Wilkens?

[GoDogGo!]

Is Brandon the Lubriderm Twinkie?

[Botototo]

It's contact solution, but I'm not gonna say I've never jerked off with it.

[Hank Scorpio]

Well, they say Wilkens like the gaysian types.

[nafod]

God damn it what the fuck am I doing here.

And why are you using your real name, assuming it is you. GoogleGod never forgets.

[Botototo]

I haf no secretz.

is this guy using a buffalo bar? You guys really decked this place out.

[Sassenach]

It's contact solution, but I'm not gonna say I've never jerked off with it.

Welcome Comrade Weak Saucy!

[Anon]

I haf no secretz.

You should.

So, tell us, when you introduce yourself, do you say, "Hi, I am Brandon and I am a crossfitter?"

[Botototo]

CrossFitters don't meet other people.

[Anon]

So ditch the Lubriderm (tm), plastic covered walls and kleenex and get out and meet some ladies.

[Ripe Turd]

I you look at today's picture



You can clearly see that beer is now all over the place during their certs. The Evil Gin Master has gained enough influence on his cult that alcohol is now the 11th component of fitness.

[Anon]

I you look at today's picture



You can clearly see that beer is now all over the place during their certs. The Evil Gin Master has gained enough influence on his cult that alcohol is now the 11th component of fitness.

GPP:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/200 ... athon.kmsb

[Sofa King]

Yikes. Coors Light? Bud Light (in the background)? If they're going to try and be like the cool kids, take the one dude's advise and go with the Negro Modelo.
Or at least Budweiser. Light beer? I thought Jeff Martin knew better.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Doug Chapman had the good stuff at his Ann Arbor cert.

Afterwards, even though Couch had to bolt, Doug used his Navy honed bullying skills to make rabit Crossfitters eat L'il Caesar's Pizza and drink beer with him.

[Mickey O'neil]

Doug Chapman had the good stuff at his Ann Arbor cert.

Afterwards, even though Couch had to bolt, Doug used his Navy honed bullying skills to make rabit Crossfitters eat L'il Caesar's Pizza and drink beer with him.

I thought Doug Chapman was a bounty hunter?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Apparently Couch was apathetic and unresponsive when he received his new bike at the @F games. Apparently this meant he actually had to ride it once or something. Another source indicated that Couch seemed to be inebriated throughout the day, and was in the company of AllisonBAT.

[Grandpa's Spells]

What is BAT?

Edit: LMAO! Never mind:

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Big
Ass
Titties.

[mr. snrub]

Is that from her Myspace page? How'd you find that?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Kras posted a bunch of her lingerie pics too somewhere.

[Anon]

Does she do any HC pr0n?

[GoDogGo!]

the fuck?
Alanis does @fit?

[Crust Bucket]

the fuck?
Alanis does @fit?

That figures, I always thought she was a shithead with no talent. Plus she's just plain creepy