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T200 wrote:THICKLYMUSCLEDPUSSY

Like a boa constrictor wrapped-around your junk.

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"Our decision has nothing to do with 'ignorance' or being bigots -- it has to do with a very real understanding of the human genome, of fundamental biology, that you are either intentionally ignoring or missed in high school."
http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/06/crossfit- ... e-jonsson/

LOL Couch

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
"Our decision has nothing to do with 'ignorance' or being bigots -- it has to do with a very real understanding of the human genome, of fundamental biology, that you are either intentionally ignoring or missed in high school."
http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/06/crossfit- ... e-jonsson/

LOL Couch
He doesn't look any different than any of the other mid-level xfit broads.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Would
Damn, I was sure that there was going to be at least 3 more posts before "would" showed up.
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I saw the link on EZ's Facebook and came right over to get in there first.

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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:I saw the link on EZ's Facebook and came right over to get in there first.
God damn it I always get beaten to the "would tranny" punch!


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Yeah, definitely would.

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That throat tattoo is a smart way to hide an Adam's Apple.

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milosz wrote:That throat tattoo is a smart way to hide an Adam's Apple.
Must be post-op too, with those tiny shorts.

Either that or she's tucking it back Buffalo Bill-style and securing it with duck tape ... OR it's just really small and she could use my Legit Dick Steroids.

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milosz wrote:That throat tattoo is a smart way to hide an Adam's Apple.

clever girl.
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I had a friend who looked just like that, except he was a skinny guy, and wasn't interested in switching.

I wonder if Crossfit can be sued for this, they aren't a sport organization, they are a business. It's like when folks were trying to sue WSM for some shit Edmunds laughed in their faces for years.


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She or he, whatever, looks more like a woman than most andro broads. Probably got much lower test as well.

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Wasn't one of their women's Gaymes champions from a year or two back born a man as well?
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First off, these pics are awesome.

Secondly -and this is a 100% legit question, I'm not being fatuous- ever notice how many trans males end up looking like really ugly, manly-looking women whilst others look like they were supposed to be women all along? I'm not kidding, I do think that some men (and women) were programmed to be the opposite sex from what they got born with, but some small fuckup happened during their early development inside the womb.

It's purely theoretical of course but in the case of this one, I believe he was supposed to be a woman all along.

Several years ago, when I lived in the People's Republic of Maryland, I knew a boy named Ace, he worked at the gas station near my house part time. One day he asked me about training, and Test therapy.

I asked him- "Ace!? Are you kidding me! What's a healthy young man like you thinking about using Test for? You're young enough where you probably have plenty, all you need to do is eat good and train!"

And Ace said- "I'm trans. I was born female. And you just gave me the best compliment I've ever had."

I had no idea. Ace looked, talked, and indeed "was" a legit 20 year-old guy. Nothing about Ace looked female.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I wonder if Crossfit can be sued for this, they aren't a sport organization, they are a business. It's like when folks were trying to sue WSM for some shit Edmunds laughed in their faces for years.
no clue about the legal question, but the olympics has criteria for participation by transgender athletes.

of course, the olympics are real sports, so that may explain the different policies.
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote: Secondly -and this is a 100% legit question, I'm not being fatuous- ever notice how many trans males end up looking like really ugly, manly-looking women whilst others look like they were supposed to be women all along? I'm not kidding, I do think that some men (and women) were programmed to be the opposite sex from what they got born with, but some small fuckup happened during their early development inside the womb.

It's purely theoretical of course but in the case of this one, I believe he was supposed to be a woman all along.

Several years ago, when I lived in the People's Republic of Maryland, I knew a boy named Ace, he worked at the gas station near my house part time. One day he asked me about training, and Test therapy.

I asked him- "Ace!? Are you kidding me! What's a healthy young man like you thinking about using Test for? You're young enough where you probably have plenty, all you need to do is eat good and train!"

And Ace said- "I'm trans. I was born female. And you just gave me the best compliment I've ever had."

I had no idea. Ace looked, talked, and indeed "was" a legit 20 year-old guy. Nothing about Ace looked female.

We live in a strange and interesting world.
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He left out the good parts, clearly

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DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TRANNY PUSSY WORKS...CAN THE DOCTORS MAKE IT SO THAT IT GETS WET LIKE A REAL PUSSY OR DO YOU ALWAYS NEED LUBE UNLESS YOU WANNA GO SANDPAPER STYLE...I ASKED ED ZACHARY BUT HE IGNORES MY PM'S

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Gotta lube it, I've heard

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I had no idea. Ace looked, talked, and indeed "was" a legit 20 year-old guy. Nothing about Ace looked female.

We live in a strange and interesting world.
The old conundrum:

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Kinda looks like that Cougie chick that tried to play here a while ago.




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Kazuya Mishima wrote:DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TRANNY PUSSY WORKS...CAN THE DOCTORS MAKE IT SO THAT IT GETS WET LIKE A REAL PUSSY OR DO YOU ALWAYS NEED LUBE UNLESS YOU WANNA GO SANDPAPER STYLE...I ASKED ED ZACHARY BUT HE IGNORES MY PM'S
Depends. Some, depending on the surgical technique, do actually lube themselves. Modern medicine is a wonderful thing.
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Both of course.

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