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"I teach one thing and one thing only: suffering and the end of suffering." ~Buddha
Chuck Norris said it first.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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Chuck Norris thinks you're a fag.
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Fat Cat wrote:Chuck Norris thinks you're a fag.
He thinks Couch is a Catcher, too.
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Fat Cat wrote:Chuck Norris thinks you're a fag.
I think Chuck wanted you to keep your pillow talk confidential.
No more reach-arounds for you.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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Shapecharge wrote:Let's get this baby to a 1,000 posts, c'mon sucka's. Hey, XFit gang, in case you didn't know, I got a BIG GREEN EGG for Father's Day!..."feel the burn!"
You could make some side money by strapping some steel dragon-looking handles onto it, and charging martial arts wannabes to carry it around with their forearms.
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Check out the big brain on Nafod...I like the way you think negro. Instead of the dragon/tiger combo or whatever it was on Kwai Chang Kane's forearms we can come up with a new design say something like kettlebells on one forearms and an olympic bb set on the other or perhaps the image of two dogs fuckings on one forearm and butterflies and rainbows on the other. Regardless, to officially become a "master" you must pick up the BIG GREEN EGG like the one I got for Father's Day, and proceed to do 21-15-9 reps of front squats with a quarter mile run after each set, for time while singing "Delta Dawn." That shit rocks.

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If you get unicorns, I'm in.
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If you need help:

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby"
All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy
'Cause she walks around town with a suitcase in her hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn
Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
And promised her he'd take her for his bride

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky


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GoDogGo! wrote:If you need help:

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby"
All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy
'Cause she walks around town with a suitcase in her hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn
Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
And promised her he'd take her for his bride

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky


GDG!
In the same spirit:

Dashing through the snow,
Wolves in hot pursuit,
Coming for our sleigh,
Frost upon their snoots,
Nip and tuck to town,
Neck and neck with Death,
I'd like to scream with fear,
But I can't really spare the breath!

OH
Jingle Wolves, Jingle Wolves
Chase us down the road,
If I throw you to them
I might lighten up the lo-ad!
Jingle Wolves,Jingle Wolves
Chase us all the way
If I throw you to them
I might live another day!
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I'm not sure how that's in the same spirit, but it's awesome. I'm going to teach that to my kids this Xmas.

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Did you know Cross@Fit will give you herpes?

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Shape, that shit had me in tears.

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shaf, why did those performance menu guys leave the cult?


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So is Couch a bottom or top?
Does he love Dough's tits?
Qu@@n's anus?
Andy's toothless grin?

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Who cares about the 750# deadlift; the abs are good.

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szczepan:

From what I've heard, differences of opinions and a distaste for the way things were going at CF HQ....this is hearsay though, I can't speak for anyone.

Ah yeah...the sumo high pull/upright row...a movement designed to bother anyone who might have a shoulder that has a potential for impingement. You notice they don't show how much weight she's using.

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Shaf wrote:
Ah yeah...the sumo high pull/upright row...a movement designed to bother anyone who might have a shoulder that has a potential for impingement. You notice they don't show how much weight she's using.
Yeah, you have to seriously internally rotate the shoulder to row that high. Even the HealthForLife guys kicked high rows out of the club.

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So who's going to get the celbratory 1000th post on this bad motherfucka?

Could we get a special guest appearance by Glassman himself?

I'll pay for his HIV medication & some pain pills for that bruised prostate he's got if that's what it takes to get him here.

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Marc wrote:Did you know Cross@Fit will give you herpes?
Yeah, you don't want to know what cooch does with the equipment at at @fit HQ.

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Shapecharge wrote:Let's get this baby to a 1,000 posts, c'mon sucka's. Hey, XFit gang, in case you didn't know, I got a BIG GREEN EGG for Father's Day! You can grill/smoke all kinds of cool stuff in it and while it's cooking, do a 21-15-9 set of thrusters with it at the same time! The added benefit is sometimes glowing hot coals tumble out of it onto your body adding new meaning to "feel the burn!"
Glassman is more interested inhaving you push your BIG GREEN EGG up his ass. He claims it's for science, but requests that you bring along some wine and some mood music.

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but requests that you bring along some wine and some mood music.
Maybe a chocolate martini and some Journey music??
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I Win, 1,000 posts bitchos!

Hey Glassman!


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Holy crap...this may be the first 1000 post thread on IG EVER.

And to think, I was there when it happened. Just like the great "Thundersnow" of Nov 1 1997, where 14 inches of snow overnight paralyzed Omaha and things got so bad in the Dundee neighborhood that we were reduced to eating roast beef sandwches in the dark...WITHOUT our usual Grey Poupon!
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