The couch thread

Trebuchet · Post by **Trebuchet** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:48 am

Metro = tatt + pvc

Hopefully the plastic chemicals will get absorbed and interfere with their ability to reproduce. PVC is oestrogenic.

IWP · Post by **IWP** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:46 am

"Gay Crossfitters?" will probably overtake this as the most active @fit thread.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:59 pm

What? First Clay Aiken comes out and now this? I don't believe it.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:33 pm

They're all he-shes and queers. This should be obvious with all the ab flashing and ab flexing. If you're over 30 and you have a six pack you're gay. It's as simple as that. This has been proven by science many times over.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:55 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsOaHmVzDak[/youtube]

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:03 pm

That gal has some serious balls picking a fight with the behemoth that is Cultfit.

Funny vid.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:41 pm

protobuilder wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsOaHmVzDak[/youtube]

Who is this chick?

Trip · Post by **Trip** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:45 pm

Fucking hilarious.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:46 pm

We need more of this sort of thing. That's for sure.

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:56 pm

That vid was awesome

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:40 pm

A closet IGXer?

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:59 pm

She's uses every "technique" in the book to squeeze out a lower Fran time. And her Power Clean form is still better than 90% of the @fitters.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:38 pm

That vid has replaced the Sarah Palin Turkey Slaughter vid as the funniest thing I have ever seen.

BTW, in that pic above of the two guys with the PVC: the shorter bald guy in front is doing what primatologists refer to as "presenting."

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:42 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:BTW, in that pic above of the two guys with the PVC: the shorter bald guy in front is doing what primatologists refer to as "presenting."

LMAO!!!

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:22 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:That vid has replaced the Sarah Palin Turkey Slaughter vid as the funniest thing I have ever seen.

BTW, in that pic above of the two guys with the PVC: the shorter bald guy in front is doing what primatologists refer to as "presenting."

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:45 am

This thread sure brightened my Monday.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:07 am

Rant wrote:Who is this chick?

Tammy Sliney from core conditioning.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:38 am

appreciate the video hate and all (except for the absence of full body dry heave kipping pullups) but I found some pretty ridiculous statements on their website...

"This is the first strength training line that is biomechanically correct. It does not put any stress on your joints. And the strength curve is as exact as you can possibly get. It only has 1 percent drag, while everyone else's equipment out there has 15-16 percent drag. That means if you are lifting 200 pounds you are really lifting 232 pounds. When you are lowering, you are lowering 168 pounds." (this is fucking retarded)

"The leg press machine, it costs about $5,500 to $6,000" WTF! you could outfit a whole gym w/ used equipment for this much money. (they only see 3-4 people/week)

"Seventy-five dollars. That is for one hour of training with us." that's pretty outrageous for having someone set a machine pin for you and bring you water

There is also some name dropping about professional athletes i think

verdict: nice cockfit hate but these d bags are way worse. pick up a fucking barbell

EDIT: I also noticed a "golf fitness" page there...

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:46 pm

coop wrote:appreciate the video hate and all (except for the absence of full body dry heave kipping pullups) but ....

Stop right there. Stop spoiling the hate for the rest of us.

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:50 pm

Thanks for the life story, coop.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:23 pm

coop wrote:It only has 1 percent drag, while everyone else's equipment out there has 15-16 percent drag. That means if you are lifting 200 pounds you are really lifting 232 pounds. When you are lowering, you are lowering 168 pounds." (this is fucking retarded)

That is a sweet piece of moronitude.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:27 pm

coop wrote:It only has 1 percent drag, while everyone else's equipment out there has 15-16 percent drag. That means if you are lifting 200 pounds you are really lifting 232 pounds. When you are lowering, you are lowering 168 pounds." (this is fucking retarded)

I don't like math. That's why I like barbells. 200 pounds is 200 pounds.

Sorry, Henry.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:30 pm

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The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:32 pm

Joe wrote:
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Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:53 pm

The Soap Clean and Jerk is part of which WOD?

IGX

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