The couch thread

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:56 pm

Everybody knows Crossfit owes a lot of its success to Couch's shameless Internet mouth.

When combined with pics of hot chicks (DONE TO EMPOWER WOMEN AND ADVANCE A PROGRESSIVE AESTHETIC OBVIOUSLY), it's an unstoppable farce!

I mean, force!

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:32 am

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:06 am

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:43 am

Gillian Mounsey stopped by Broz gym to do some deads, this dude is huuuuge

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:08 am

Shit. Hitting all the androgen receptors

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:52 am

Hymen Asshole wrote:Gillian Mounsey stopped by Broz gym to do some deads, this dude is huuuuge

Would. Fiercely.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:22 pm

That's a man, baby.

Drew0786 · Post by **Drew0786** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:58 pm

I bet she has a killer grip for HJ's.

The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:58 pm

SubClaw wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Gillian Mounsey stopped by Broz gym to do some deads, this dude is huuuuge

Would. Fiercely.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:28 pm

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you?

Has a vagina..... [X]

That's enough for me.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:02 pm

Fuck the haters Subclaw. Nothing wrong with a muscle chick.

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:57 pm

T200 wrote:Fuck the haters Subclaw. Nothing wrong with a muscle chick.

Thick muscled chicks like Gillian or Laura Phelps are pretty fuckable (*). Extreme female bodybuilders are not.

This is a BIG NO-NO:

This I would fuck:

And this I would marry:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-_m3j9740[/youtube]

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:14 pm

I'd fuck the first one, too, and then I'd fuck the rest of them while it watched.

Seriously though, I've always wanted to fuck a chick BB juiced to her gills.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:30 pm

ne girl I knew could only do it doggy style because of the way her clit mashed into the front of her partner. another could basically grind herself to orgasm at will on anything.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:48 pm

Eva Andressa from Brazil is Queen of the Beasts, and Patron Saint of All The Andro Broads:

You either want to be with her or be her.

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:56 pm

Testiclaw wrote:I'd fuck the first one, too, and then I'd fuck the rest of them while it watched.

Seriously though, I've always wanted to fuck a chick BB juiced to her gills.

Those clits bigger than my penis fucking scare me.

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:49 pm

Not CrosShit, but retarded in the same way:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42YBwMsfxGU[/youtube]

The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:43 pm

Every single one of those broads is more fuckable than Mounsey. Even the mutant bodybuilder.

The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:44 pm

Ok I'm on my phone. Just looked again. Not the mutant.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:52 am

SubClaw wrote:
Testiclaw wrote:I'd fuck the first one, too, and then I'd fuck the rest of them while it watched.

Seriously though, I've always wanted to fuck a chick BB juiced to her gills.
Those clits bigger than my penis fucking scare me.

Have fucked a couple and they were both fun/crazy.

One of them used to put out those naked BB chicks lifting weights and massaging each other videos.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:15 am

SubClaw wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-_m3j9740[/youtube]

This is fake right?

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:40 am

T200 wrote:
SubClaw wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-_m3j9740[/youtube]
This is fake right?

As fake as her ass

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:52 pm

I'd still bone that Jay Cutler-looking amazon up there, if she expressed interest. Life is all about having new and interesting experiences, and pussy is pussy even if it bench presses more than you. If you're available and you have the chance to hit it and you don't, because of some stupid bullshit like the size or her deltoids and/or her Adam's apple, you're a fag.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:14 am

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I'd still bone that Jay Cutler-looking amazon up there, if she expressed interest. Life is all about having new and interesting experiences, and pussy is pussy even if it bench presses more than you. If you're available and you have the chance to hit it and you don't, because of some stupid bullshit like the size or her deltoids and/or her Adam's apple, you're a fag.

That all makes good sense and all but, still.....I don't know, man.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:34 am

THICKLYMUSCLEDPUSSY

IGX

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