The couch thread

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Cfbt looks kinda cool, yet too clean and hipster and cf for me.

I'm for a gym lounge, with booze and darts

[Cave Canem]

At least they're getting something for their $200/month. I mean other than than the community and professional coaches.

[The Ginger Beard Man]

Crossfit and Seattle.

God no.

http://youtu.be/doIYa0WZIY4

Whatever, I'd fuck her until I seized up and had a stroke.

Crossfit is still damn good at making women hot (when they're not injured).

When they're injured they can't put up a fight.

[buckethead]

Crossfit and Seattle.

God no.

http://youtu.be/doIYa0WZIY4

is "fitter" a word?

[Cave Canem]

is "fitter" a word?

Relates to the spasmodic motions of kipping incorporated into pull ups, handstand push ups, muscle ups and now dips. Probably politically incorrect. Not to be confused with legitimate uses like pipe fitters or "I'm fittin' to lay a whoopin' on yo ass".

[kreator]

Crossfit and Seattle.

God no.

http://youtu.be/doIYa0WZIY4

Anyone ever been inside a Lululemon store? Unfortunately I have. The one in North Beverly looks like that.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I love going in the Lulumon stores. Athleta too.

[The Crawdaddy]

I love going in the Lulumon stores. Athleta too.

I'm confident that you like this for the view as I doubt they make Shaf-bear sized apparel.

[WildGorillaMan]

I love going in the Lulumon stores. Athleta too.

I'm confident that you like this for the view as I doubt they make Shaf-bear sized apparel.

You haven't seen him slither into a pair of workout shorts.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Lulumon's Men's Extra Large looks like volleyball shorts on me. It's a good look, actually, very 70s Big...shows off my massive quads and pleasing package.

[The Crawdaddy]

Mental images I could have lived lifetimes without.

That'll learn me.

[Dunn]

http://games.crossfit.com/announcements ... t-sold-out

Fewer than 200 tickets are available for the Live Announcement of Open Workout 14.5 in San Francisco, Calif., as of Tuesday, March 25 at 12 p.m. PT.

Soon after Dave Castro announces the workout, five CrossFit Games champions will set the scores to beat. Four thousand fans will pack the stands at the Kezar Pavillion to watch Rich Froning Jr. (2011, 2012, 2013), Jason Khalipa (2008), Graham Holmberg (2010), Samantha Briggs (2013), and Annie Thorisdottir (2011, 2012).

Buy your ticket here.

So people are fucking buying tickets to watch this shit show? W......T......F?

[Blaidd Drwg]

I love going in the Lulumon stores. Athleta too.

I'm confident that you like this for the view as I doubt they make Shaf-bear sized apparel.

You haven't seen him slither into a pair of workout shorts.

They make some of the best damn stone loading pantaloons I have ever owned.

[TerryB]

Pretty sure I'm friends with a guy who banged that Thorsdottir gal.

Lucky bastard.

[milosz]

Did she fuck him with her mega-clit?

[WildGorillaMan]

Lulumon's Men's Extra Large looks like volleyball shorts on me. It's a good look, actually, very 70s Big...shows off my massive quads and pleasing package.

With or without the package enhancing banana hammock underneath?

[dead man walking]

Pretty sure I'm friends with a guy who banged that Thorsdottir gal.

vogue has a short article about her--the fittest woman in the universe or some such

[Cave Canem]

vogue has a short article about her--the fittest woman in the universe or some such

That's disturbing.

[Yes I Have Balls]

Pretty sure I'm friends with a guy who banged that Thorsdottir gal.

Lucky bastard.

Did they have to do it doggy style due to her enormous penis?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Often ladies with enlarged clitori, generally from exogenous androgen usage, prefer doggie style, girl on top (cowgirl) or reverse cowgirl, so their clits don't get mashed between the pelvises. Not always, bit often.

[DARTH]

If I lived in Nevada and had $$$ I would make a modern version of the Roman Bathouse. They were actually just as much gyms/ martial arts schools as they were spas and brothels.

You'd come in, take a plunge in the pool, take a quick steam, hit the mats or the weapons floor, then go into the gym and lift, do some stretching and then cold plunge, hot tub, message and then get a BJ.

From there you either go home or hit the lounge/bar and party.

I'd never leave work again if I owned a place like that.

[johno]

Crossfit and Seattle.

God no.

Seattle was Patient Zero..CF AFFILIATE #1 (now defunct) was CrossFit North.

They are now Level 4 Crossfit Seattle, and still kicking.

Dave Werner & Nancy Meenen sponsored a Pavel "Kettlebell Users" class about ten years ago. Their Crossfit stuff was brand new to me, and held no appeal. But they struck me as very nice (maybe too nice) people - not at all like the Kool Aid Krew that is the face of Crossfit today.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Crossfit and Seattle.

God no.

Seattle was Patient Zero..CF AFFILIATE #1 (now defunct) was CrossFit North.

They are now Level 4 Crossfit Seattle, and still kicking.

Dave Werner & Nancy Meenen sponsored a Pavel "Kettlebell Users" class about ten years ago. Their Crossfit stuff was brand new to me, and held no appeal. But they struck me as very nice (maybe too nice) people - not at all like the Kool Aid Krew that is the face of Crossfit today.

There was a major split between the Oly peeps and the mouth breathers. While Dave W is a sharp enough guy, the place is now littered with heinous fucktards like the trainer that had one of my clients sub out squats ("squats hurt my knees") with high rep box jumps. Full quad detachment. Full. This is one of a dozen such catastrophic injuries I've seen out of that place.

Totally unacceptable.

[johno]

Crossfit and Seattle.

God no.

Full quad detachment. Full. This is one of a dozen such catastrophic injuries I've seen out of that place.

Totally unacceptable.

Sounds horrible. Makes me wonder how Dave sees these results, given that his life story is about rehabbing himself from crippling injury.

[T200]

Full quad detachment not related to PED use?