The couch thread

[Blaidd Drwg]

it was a brief glistening diamond of awesome...I hope my best wishes comment from the boys of IGX holds up on Shari's blog. Would be a shame for our love to go unrequited.....

which one of you nyukkahs beat me to the punch on this one and forwarded this saga on to the interweb mainstage??????

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[GoDogGo!]

ANYC is on the attack, lol...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2008/09/ ... shari.html

And looks like the homo started replying to his comments down at the bottom...

http://brendanevil.blogspot.com/2008/07 ... o-bar.html

All three blogs are down. DAMN.

Awesome. That means that Glassjaw made "The Call."

I'm glad that DD and Pavel never did that.

[Gin Master]

GODAMMIT!!! i was too slow and missed all of it. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Y'all are assholes. You first responders have a duty to archive these things.

Please please please say one of you saved this.

[Gin Master]

Which one of you road-tripped to Seattle?

Blogger Boris said...

I can't believe I'm posting here and the guys at IGX will no doubt have a field day with this, but here goes:

You're a beautiful girl with hundreds of fans. You will never have trouble attracting men. Focus on your business and family and take a fast from romantic relationships rather than diving into a new one.

Enjoy the blog. Enjoy the pics. Wish you the best.

7:46 AM

[Boris]

I blame you guys... This thread IS like heroin.

[Fat Cat]

The first click is free.

[Holland Oates]

Who in fuck wears their board shorts like that?

Oh I forget, Cultfit fags who claim to despise bodybuilding.

[Grandpa's Spells]

I can't tell if Boris' post was designed to be sympathetic or to bait her into googling this place and driving her self esteem deeper into the 9th circle of Hell.

[Blaidd Drwg]

I can't tell if Boris' post was designed to be sympathetic or to bait her into googling this place and driving her self esteem deeper into the 9th circle of Hell.

that's what I was shooting for but I'm pretty sure she just got distracted by all the douchebags over at HCWDB's.....

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Boris is subtle and subversive.

[rjay09]

Victory goes to...

IGx?

[Dalp]

Not to take away from the current insanely entertaining drama, but has anyone seen this:
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... tside2.mov

A) I'm pretty sure if we took a college level running back (or some similarly strong/fast athlete), taught him oly technique and the crossfit pullup they could do this.

B) Has this guy seriously made that much money through crossfit that he can make claims like this? Or does he actually think his money is safe?

[RPC]

Not to take away from the current insanely entertaining drama, but has anyone seen this:
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... tside2.mov

A) I'm pretty sure if we took a college level running back (or some similarly strong/fast athlete), taught him oly technique and the crossfit pullup they could do this.

B) Has this guy seriously made that much money through crossfit that he can make claims like this? Or does he actually think his money is safe?

They're absolutely fuming over that article for some reason as well as Boyle slamming them in his podcast. They're supposedly having him on the next airing of the radio show which is unlikely but will be phenomenal if it happens. To put Couch across the table finally from this guy...

[Gin Master]

Not to take away from the current insanely entertaining drama, but has anyone seen this:
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... tside2.mov

A) I'm pretty sure if we took a college level running back (or some similarly strong/fast athlete), taught him oly technique and the crossfit pullup they could do this.

B) Has this guy seriously made that much money through crossfit that he can make claims like this? Or does he actually think his money is safe?

I'm telling you, Dave Castro might be the biggest jackass of the whole bunch.

[Grandpa's Spells]

It's a clever number. You wouldn't book a flight and hotel for it.

[Batboy2/75]

Just trying to provide some context.

Gee, No brainer on why he dumped that one chick for Allison.

I'd do things to Allison that would make Cape Fear look like a Care Bear Movie.

[Bukaki On Dumbass Cotter]

ANYC is on the attack, lol...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2008/09/ ... shari.html

And looks like the homo started replying to his comments down at the bottom...

http://brendanevil.blogspot.com/2008/07 ... o-bar.html

All three blogs are down. DAMN.

HAHAHAHAHA

TittyNYCity wrote that Steroid-Boy told her that Shari was having crossover fucking during their relationship since his cock is so shrunk by steroids that all he could fuck her with was a dildo.

Steroid-B-Boy wrote to keep the shit coming at him. He is waiting. I shit you not.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Steroids shrink your balls, not your dick, dumbass, and then it's a "possible" side effect with heavier, long term usage.

[Bukaki On Dumbass Cotter]

Steroids shrink your balls, not your dick, dumbass, and then it's a "possible" side effect with heavier, long term usage.

For a few, it doesn't. For the rest, like Shaf, it does.

"Moderator: Can you discuss the effects of anabolic steroids on male performance?

Sheldon Marks, MD: When a man takes external body-building steroids beyond what would be medically correct dosing, that man's brain senses that there is plenty of testosterone in the blood stream. Because of this, it shuts down the body's own testosterone production. The longer a man takes the anabolic or body-building steroids, the longer his body will go in the shut-down mode. When this occurs we often see that the man's genitals, both penis and testicles, will dramatically shrink in size. Sometimes, when they stop the steroid, everything returns to normal; sometimes it doesn't, and the system can stay shut down forever. The super body builders that take the steroids are famous for having very, very small "packages." So in general, anabolic steroids may be great if you really want to have large biceps, but only if you are willing to essentially sacrifice your testicles, future fertility, and penile size for them."

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/ ... ekey=54520

[ChrisG]

Ok, I know that you are supposed to introduce your self and all that with a first post, but I’ve been entertained by this thread for a while now and have just read something in a book that is worth posting.

Climbing: Training for Peak Performance by Clyde Soles.

Page 15:

Training Cults

A recent fitness trend has been the emergence of training cults, with adherents who gush on about how their method is the “best” and anything else is garbage training. The most popular of these is CrossFit, which is essentially a business franchise masquerading as a new fitness program.

That is not to say CrossFit is all bad, Indeed, there are some very good aspects tha the individual trainers, gyms and websites offer. Perhaps the most valuable part of the CrossFit program is the motivation tha comes form camaraderie. The underlying principle of high intensity cross training is also relatively sound, though hardly new or innovative, and can lead to solid fitness gains if used wisely.

However, there is a risk of acute injury from many of the exercises; some of which are frivolous. Due to the frequent high intensity of the workouts, without a good athletic base, there is also a potential for chronic fatigue. And optimal performance gains always come from addressing individual weaknesses and goals, not generic training programs.

The forums and newsletters contain good information scattered with unscientific nonsense about physiology and nutrition. Don’t count on a well-educated instructor either. It only takes attending a two-day class, with no written exam, to become a certified CrossFit trainer, which is weak compared to other standards.

If you inform yourself about the pros and cons of CrossFit and similar fads, and indeed the motivation of that style of training, the workouts ad gyms can be helpful. For those adopting a periodised training program, high-intensity cross-training during the power endurance phase can lead to serious strength gains. However, joining a training cult on a year round basis may not be in your best interests in the long run.

[Blaidd Drwg]

if b-boy is "on" he's gettign shitty results from his cycles. He's not particularly strong (witness poor placing at the gaymes) he's certainly not very big, and he acts a bitch.

so either it's low to no dosage or he needs to attend to his post cycle therapy as estrogen is running that boy ragged.

[JamesonBushmill]

If you inform yourself about the pros and cons of CrossFit and similar fads, and indeed the motivation of that style of training, the workouts ad gyms can be helpful. For those adopting a periodised training program, high-intensity cross-training during the power endurance phase can lead to serious strength gains. However, joining a training cult on a year round basis may not be in your best interests in the long run.

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That being said, "a well thought out, periodised training program, which includes high-intensity cross-training during the power endurance phase that can lead to serious strength gains" does not provide access to a big titty, borderline psychotic Bathsheba, who can lure you away from your other, slightly less tittied, cougar sugar momma.

so, you know, apples and oranges.

[GoDogGo!]

Hey youse guys:

Sharibaby's blog is still up, and for the others, Google never forgets. Just google it up and click on "cache."

http://74.125.45.104/search?q=cache:6Ym ... =firefox-a

http://74.125.45.104/search?q=cache:WD7 ... =firefox-a

http://74.125.45.104/search?q=cache:qqK ... =firefox-a

The one above gives you this nugget of joy:

My nipple almost made a guest appearance a few times. Truth is, during a workout as tough as this, looking down and seeing some nice boobies provides me with a few seconds of pleasure during all the pain ;)

Heh.

[JamesonBushmill]

and for the others, Google never forgets. Just google it up and click on "cache."

i wish i had seen what was deleted today. there is only a small part that appears when trying to find a google cache of it, but that part hints at the greatness that was

"what is fat and sucks a lot of cock? allisonnyc...".

i think the IP that posted that, traced back to GWF.

[Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus]

if b-boy is "on" he's gettign shitty results from his cycles. He's not particularly strong (witness poor placing at the gaymes) he's certainly not very big, and he acts a bitch.

so either it's low to no dosage or he needs to attend to his post cycle therapy as estrogen is running that boy ragged.

Orals only, for sure. Winny or Anavar? He's probably scared of needles. Of those that go down the "enhanced" road, the real men inject.