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Shaf wrote: 11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.

Oh it's coming my friend.

Ok resident biscuit licker, question is: will she shed the Jesus crap before the sapphic hookup or rationalize after?
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
CP! wrote:
Shaf wrote: 11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.

Oh it's coming my friend.
Ok resident biscuit licker, question is: will she shed the Jesus crap before the sapphic hookup or rationalize after?
You typically read more about "everything happens for a reason" poppycock from her, so my guess is she'd identify as "spiritual but not religious" (which always means: not engaged in any spiritual discipline either).
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JamesonBushmill wrote: I think Shari is what Rowdy Roddy saw when he put on the sunglasses in "They Live".
Oh, wow...he just nailed it.

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The similarities between Shari and this fruitcake are quite amazing.

The running, the crossfitting, the tattoos on top of the feet, the endless stream of pics posing like an anime girl, etc.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/


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Shaf, is your info correct...she left her husband for that dude? If that's the case then that fucks the whole deal up for me. I was kinda feelin' sorry for her but if she started fucking around with this xfit cat when still married with kids and then left her husband well then fuck her.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/
I am an Ultrarunner and Crossfit junkie. I love to run, my favorite distance is 100 miles. My running takes me to many beautiful places. Life is too short to sit around. I collect tattoos. I have over 25 tattoos. I have been clean and sober for 13 years.

It's like a Waylon Jennings song. 'Cept the part about being sober. It's people like this that are going to make me rich.
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Too many tats. Do not want
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
CP! wrote:
Shaf wrote: 11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.

Oh it's coming my friend.

Ok resident biscuit licker, question is: will she shed the Jesus crap before the sapphic hookup or rationalize after?

1. Plenty of born-again biscuit lickers.
2. She's been around the block-- doesn't strike me that Heidi is going to be her first biscuit.
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ew

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She's a gorgon, no doubt.
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Her and Shari shop at the same shoe place.
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Pinky wrote:How many of Ms. NYC's stories do you think have an ending other than her being naked, crying and shaking?

Just the ones that end with her waking up sticky and confused, with a sore asshole.
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We ended up catching the road and ran the streets to the finish. along the way I saw this sign and thought I want to cross out Jesus and put Crossfit, the way, the truth, the life. That sounds better.

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http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html

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CP! wrote:Her and Shari shop at the same shoe place.
ACK! Beat me to it.


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Fat Cat wrote:I need a knife.
I think she warrants the claw hammer.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Too many tats. Do not want
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Nice butt and legs. No, I'd have to hit that...from behind...with the lights on...and with a slight buzz.

I'm guessing she'd be pretty fun if you don't mind bitches who won't shut up.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Too many tats. Do not want
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Nice butt and legs. No, I'd have to hit that...from behind...with the lights on...and with a slight buzz.

I'm guessing she'd be pretty fun if you don't mind bitches who won't shut up.
No way can she go downtown, though. Too much metal in her face; might snag my junk.
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I got this crazy idea! I thought how cool it would be to stand on the top of Mission Peak naked,

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/29 ... %20191.jpg

edited because I can't get the image to show

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I am disgusted. =;
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Could someone explain to me the obsession with skulls in Crossfit and wannabe badass circles? Taking a look at B-roid's logos on his b-log, every one of them has skulls of some kind. I find the skull obsession to be quite annoying. Case-in-point, Affliction shirts. Why all the skulls? They're just a sign of the nihilism our society has fallen into. I prefer to celebrate life, not death.
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Paolo Di Avitabile wrote:
I got this crazy idea! I thought how cool it would be to stand on the top of Mission Peak naked,

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/29 ... %20191.jpg

edited because I can't get the image to show
So Flee quit RHCP to become an ultra runner?

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Affliction represents everything that is wrong with everything.
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Paolo Di Avitabile wrote:
I got this crazy idea! I thought how cool it would be to stand on the top of Mission Peak naked,

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/29 ... %20191.jpg

edited because I can't get the image to show
For a chick that runs so much, she seems kinda. . .I dunno. . .flabby? Maybe just hideous.

Gawd how I love this thread. I posted my last comment last night and today 3 pages of pure goodness pops up in between.
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Shaf wrote:1. Shari had a mid-life crisis.
2. Shari went to Crossfit
3. Shari's trainer was B-Boy
4. Shari dumped her husband for B-boy
5. The End
6. OR IS IT????!!?!?
7. B-Boy lives off Shari's largess
8. Meets TittyNYC
9. After Hawaiian vacation leave Shari
10 THE END????
11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.
=D> =D>
Just as I pointed out, she's bending for biscuit.
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