The couch thread

___________ · Post by **___________** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:26 am

stosh wrote:Mrs. stosh wouldn't like this either.

Thumb under the titty for support, Comrades.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:28 am

The Beaver Trap was my favorite name for a strip joint.

I knew girls from "The Body Shop" too. The old LLT was always good for sleazy fun. And who knew the College Inn would ever have re-opened?

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:59 am

For the record, yesterday was deadlift day and nobody posted a 500#+ pull.

DBID · Post by **DBID** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:09 am

Shaf wrote:The Beaver Trap was my favorite name for a strip joint.

I knew girls from "The Body Shop" too. The old LLT was always good for sleazy fun. And who knew the College Inn would ever have re-opened?

There is one along the road by Appleton named Bean Snappers.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:13 pm

"No small part of the CrossFit revolution is to establish what we call "evidence based fitness" - where meaningful assertions about fitness programs are focused on safety, efficacy, and efficiency bolstered by measurable, observable, and repeatable human performance data. Where we're successful, work capacity will reign supreme and markers like V02 max, lactate threshold, and heart rate will rightfully be seen as performance correlates valued solely in proportion to their contribution to programming changes that advance performance."

- Greg Glassman

Translation:We can't outlift, outrun, or outfight an Oly or Pler, a sprinter or marathoner, or a boxer or MMA type at what they specifically do like we initially claimed, so we will measure other things.

BTW..props to the chick jerking 175 a few pix down.

Bram · Post by **Bram** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:34 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:BTW..props to the chick jerking 175 a few pix down.

I watched the vid, she gets 185. Strong girl.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:37 pm

Crossfit: Where the women lift the heavy weights.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:25 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:"No small part of the CrossFit revolution is to establish what we call "evidence based fitness" - where meaningful assertions about fitness programs are focused on safety, efficacy, and efficiency bolstered by measurable, observable, and repeatable human performance data. Where we're successful, work capacity will reign supreme and markers like V02 max, lactate threshold, and heart rate will rightfully be seen as performance correlates valued solely in proportion to their contribution to programming changes that advance performance."

- Greg Glassman

Translation:We can't outlift, outrun, or outfight an Oly or Pler, a sprinter or marathoner, or a boxer or MMA type at what they specifically do like we initially claimed, so we will measure other things.

BTW..props to the chick jerking 175 a few pix down.

When you're not speaking evolution Jack, you make great points.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:27 pm

Lest we forget, bump.

Reisen · Post by **Reisen** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:32 pm

Spike wrote:
Shaf wrote:The Beaver Trap was my favorite name for a strip joint.

I knew girls from "The Body Shop" too. The old LLT was always good for sleazy fun. And who knew the College Inn would ever have re-opened?
There is one along the road by Appleton named Bean Snappers.

Is that in Wisconsin?
If that is so, then I have never heard of it or been there.

Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus · Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:41 pm

Yeah, it's actually across the street from a Catholic Church.

corner of State Highway 47 and County O (heh), Mackville, WI

mrzero · Post by **mrzero** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:56 pm

*bump*

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:15 am

It's just not happening much anymore. Couch has been restricted from posting shit online, for the most part.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:25 am

Shaf wrote:It's just not happening much anymore. Couch has been restricted from posting shit online, for the most part.

Couch Howard Hughes?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:14 am

Shaf wrote:It's just not happening much anymore. Couch has been restricted from posting shit online, for the most part.

Really? Are they taking him out of the loop?

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:28 am

Did his drinking and cross-dressing finally become more than his minions could take?

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:25 pm

@fit is limited mainly by the Couch. Despite my criticism, they have some studly folks who are masters of nothing but probably look good nakid.

Except the couch.

Incidently, Jack Bauer tied up the Couch to find out where the damn nukes were, and when he stripped him down to attach the electrodes to his mini nuts, he got so grossed out he just said screw California.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:34 pm

Exact words from my sources inside x-fit:

"Keep that man away from the keyboard"

I ain't the only one who has taken a slight dislike to the man.
Not quite a palace coup, but Arizona was no fluke. Isn't working out there either.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:49 pm

Arizona?

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:58 pm

'nuf said on the subject.

Let the x-fit nutswingers fill in the details.

I do have this Don Quixote complex with the "couch".

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:04 pm

Can we get back on topic, puh-leez?

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:14 pm

We need more pictures of azn girls working out.

I prefer x-fit videos to the stills.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:28 pm

Glassman moved to Arizona some time ago. He's no longer in Santa Cruz.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:36 pm

Shaf wrote:Glassman moved to Arizona some time ago. He's no longer in Santa Cruz.

No shit? Is he still in charge or has he been usurped?

ab g-d · Post by **ab g-d** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:24 pm

Gary John wrote:We need more pictures of azn girls working out.

I prefer x-fit videos to the stills.

http://www.crossfitnyc.org/

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