The Return of Ab_God

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The Return of Ab_God

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Ab God is in training for a new photo shoot.
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Not so ab-tastic.
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"skinny guy with drinks in Las Vegas"
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The Foxy One ain't got shit on this guy...ZOINKS!

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And I bet he doesn't give a fuck less about creeping yours or your wife's FB page, Shaggy.

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Terrible lighting in that shot. You'd think an Ab_G-d would know to stand with the light to the side of him.
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He looks great and you guys are fucking weird to be ripping photos from facebook. Not so cool.
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Fat Cat wrote:He looks great and you guys are fucking weird to be ripping photos from facebook. Not so cool.
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This.

Shaggy must have rocked out one too many Chocotinis while evaluating his website hitcount trolling activity and decided he needed a TACTICALABGODBOMBNUKE! to up traffic.


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TomFurman wrote:Ripped from the pages of Facebook,.. [via his wife]
A_G is obviously undercover tracking down cyber criminals at Caesar's.


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Mak is right. Although I love to use my creative writing skillz on the Foxy One, I will refrain.

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Isn't publicly posted material fair game? Or did Tom have to be AbGod's FB friend to get access to the Foxy One's photo? In that case, I get it.

PS - Those drinks look tasty.
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Bills in damn good shape for a guy his (my) age. I think its just a bad angle. And it looks like hes having fun, not wondering how to be paleo in Vegas.
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tough old man wrote: And it looks like hes having fun, not wondering how to be paleo in Vegas.
Go to the salad bar, sprinkle your cocaine on spinach leaves and chew them to replicate the Paleo experience of chewing on the raw coca leaves.

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Those drinks were probably 40 bucks each.
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Croatoa wrote:Those drinks were probably 40 bucks each.
Not. You drink for free in the casinos while you're actively gambling. Just tip the cocktail hostess a couple bucks for fast service on refills.
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The important thing is that yet another Shaggy troll post has been leveled flat.


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Andy78 wrote:
Croatoa wrote:Those drinks were probably 40 bucks each.
Not. You drink for free in the casinos while you're actively gambling. Just tip the cocktail hostess a couple bucks for fast service on refills.
Yeah I know. Doesn't look like he's in the casino there though does it?
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On a slightly different topic...I'm most generally pretty cool with the chicks but goddamn there's some ladies in Vegas that will take your fucking breath away.


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Shapecharge wrote:On a slightly different topic...I'm most generally pretty cool with the chicks but goddamn there's some ladies in Vegas that will take your fucking breath away.
The closer you get to the Sahara, the more getto the chicks get.
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Imperial Palace should be burned down.
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Croatoa wrote:Imperial Palace should be burned down.
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Freki wrote:
Croatoa wrote:Imperial Palace should be burned down.
True knowledge!!!
Your wish has been granted

Ab G_d's pic is at Caesars...Caesar's is eliminating Imperial Palace...and creating a magnificent new property. It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to see that he's the force that's pulling the strings behind this and that the "High Roller" observation wheel is inspired by him.
Imperial Palace — not the Strip property, but the brand name — is losing its place on Las Vegas Boulevard as Caesars Entertainment launches a significant makeover of the mid-Strip with its $500 million Linq dining and entertainment complex.

Caesars officials have not come up with a replacement name or discussed why it was dropping the Imperial Palace name, which it has leased.

Caesars has leased the Imperial Palace name since acquiring the Asian-themed property in 2005. Imperial Palace was opened in 1979 by independent businessman Ralph Engelstad, who died in 2002.

Construction of the Linq, which will include up to 40 restaurants and bars as well as a 550-foot high observation wheel called High Roller, will begin next month, starting with refurbishing the exteriors of Caesars’ Imperial Palace and O’Sheas casinos. The entrance to the nearby Flamingo also will get a makeover
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Croatoa wrote:
Andy78 wrote:
Croatoa wrote:Those drinks were probably 40 bucks each.
Not. You drink for free in the casinos while you're actively gambling. Just tip the cocktail hostess a couple bucks for fast service on refills.
Yeah I know. Doesn't look like he's in the casino there though does it?
No. He smuggled that one out so he can look important while he lounges at the pool after losing all his money at the crap table.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Your wish has been granted

Ab G_d's pic is at Caesars...Caesar's is eliminating Imperial Palace...and creating a magnificent new property. It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to see that he's the force that's pulling the strings behind this and that the "High Roller" observation wheel is inspired by him.
Imperial Palace — not the Strip property, but the brand name — is losing its place on Las Vegas Boulevard as Caesars Entertainment launches a significant makeover of the mid-Strip with its $500 million Linq dining and entertainment complex.

Caesars officials have not come up with a replacement name or discussed why it was dropping the Imperial Palace name, which it has leased.

Caesars has leased the Imperial Palace name since acquiring the Asian-themed property in 2005. Imperial Palace was opened in 1979 by independent businessman Ralph Engelstad, who died in 2002.

Construction of the Linq, which will include up to 40 restaurants and bars as well as a 550-foot high observation wheel called High Roller, will begin next month, starting with refurbishing the exteriors of Caesars’ Imperial Palace and O’Sheas casinos. The entrance to the nearby Flamingo also will get a makeover
About time. That thing is a fucking eye-sore. First time I went to Vegas I went into IP and then turned right around and left. Same thing with the Sahara. We were staying at the MGM Grand but decided to check out some shit further up the strip. I walk into the Sahara and within 10 seconds I had some Arsenio Hall looking motherfucker in a silk suit ask me where all the action was. I turned right around to leave but I had to wade my way through a pack of fat black chicks. My shirt was sliced and diced from their acrylic press on finger nails. Following week I was diagnosed with severe soul glow poisoning.
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Drinks were $22 each, and are not Paleo.

Went Paleo again 4 weeks ago and I'm down 6lbs, about 7 to go to get to 182 which is my early 90s jujitsu weight. The Vegas picture is indeed very flat. Had my second son at 50. He's 16 months old. Got anew job that involves almost weekly national travel. After dicking around the last 3 years running thru every program I know, I finally realized I was right all along - its all about what goes in the pie hole. There is simply no more time to train, or recover, so it's all about diet. The Paleo is working like crazy. Both anabolic and fat loss.

Ceasers is blah. Reception at the Manderin tonight should be good, and went to the Cosmopolitan last night which was cool.
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