The couch thread

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:54 pm

powerlifter54 wrote: Her thoughts were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Top 10 comedy film of all time right there...

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 5:31 pm

And people thought the Couch thread was dead! Comedy fucking gold along with good knowledges on pages 1373/74. Who knew.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:49 pm

Shapecharge wrote:And people thought the Couch thread was dead! Comedy fucking gold along with good knowledges on pages 1373/74. Who knew.

It must continue.

Every time somebody Posts on the Couch Thread, a piece of Kinesio Tape comes off a Douchebag.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 7:21 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:the dude who severed his spine, Kevin whatever, was able to walk with a walker today...kudos.

Wow, I would not have expected that. Great news.

aussie luke · Post by **aussie luke** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:39 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:the dude who severed his spine, Kevin whatever, was able to walk with a walker today...kudos.
Wow, I would not have expected that. Great news.

As cool as this is, the dude himself mentioned that he used some kind of brace too - it's not quite a miracle just yet.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:33 pm

i over did my explanation or something and now my wife thinks every woman is on var and has saline ass implants.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:27 am

So this Becca Day dude from xf cleans 305

Then check these squats

http://videos-c-10.ak.instagram.com/hph ... 3527_n.mp4

would

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:53 am

Gawddamn I like that squat video.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:16 pm

Nice angle on the squat video.Don`t like those thick barbell plates,what`s wrong with normal plates?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:51 pm

impressive lifts. and all she did was do the mainsite wods. incredible!

Brutal Bajan · Post by **Brutal Bajan** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:14 pm

That clean is beastly.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:32 am

I want lick her from her navel to the small of her back.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:42 am

Damn.

Dunn · Post by **Dunn** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:32 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:Damn.

Yep....

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:32 pm

Bump...just cuz I'm stunned this thing has been viewed 5.3 million times.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 1:51 am

Bobby wrote:Nice angle on the squat video.Don`t like those thick barbell plates,what`s wrong with normal plates?

They're cheaper

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:18 pm

Batboy2/75 wrote:I can't wait to read this thread 10 years from now and all of the really really good @fit roid and growth hormone abuse train wreck pictures start to come out. When Nikki has a 6 inch clitoris and has a forehead like a drive in movie screen.

And an Adam's apple like she swallowed a Rubick's Cube.

terra · Post by **terra** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:59 am

Chaos and Pain wrote: "Hey Crossfit Haters- Prepare To Eat A Cock Sandwich"...
So, now that we have that out of the way, let's look at the reported deadlift on the CrossFit website for the top 125 Crossfitters- they've got two guys who deadlift over 650 and a couple more who deadlift over 600, with an average of around 510. The top 75 all deadlift over 500, and the top 50 all deadlift over 550.

http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com.au/201 ... -cock.html

(No, I don't frequent that site. It was literally an, "I wonder if the CnP blog is still going" moment)

j-cubed · Post by **j-cubed** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:44 pm

^ Yeah but do they do main page programming.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:57 pm

I'll say this again...

Jaime is a piece of shit. He's funny. He's crass...but his logic is garbage, his understanding of S&C is pretty much crap, he's an anti-athletic drug pig in a world of anti-athletic drug pigs.

terra · Post by **terra** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:02 pm

TBH I think his post was an attempt at getting traffic by responding to the other more famous anti @fit post that he is references. As he says @fit know how to draw a crowd... Or traffic.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:39 pm

terra wrote:
Chaos and Pain wrote: "Hey Crossfit Haters- Prepare To Eat A Cock Sandwich"...
So, now that we have that out of the way, let's look at the reported deadlift on the CrossFit website for the top 125 Crossfitters- they've got two guys who deadlift over 650 and a couple more who deadlift over 600, with an average of around 510. The top 75 all deadlift over 500, and the top 50 all deadlift over 550.
http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com.au/201 ... -cock.html

(No, I don't frequent that site. It was literally an, "I wonder if the CnP blog is still going" moment)

So, no one pulling 750 yet?

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:00 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:I'll say this again...

Jaime is a piece of shit. He's funny. He's crass...but his logic is garbage, his understanding of S&C is pretty much crap, he's an anti-athletic drug pig in a world of anti-athletic drug pigs.

Did you see the video of him trying to do some Ninja Warrior shit? I now believe that my 13 yo daughter could kick his ass in a fight.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:44 pm

crossfitters got a lot stronger after they stopped doing crossfit.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:57 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote: Did you see the video of him trying to do some Ninja Warrior shit? I now believe that my 13 yo daughter could kick his ass in a fight.

Hahahahaha

I did. It was great. He moves like a fucking turd.

IGX

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