The couch thread

[Shapecharge]

TROY you are in the Chicago area right? Track this chick down and show her what an IGx cat can do for her...take a few pics as well. C'mon now, just bust a move. If you've got a wife or gf tell her/him that you've got to do this for the team.

[nafod]

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Surely the meaning of “20-year endurance base” is clear.

Interesting that he suggests coming in with an endurance base vice a strength base.

No matter, Twight's quote on Clyde's book is old, pre-crossfit and Gym Jones. I wonder what his opinion is now. May be the same. May have evolved.

AllisonNYC and Shari Baby ROCK, by the way. Babe-alicious, both of them.

[powerlifter54]

Couch prolly just posted this WAD to give us a change of subject.

Got dammit, these guys never cease to amuse me...

Tuesday 080923

For time 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, and 5 rep rounds of:
virtual shoveling [wmv] [mov]
Push-ups

With an Olympic bar holding only one plate (men use 45 pound plate, women use 25 pound plate), touch the plate on one side of the barrier then the other for one "rep." Barrier is 24."

Post time to comments.

Compare to 051003.

SHOVELGLOVE SHOVELGLOVE SHOVELGLOVE...
this is amazing stuff

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Yeah, for a sport based on "endurance" not for some sport based on "strength" or "power" or that pinnacle of all sport, The Sport of Fitness.

Apples to Banana Titties, Nafod. That's what you're comparing.

"Virtual shoveling"

Hahaha. Steve Justa did the shovel lift years ago, and with lots of weight, and so did a shitload of other people.

[GoDogGo!]

9th circle of Hell.

Only colder.

I hate to be bringin' everybody down, but there is one real loser (by which I mean "someone who is losing") in this: the kid. Dad's gone, B shows up, now B's gone.

I'm all for adults entertaining us by flaming out and massively train-wrecking their lives, but I do wish they could do it without kids involved.

[Fat Cat]

But where would the next generation of fucked up adults come from?

[Grandpa's Spells]

9th circle of Hell.

Only colder.

I hate to be bringin' everybody down, but there is one real loser (by which I mean "someone who is losing") in this: the kid. Dad's gone, B shows up, now B's gone.

I'm all for adults entertaining us by flaming out and massively train-wrecking their lives, but I do wish they could do it without kids involved.

That's a problem with parents who insist on publicizing their personal lives to the world. On top of the kids probably not wanting to see Mom wearing cowboy boots and panties with her fingers on her nipples, airing their laundry means their de facto parents are trashing each other in front of thousands. Pretty fucked up.

[GoDogGo!]

But where would the next generation of fucked up adults come from?

Well, mostly from watching television.

[Shapecharge]

My parents generation didn't say shit about anything--that was a generation full of secrets. One day you're 35 years old sittin' at home and there's a knock at the door and there's a dude standing there you've never seen before..."Hi, I'm Larry, we've never met. I'm your half brother and I'm gay." So you invite him in and call your dad who's half lit already and it's only 6:00 p.m. and dad tells you before he met your mom he was married, had three kids, and did 5 years in the state pen for armed robbery. The gen X'ers or tweeners or whoever the fuck they are totally different today. The feel impowered since everyone gets a trophy; there's a need they have for everyone to know everything about them. Their mom calls the kid's boss when he gets a bad review at work. Who knows what the next generation will be known for. I give you odds the kid has shown other kids at school the pic of his hot mom.

[Fat Cat]

Plus that shit will all be archived and available upon search forever. And by forever, I mean, when they are teenagers.

[Batboy2/75]

9th circle of Hell.

Only colder.

I hate to be bringin' everybody down, but there is one real loser (by which I mean "someone who is losing") in this: the kid. Dad's gone, B shows up, now B's gone.

I'm all for adults entertaining us by flaming out and massively train-wrecking their lives, but I do wish they could do it without kids involved.

That's a problem with parents who insist on publicizing their personal lives to the world. On top of the kids probably not wanting to see Mom wearing cowboy boots and panties with her fingers on her nipples, airing their laundry means their de facto parents are trashing each other in front of thousands. Pretty fucked up.

The kid is going to grow up seriously fucked up. The only way things can get worse for this kid, short of being molested by one his moms never ending stream of boyfriends, is for Sheri to become a stripper. No one does drama like stripper chicks. That should seriously nail down that kids fate and provide IGx with hours of entertainment.

[Sofa King]

If you inform yourself about the pros and cons of CrossFit and similar fads, and indeed the motivation of that style of training, the workouts ad gyms can be helpful. For those adopting a periodised training program, high-intensity cross-training during the power endurance phase can lead to serious strength gains. However, joining a training cult on a year round basis may not be in your best interests in the long run.
That being said, "a well thought out, periodised training program, which includes high-intensity cross-training during the power endurance phase that can lead to serious strength gains" does not provide access to a big titty, borderline psychotic Bathsheba, who can lure you away from your other, slightly less tittied, cougar sugar momma.

so, you know, apples and oranges.

Are you sure you're not Dan Silver? What with the witty moniker and such.

[Batboy2/75]

My parents generation didn't say shit about anything--that was a generation full of secrets. One day you're 35 years old sittin' at home and there's a knock at the door and there's a dude standing there you've never seen before..."Hi, I'm Larry, we've never met. I'm your half brother and I'm gay." So you invite him in and call your dad who's half lit already and it's only 6:00 p.m. and dad tells you before he met your mom he was married, had three kids, and did 5 years in the state pen for armed robbery. The gen X'ers or tweeners or whoever the fuck they are totally different today. The feel impowered since everyone gets a trophy; there's a need they have for everyone to know everything about them. Their mom calls the kid's boss when he gets a bad review at work. Who knows what the next generation will be known for. I give you odds the kid has shown other kids at school the pic of his hot mom.

Shapebaby,

You just described an incident that took place in my fathers family; minus the gay half brother and armed robbery thing. My grandfather abandoned my Grandmother, my father, and his three siblings right after WWII. In the late 1950's my father went looking for his father after graduating from Navy boot camp. My fathers shows up at his old mans house while he was away at work. My father finds out that his old man has a new family and kids (Three girls). Apparently, my grandfather hadn't told his new family about his previous wife and four kids. My father says that to this day he feels bad for showing up like he did; his three half sisters were completely devestated.

Before the 1960 (and the computer age) a guy could just hop on a train or drive out of town, move out of state (or even the next county) and no one could track your ass down. Back then it must have very easy and tempting to just ditch a bad marriage or situation and start over again with out fear of the police tracking your ass down for support payments. Today with our information networks you could never pull that shit off unless you moved out of the country.

[Grandpa's Spells]

The only way things can get worse for this kid, short of being molested by one his moms never ending stream of boyfriends, is for Sheri to become a stripper.

She looks like she's already been down that road

[Batboy2/75]

The only way things can get worse for this kid, short of being molested by one his moms never ending stream of boyfriends, is for Sheri to become a stripper.

She looks like she's already been down that road

B-boy molested he kid? Or was it some other douche bag?

[GoDogGo!]

The only way things can get worse for this kid, short of being molested by one his moms never ending stream of boyfriends, is for Sheri to become a stripper.

She looks like she's already been down that road

B-boy molested he kid? Or was it some other douche bag?

I think he means that she already looks like a stripper.

[Batboy2/75]

The only way things can get worse for this kid, short of being molested by one his moms never ending stream of boyfriends, is for Sheri to become a stripper.

She looks like she's already been down that road

B-boy molested he kid? Or was it some other douche bag?

I think he means that she already looks like a stripper.

Dude,

I'm just stirring the pot.

[Shapecharge]

Question, and this is serious shit so don't be fucking around now. In a blind taste test, could you tell the difference between 40 year old pussy and 23 year old pussy? Cuz that's the difference here for B-boy. Granted Shari's had a couple of kids but who knows with all that XFit instruction she could be doin' 21-15-9 kegel reps everyday with little weights in there to keep that velvetly grip all tight. We need answers and we need them fuckin' now.

[JamesonBushmill]

Question, and this is serious shit so don't be fucking around now. In a blind taste test, could you tell the difference between 40 year old pussy and 23 year old pussy? Cuz that's the difference here for B-boy. Granted Shari's had a couple of kids but who knows with all that XFit instruction she could be doin' 21-15-9 kegel reps everyday with little weights in there to keep that velvetly grip all tight. We need answers and we need them fuckin' now.

well, considering Titsnyc gives it up to only quality guys... like random dudes at certs, new members at Xfit/fetid NYC, a fat guy who bought her a box of munchkin's, aging surf nazi's... I would venture her snaytch is akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway. i like to believe shari has that snappin gyro thing going.

B-boy definitely traded down on this one.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

To be fair, I think the kids dad is still a big part of their life. He didn't abandon his family, she did.

Funny you mention that shit about half-brothers and shit.

I got a call out of the blue one day from my mom, who told me I have long-lost first cousin (her sister fucked a guy at her graduation in '62 or so, then went to the Salvation Army, had the kid, put it up for adoption, then moved to California). She's now my favorite cousin.

[Fat Cat]

Do you have to be white to do @fit? Is that somewhere in their statement of purpose?

[Kraj]

Shari had it coming to her. Look at what she did to her husband. What's the bitch whining about now? The whore should just man up and get on with her life.

[GoDogGo!]

Do you have to be white to do @fit? Is that somewhere in their statement of purpose?

Yes, they got that one from the RKC.

[GoDogGo!]

Question, and this is serious shit so don't be fucking around now. In a blind taste test, could you tell the difference between 40 year old pussy and 23 year old pussy? Cuz that's the difference here for B-boy. Granted Shari's had a couple of kids but who knows with all that XFit instruction she could be doin' 21-15-9 kegel reps everyday with little weights in there to keep that velvetly grip all tight. We need answers and we need them fuckin' now.

We must consult an expert, who by many accounts fucked half of the French Court. In his "Advice to a Young Man On the Choice of a Mistress," Ben Franklin wrote:

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

[RPC]

this shit is ridiculous, a movie in the making.

so are both @NYC and Bboy no longer able to train at cultfit?
and why did that bitch ski-daddle after the games in cali?

so many questions, so little time.....

Keep up youngin...

@NYC keeps gettin run out of affiliates to train at and burns bridges wherever she goes. She's been booted out of all the ones up in NYC and is now talking shit about them.

BBOY (gotdammit I hate that guy, anyone who'd call himself that, FACK) went to Virginia Beach soon after opening up a new place in Santa Cruz (just after Couch shut down the old HQ). My guess is he got the orders from the GWF to go work at the @FIT Training Center out there.

Whilst in VA Beach he hooked up with Tits McGee at yet another one of their certs. Subsequently he dumped Shari, and @NYC started posting subtle little hints that she and the homo were now together. So he leaves a decent looking chick that totally slaves over him for this dumbass who has prolly a vagina the size of Montana. LOL.

I make the post to IGX and we have yet another series of entertaining pages.

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