"30 Days of Night"
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"30 Days of Night"
I watched this last night (after giving blood, ironically enough).
First of all, what it isn't: it isn't a smug horror comedy. It isn't a parody. It isn't about wisecracking, hormonal teenagers. It isn't about some fucking yuppies whose perfect lives are ruined by ghosts. All of the above just piss me off.
What it is: a grim, bleak, unrelenting horror film, about working class people facing something terrifying. In the town of Barrow, Alaska, 80 miles from the nearest nowhere town, the longest night of the winter lasts 30 days. On that evening, the sheriff finds the town's sat phones destroyed, the sled dogs all killed, the helicopter vandalized. Once the town is cut off, the vampires show up. They've chosen this town for their next month-long feed.
This movie is not driven by the stupidity of its characters and their bad choices. Most people are smart; it just doesn't help that much, and the folks who do stupid things die very quickly.
The choices are hard, and sometimes people have to decide who's going to make it and who isn't. At one point a character in hiding has to watch someone get torn apart, because to interfere would not only get him killed, but also betray the other survivors' hiding place.
The vampires aren't elegant, aren't sophisticated or suave, just pale people with oddly angular faces, black eyes, and mouths full of jagged spikes.
It's a nice throwback to classic horror, but it is not a date movie. Gory, bleak, depressing. It's probably not best to watch it during a snowstorm.
First of all, what it isn't: it isn't a smug horror comedy. It isn't a parody. It isn't about wisecracking, hormonal teenagers. It isn't about some fucking yuppies whose perfect lives are ruined by ghosts. All of the above just piss me off.
What it is: a grim, bleak, unrelenting horror film, about working class people facing something terrifying. In the town of Barrow, Alaska, 80 miles from the nearest nowhere town, the longest night of the winter lasts 30 days. On that evening, the sheriff finds the town's sat phones destroyed, the sled dogs all killed, the helicopter vandalized. Once the town is cut off, the vampires show up. They've chosen this town for their next month-long feed.
This movie is not driven by the stupidity of its characters and their bad choices. Most people are smart; it just doesn't help that much, and the folks who do stupid things die very quickly.
The choices are hard, and sometimes people have to decide who's going to make it and who isn't. At one point a character in hiding has to watch someone get torn apart, because to interfere would not only get him killed, but also betray the other survivors' hiding place.
The vampires aren't elegant, aren't sophisticated or suave, just pale people with oddly angular faces, black eyes, and mouths full of jagged spikes.
It's a nice throwback to classic horror, but it is not a date movie. Gory, bleak, depressing. It's probably not best to watch it during a snowstorm.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.