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"Let's see...elite fitness thing...crossfit Level 1 certification....$1000 bucks a pop...8 hapless sheep...carry the one....well fuck me if that won't buy me a new Kia Sorento!"

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protobuilder wrote:"Let's see...elite fitness thing...crossfit Level 1 certification....$1000 bucks a pop...8 hapless sheep...carry the one....well fuck me if that won't buy me a new Kia Sorento!"

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$200/month to workout in that hole. $150/month if you sign up for a whole year.

And they do take credit cards.
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protobuilder wrote:THAT goofy bastard is the infamous Couch??
Nah, this goofy drunk fat ass is....

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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Crust Bucket wrote:
protobuilder wrote:THAT goofy bastard is the infamous Couch??
Nah, this goofy drunk fat ass is....

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=D> =D>

And that is the "face" of ultimate fitness?
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LOL, he looks like Dr. Evil. He's just gotta stick the pinky out a little farther.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:LOL, he looks like Dr. Evil. He's just gotta stick the pinky out a little farther.
Kinda looks like to me he's doing an impression of one of Hitler's speeches.
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And here is the beloved leader drawing and writing like a 5 year old.

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Does cooch wear a corset or does the rib cage just naturally hang the shirt like that? Maybe there is just a high tension underarmour product under there holding the distended liver in? Enquiring minds want to know.
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protobuilder wrote:THAT goofy bastard is the infamous Couch?? The feckless leader of the cultfit horde of mediocrity??

That's almost as good as the pictures nex to the "Forging Elite Fitness" banner on the cultfitnyc board:

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Notice how only white people do crossfit?
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well, they gots buddy lee...
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Fat Cat wrote:Notice how only white people do crossfit?
Something tells me they like it that way, too.
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Cracker, IMHO.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Notice how only white people do crossfit?
Something tells me they like it that way, too.
You are a man of insight, wisdom even.
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Juicing or Smack?
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LOL! Actually I checked and that is a screenclip from Buddy Lee promoting blood donations after 9/11. Good eye.
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that's one creepy fuckin doll with no legs and the Clockwork Orange eyelashes
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I'm so glad my prediction of the demise of this thread was wrong.
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Joe wrote:Does cooch wear a corset or does the rib cage just naturally hang the shirt like that? Maybe there is just a high tension underarmour product under there holding the distended liver in? Enquiring minds want to know.
He's carrying high. Must be expecting a girl.
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Crust Bucket wrote:
protobuilder wrote:THAT goofy bastard is the infamous Couch??
Nah, this goofy drunk fat ass is....

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In the future, if you're going to post pics of big floppy tits like that, a NSFW tag would be much appreciated.
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jscratch wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:
protobuilder wrote:THAT goofy bastard is the infamous Couch??
Nah, this goofy drunk fat ass is....

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In the future, if you're going to post pics of big floppy tits like that, a NSFW tag would be much appreciated.
:drinkers: I wonder how he got so bloated?
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^ censored?

lol
nice attention to detail
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