Book-a-minute website

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:22 pm

For those too lazy to read the whole thing.

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

Example: BEOWULF

Hrothgar: Let's build a big old dining hall and call it Herot.

(They do. Then Grendel, an ugly guy, takes over Herot and eats people. Beowulf rips his arm off.)

All: You rule, Beowulf.

(Some people make SPEECHES and tell IRRELEVANT STORIES. Beowulf kills some more STUFF.)

Beowulf: Wiglaf, I'm dying. See that my funeral pyre fits my greatness.

Wiglaf: Ok.

THE END

mrzero · Post by **mrzero** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:59 pm

Better, "Gravity's Rainbow"

A screaming thing comes across the sky. It's a V-2 rocket carrying twelve thousand pounds of symbolism, and it's coming down on your poor, deluded, postmodern head.
THE END

Maza · Post by **Maza** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:16 pm

My favorite was Othello:

Iago

Your wife's cheating on you.

Othello

She is? (kills wife) Damn, she wasn't really.

THE END

Hamper · Post by **Hamper** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:56 pm

I with they had Everyone Poops,thats a hard one to get through!