Go on then. Bloody get on with it

[Yorkie]

New bloke following protocol and making my first post here, and getting the hazing out of the way,

I've been lurking here for a good few years, but it's taken until now to get my account activated.

I work for the same mob as Odin and have a mixed training background, currently getting back into it after a fairly long layoff.

Right that's the Pre amble, bring on the shit.

Oh yes fuck you all very much

[seeahill]

Speak English, for fuck's sake.

[Bud Charniga's grape ape]

Yorkie

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[Yorkie]

Not far off, named more after gods own county of Yorkshire in the uk.

But that dog is our brave mascot

[Herv100]

Mario, enough is enough. Close the registration back down and allow only 5 new assdicks to join every 6 months

[syaigh]

Not far off, named more after gods own county of Yorkshire in the uk.

But that dog is our brave mascot

For the love of Shafbama, PLEASE stop replying in your intro threads. For real.

Welcome. Don't be an asshole. Keep a log.

[DARTH]

Well, well, well another peice of Eurotrash to infest pour beloved den of filth!

My Irish side says "Go stand by that car, it won't blow up." My Scottish sides says "Fuck youuuueew!", the Welsh is to drunk to be bothered with you, my Nordic side wants to beat, rob and rape you if you have a pussy and my English side says "Welcome to IG, Mate!"

But we don't listen to that Limey, wanker cunt!

Unless it's about what is on TV or what music we are going to play.

[The Ginger Beard Man]

Right, piss off now.

[baffled]

Mario, enough is enough. Close the registration back down and allow only 5 new assdicks to join every 6 months

+1.

I'm tapped out on telling these guys who much I hate them, that they should shove broken glass in unpleasant places etc.

[Crust Bucket]

[Kenny X]

New bloke following protocol and making my first post here, and getting the hazing out of the way,

I've been lurking here for a good few years, but it's taken until now to get my account activated.

I work for the same mob as Odin and have a mixed training background, currently getting back into it after a fairly long layoff.

Right that's the Pre amble, bring on the shit.

Oh yes fuck you all very much

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4smssvoLgpM[/youtube]

[Hymen Asshole]

I've been lurking here for a good few years, but it's taken until now to get my account activated.

We can only hope it doesn't take that long to deactivate your account, now go fuck yourself

[Bob Wildes]

Why were so many limey spies communist faggots?

[TerryB]

I work for the same mob as Odin and have a mixed training background, currently getting back into it after a fairly long layoff.

Hey that's really exciting, mate!

[Yes I Have Balls]

The Least Interesting Man in the World.

[TerryB]

why hasn't this thread been deleted?

[Schlegel]

Sorry, Yorkie, the position of Token Englishman has already been filled. We are already somewhat overstaffed in Englishmen Gone Native In a Semi-tropical Land, and in fact due to budget cutbacks, one of those is doubling up as the Cheeky Cockney Working-Class Lad. We may have some openings in the Mad Dogs and Englishmen Who Go Out in the Mid-Day Sun department.

Do you have any experience in barking or sheep herding?

[Yes I Have Balls]

Sorry, Yorkie, the position of Token Englishman has already been filled. We are already somewhat overstaffed in Englishmen Gone Native In a Semi-tropical Land, and in fact due to budget cutbacks, one of those is doubling up as the Cheeky Cockney Working-Class Lad. We may have some openings in the Mad Dogs and Englishmen Who Go Out in the Mid-Day Sun department.

Do you have any experience in barking or sheep herding?

HR just called, what we DO need is: a snakebite-reeking, busted tooth having, United fan from London who says "innit" all the fucking time. Must also be able to claim (lie) that he was going to Ibiza before anyone else.

[Bob Wildes]

He's most likely a bloody punter like these chaps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... KYNOGdtl5E

[Yorkie]

Sorry, Yorkie, the position of Token Englishman has already been filled. We are already somewhat overstaffed in Englishmen Gone Native In a Semi-tropical Land, and in fact due to budget cutbacks, one of those is doubling up as the Cheeky Cockney Working-Class Lad. We may have some openings in the Mad Dogs and Englishmen Who Go Out in the Mid-Day Sun department.

Do you have any experience in barking or sheep herding?

HR just called, what we DO need is: a snakebite-reeking, busted tooth having, United fan from London who says "innit" all the fucking time. Must also be able to claim (lie) that he was going to Ibiza before anyone else.

So you've got nothing in a Brian glover shandy drinking weak as piss role ?

[Yorkie]

http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/palitoz/5487011112/

[WildGorillaMan]

Rum, buggery and the lash.